Now, I’m sick, so this is going to hurt.
Them, not me.
Our new fuckstupid benevolent overlords are going to be sending out emails demanding entreating their subjects constituency to tithe donate to the eradication of the massive debt from Hillsy’s failed campaign for the Overlordship Presidency.
Too bleh to blockquote. Read for your ownselves.
52s – you pack of limp-brained, sausage-fingered, South American-laboratory-test-subjects – does it seem at all logical that YOU should foot the bill for this circus, this Hippodrome of Fail? Or is asking the lot of you to deploy such an advanced trait as logic a wee bit too much after everything Dr. Mengele put you through?
Sorry, I know I’m not supposed to say the “M” word.
Do you just not get that the Empty Suit and his cronies see you all as nothing more than their personal financial institution? Free withdrawals, any time, NO WAITING!! You’re a walking dollar factory, nothing else, and everything they tell you/do for you is designed to keep the greenbacks flowing Eastward. Gullible doesn’t even begin to describe those of you who fall for this bullshit.
Well, should *I* receive such an email, after I’d finished laughing, I’d collect all the snotty tissues that are piling up on my desk like some evil, gelatinous Kilimanjaro, pop them in an envelope and send them right along. That should clear things right up.
)
I read that story this morning and couldn’t believe it. The Clintons have huge amounts of money now, and could certainly just pay it.
Sounds like a bailout to me.
folly
December 5th, 2008
But baby, then they will have your DNA, they’ll clone you, and replace you with a podperson.
MLG
December 5th, 2008
@MLG:
Which would play merry hell with our sex life, indeed.
Liberty Girl
December 5th, 2008
It took you 26 yrs to train me, so then I’d have to spend that long retraining… no thanks.
MLG
December 5th, 2008
That’s 37 years, mister.
Liberty Girl
December 5th, 2008
When it comes to the Clintons, there’s really nothing that can surprise me anymore.
dogette
December 5th, 2008
@dogette: Agreed, however I LIKE her as SoS. She’s got more nuts than all of those Armani-wearing pansies put together, might just keep us from becoming the fuckin’ ducks in an international shooting gallery.
Liberty Girl
December 5th, 2008
hate to disagree with ya, LG … but she showed her skunky stripes when she was co-president. She talks a good game at times, but she’s still 3X the socialist that her stooge is/was.
pete in Midland
December 5th, 2008
I’d have thought this was some wicked twist of your legendary snark, but I saw it myself this morning, in Dead Tree Media.
Unbefuckinglieveable.
B Smith
December 5th, 2008
@B Smith: Sometimes you can’t make this shit up.
Liberty Girl
December 5th, 2008