This Might Call for a New List

By  ·  November 26th, 2008   

You know, if this bullshit occurred anywhere other than Canuckistan, I might be an eensy bit more pissed off than I am right now…

The Carleton University Students’ Association has voted to drop a cystic fibrosis charity as the beneficiary of its annual Shinearama fundraiser, supporting a motion that argued the disease is not “inclusive” enough.

Cystic fibrosis “has been recently revealed to only affect white people, and primarily men” said the motion read Monday night to student councillors, who voted almost unanimously in favour of it.

Hey kids?  Go fuck yourselves.  Because honestly, if I find out you’ve been fucking other people, thus risking the passing along of your clearly deficient genes, I’m going to come up there with my cheese grater and put an end to that nonsense.

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12 Responses to “This Might Call for a New List”

  1. This is why the term, “gobsmacked” was coined. Just…WTF?

    How about breast cancer?

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    Joan of Argghh! UNITED STATES

  2. Or prostate cancer?
    Or sickle-cell anemia?
    Or Tay-Sachs?

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    Joan of Argghh! UNITED STATES

  3. @Joan of Argghh!: Sorry, us whities will have to fend for ourselves. Everyone knows the government secretly pays for all our healthcare needs. And groceries. And gasoline.

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    Liberty Girl UNITED STATES

  4. If ever there was a country we should invade for oil…

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    Stephen Kruiser UNITED STATES

  5. @Stephen Kruiser: Can I get an amen.

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    Liberty Girl UNITED STATES

  6. Amen!

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    D.W. UNITED STATES

  7. After having noticed they just puked on the table come tortured explanations of why, and how they plan to maybe clean it up.

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    no, not THAT Glenn UNITED STATES

  8. Isn’t that like a hate crime or something?

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    N. O'Brain UNITED STATES

  9. Oh, and Amen on the cheese grater. It just makes my skin crawl to read that sentence. Feckkin’ awesome!

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    Joan of Argghh! UNITED STATES

  10. “Everyone knows the government secretly pays for all our healthcare needs. And groceries. And gasoline.”

    Ha ha ha… that reminds me of the Eddie Murphy SNL sketch where he dressed up like a white person and the shopkeepers were giving him free stuff, and the bus passengers were having a party with liquor and music after all the black people got off the bus.

    Good times.

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    jana UNITED STATES

  11. and these “brave” motherfuckers will never confront real racism because they are racist themselves.Fuckum.

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    pbiddy UNITED STATES

  12. Cheesegrater. WIN.

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    dogette UNITED STATES

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