Man. Why do fun things like this never happen to me??
Several associates of mine, aware of my red-state predilections, approached me after the black day that was November 4 and demanded my allegiance — I’m serious — proclaiming, “He’s your president so you should stand behind him.”
This might come as a surprise to my 15 regular readers, but I have a bit of a temper. No, it’s true! I’ve learned to mask it through the years with cutting sarcasm and scathing commentary, but underneath seethes a cauldron of outright misanthropy directed at pretty much everyone who falls into my “too stupid to navigate a shopping cart” category.
I’m talking to YOU, 52s.
So I’m kind of taking it personally at this stage in my life, that not one of you has had the moxie to get in MY face with stupidity equal to the above. I’ve never actually popped someone in the nose before, am longing to feel what it’s like. Is it squishy? Does it hurt? Me, I mean…I hope like hell it hurts YOU. Will there be blood? Boogers? Crying?
Won’t someone satisfy my curiosity? And my burning need to “reward” you for your stupidity?
Pretty please?
Well I am not part of the 52’s so I can’t get in your face. But you have 14 more readers than I do, maybe you can find solace in that, lol.
criticalthinker
November 22nd, 2008
LG, whatinthehell were you expecting? All you have demonstrated is there might be sixteen other people who feel approximately as you do. What are we supposed to do, argue with each other? Not to suggest there aren’t others who’d lick their chops if we did. I’d rather watch those other folks going at it. Like now, watching the rats diving left and [not] right off the Good Ship Transition.
no, not THAT Glenn
November 22nd, 2008
@nnTg: I dont think I understand what you’re referring to…
Liberty Girl
November 22nd, 2008
I think he means that the Leftist moonbats that Obama duped into voting for him are starting to jump ship. They are disillusioned (already) that he’s talking about maybe not closing Guantanamo and not having every troop currently in Iraq home for the Inauguration.
And nnTG, she’s asking the 52’s why THEY don’t have the balls to get in her face and suggest she play nice. She doesn’t want a reason to punch US in our collective noses.
I hope.
jana
November 22nd, 2008
I want them to get in my face then watch me slap them down with my kansas pimp hand.
Brad essex
November 22nd, 2008
@jana: Yes, THAT is what I was saying. Why would I suggest people who ostensibly agree should argue issues?
Liberty Girl
November 22nd, 2008
Brad: Hahahaha!!! Kansas pimp hand!!!
LG: You sound awfully eager to punch someone. I’m working on a post that will give you some ideas as to just who that someone should be…
jana
November 22nd, 2008
jana, it looks like we’re all 48’s over here. LG doesn’t bother us; 52’s are scared shitless of her.
Speaking of percentages, this here thingie says LG has an 18% chance of being a girl. Which may have something to do with it. I just take her word.
no, not THAT Glenn
November 22nd, 2008
ps that same site also says Rachel Lucas is 51% of a girl and TND (dogette’s) server gave them a good ol’ 403 upraised digit.
no, not THAT Glenn
November 22nd, 2008
Ha! Those 52’s are absolutely correct to be scared of us 48’s. We’re armed.
That gender thingie said that there’s only a 22% chance that I’m a girl. My husband would beg to differ…
jana
November 22nd, 2008
jana, I’ll take your hub at his word. To me you do come across as a girl. Men are more inhibited. But understand this:
I got phonecall from a bud one day. He was seeking a driver disk for a HL1240 printer and knew I owned such animal. I rummaged around and found it, left in an accessible spot, called back:
Me: I found that disk.
Him: Great! My wife is in town; I’ll get her to stop by and pick it up.
Me: Ok. In case I’m out, it’s on top of the toolbox on the coffee table.
And as I said that I thought, “There’s rednecks in this house.” I need to point out it was not my toolbox. It was Girlchild’s toolbox.
no, not THAT Glenn
November 22nd, 2008
nnTG:
a toolbox on the coffee table. I may be in love…
When spouse and I married, I came equipped with my very own toolbox. And, it was much nicer (and larger) than the one he had. Since then, we’ve bought “community” tools: miter saw, table saw, corded drill, dremel, etc… He still has the bigger gun safe, though.
We’re traditional that way.
jana
November 23rd, 2008
You’ll all be happy to know that the gender analyzer thingy correctly assessed that I am male (at least 83%, anyway
)
D.W.
November 23rd, 2008
I thought I’d posted this but it went away someplace–
jana, I see u saw the “wedding announcement,” and tools and toolboxes are shaping up to be a sore point.
Preferring to negotiage without preconditions in interest of domestic tranquility, I pre-emptively declared that the sets of tools in garage (many toolboxes) perviously ordered in the subsets [Dad Tools] and [Kid Tools] would henceforth be merged into the set of [Tools.] But that turns out not to solve the problem. When I broached this to Girlchild, she allowed she’d already been bitching about [Tools] left lying out in the yard, wherever his member of the set of [Mmotorcycle] last parked. (The set [Motorcycle] has two elements [His, Hers.])
I do nevertheless stand on Principle that molesting the set [Dad Work Tools] that live in the house would be punished up to and including bloodshed. Therefore, for Harmony’s sake, I refrain from buying the $50 small diagonal cutters I really, really want. Girlchild would find them too handy when she needed to cut coat hanger, piano wire, etc and I would be forced to kill her. Which would fuck up the wedding.
oh, and “We think http://www.cnn.com/ is written by a woman (89%).” BWAHAHAHA!
no, not THAT Glenn
November 23rd, 2008
nnTG:
re: cnn.com — if by “woman” they mean shrieking nancies and cowering marys, the gender predictor is absolutely correct…
jana
November 23rd, 2008