Shocked, I Tell You

By  ·  November 13th, 2008   

This child needs to be brought to a laboratory, her moxie sampled and developed into a commercially-marketed aerosol.  We could call it Glade® Shovel-rite, the spray specifically designed to uncover bullshit, wherever it may hide.  Now in Clean Hippie, Honest Politician, and Reasonable Leftard scents!

Catherine Vogt, 14, is an Illinois 8th grader, the daughter of a liberal mom and a conservative dad. She wanted to conduct an experiment in political tolerance and diversity of opinion at her school in the liberal suburb of Oak Park.

She noticed that fellow students at Gwendolyn Brooks Middle School overwhelmingly supported Barack Obama for president. His campaign kept preaching “inclusion,” and she decided to see how included she could be.

Long fucking story short, she got her ass handed to her by the Inclusion Party(TM) members when wearing the McCain Girl t-shirt (instructed to die screaming basically), and then congratulated for her discerning judgement for wearing the Obama Girl t-shirt.  

Just so I have this straight…we’ll include you all fucking day long, just as long as you’re thinking OUR way?  So, not only is the Inclusion Party(TM) really not all that interested in including anyone outside their little belief-clique, but they’re also just desperately unoriginal.  

Glad we got that sorted out.  See you all in the gulag!

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11 Responses to “Shocked, I Tell You”

  1. First!

    It’s funny, the democrats are just like the A-list kids in high school, just all grown up. They didn’t want to associate with you then, and they would just as soon round you up and send you to a “reeducation camp” now…

    This is why repubs lost this election. Democrats understand that to win you have to defeat, demoralize, and destroy your opponent, before you try to make them see your side of things.

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    D.W. UNITED STATES

  2. Aw man, we’re not doing that ‘first’ thing are we? :)

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    Liberty Girl UNITED STATES

  3. Thanks for posting this. I’m surprised that the Tribune posted this. Wonder how long they’re going to keep John Kass around?

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    John H UNITED STATES

  4. @Liberty Girl: Never Again. I will promptly cancel my next birthday and flog myself with wet pasta. ;-)

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    D.W. UNITED STATES

  5. FIFTH!!!!

    HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

    What?

    Oh.

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    N. O'Brain UNITED STATES

  6. @John H: I was wondering the same thing. And then I wondered why in the fuck he didn’t report on this BEFORE THE FUCKING ELECTION.

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    Liberty Girl UNITED STATES

  7. @D.W.: *snerk* Stealing “cancel next birthday…” I bet my stubborn 11 year old will listen to THAT.

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    Liberty Girl UNITED STATES

  8. @N. O’Brain: Smartass. :)

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    Liberty Girl UNITED STATES

  9. considering that our schools stopped being about education and started being about PC indocrination several decades ago, I’m actually SHOCKED that there are any pockets of actual thought left out there. Well, besides private schools, I mean.
    Just another shovelful of “same ol’, same ol’” showing that the soclibs learned the leasons of Animal Farm and 1984 very well. Their words ALWAYS need to be seen in a mirror to discover the meaning. Inclusion. “bi”partisanship. Etc. Etc. Etc.
    I said to my wife some years ago (and have only firmed up that opinion since) that the only good liberal is a dead liberal (to paraphrase the old “Indian” statement)

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    pete in Midland UNITED STATES

  10. I’m seeing this double standard over and over with the Obamabots. I had one tell me that I “had to be respectful to Obama because he’s your President”. This same person doesn’t see that it applies to her when constantly trashes George W. I’m just sayin……

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    Midlife Slices UNITED STATES

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