We all have our Lists. For instance, I have a I Will Pop You In The Face Eventually List. The bowling-ball headed, courageous-only-when-drunk husband of our next-door neighbor is right there at the top most days. Other days it is whatever cell-phone-wielding cow is weaving all over the road in front of me in an impossible-to-see-around minivan. I’m sure Dogette has at least ONE list, which surely has the Pole People atop it. Joan HAS to have a list, populated no doubt by RINOs, Republicans and other Utter Failures.
Today I find myself in need of a new List, and I shall call it The Disgraceful Hypocrite List. Ms. Julianne Malveaux, a “writer” with the Philly Trib, has the honor of the second spot on the DH list, the first belonging to the shouldn’t-be-allowed-to-speak-in-public Michelle Obama, for her proclamation early on in the election that she was only just then proud to be an American.
Translation: your country sucks until it does something for you.
Ms. Malveaux further recieves the Derivative Asshole Asterisk affixed next to her List entry for being a big stupid copycat of the aforementioned first place holder’s previously published idiocy. Not only is she derivative, folks…she’s SLOW.
Let’s all give our new List honorees a big round of applause.
(Via Cassy Fiano)
O/T, but everybody note today is National Ammo Day.
no, not THAT Glenn
November 19th, 2008
@no, not THAT Glenn: That AIN’T off-topic…
Liberty Girl
November 19th, 2008
I was in WalMart today and thought to buy some more ammo, just to celebrate, but the line at the ammo counter was freaking long!
Meanwhile, Kathleen Parker made my shit list today.And last week. I wrote NRO and said I’ll send them some money when they throw the last of the RINOs outta there.
Joan of Argghh!
November 19th, 2008
@Joan of Argghh!: I like that strategery! But it’s logical, ergo will never work.
Liberty Girl
November 19th, 2008
I totally forgot about Ammo Day, but I will now head back to town and get some, along with a pellet rifle that I’ve had my eye on. The kids are gonna love it, too
BTW, love the list ideas, but if I started doing that I’d forget the other stuff I have to remember…like where I live. Damned random access memory…I need an upgrade…
D.W.
November 19th, 2008
@ Joan of Argghh!
I’m with you on Parker … I used to enjoy her columns, but over the past year or so, she’s taken a sudden list to the left and stopped being interesting, and started becoming more and more annoying.
pete in Midland
November 20th, 2008
Hey LG:
Regarding your cow in a minivan remark… this post contains a video that you might find amusing (sorry for linking to my own blog, but the vid really is funny)
http://speakdogspeak.blogspot.com/2008/07/happy-saturday.html
jana
November 22nd, 2008