Imagine, if you will, the largest television in the world. This thing is huge, I’m telling you, bigger than the biggest movie theater screen, bigger than any outdoor drive-in screen. It’s so large it has to be supported by dozens of telephone poles (the cast concrete ones, not the plain old wood), and you have to stand back several football field-lengths just to see the entire screen.
Are you imagining it? Good.
Now imaging this enormous television turned on, volume cranked up to the max, and not tuned to any station.
There, that’s the very same sound this article makes.
That’s the sound of Global WarmeningTM, people. The sound of a worldwide con.
And there was just a bigass conference with a bigass list of bigass scientists who all said global warmening was bigass bullshit.
dogette
December 15th, 2008
global warming is proof positive that the lieberals need religion too … they just prefer one with negative evidence …
pete in Midland
December 15th, 2008
The temperature in Portland, OR, right now is 21.6 degrees. Wind chill drops it down to 5 or 6. We’re on track to actually break records for coldest recorded temperatures for the area. We had a mini-blizzard yesterday and more snow is expected Wednesday.
Global warming my cold, frozen ass.
Roger
December 15th, 2008