As if you, my faithful 64 readers, needed any further proof as to the great stinking cosmic joke that our political system has become…yet still I offer this as Exhibit 982,654:
SCARBOROUGH: You don’t know Obama. You can’t even tell me whether he ran the 2002 campaign of the most corrupt governor in America.
BARNICLE: I can tell you this much: he was a state senator then, and he ran that campaign about as much as I did.
SCARBOROUGH: Oh really? How do you know that?
BARNICLE: Just instinct.
SCARBOROUGH: Instinct?
BARNICLE: Yeah.
*fume*
You know, were these assclowns in any other industry they would never have made it past the unpaid summer intern stage. Seriously, can you see answering Mister BigAss CEO with something that inane?
BIGASS CEO: How does the 4th quarter look, Smithers?
SMITHERS: Well, sir, my instincts say we’re going to finish strong!
BIGASS CEO: ”Instincts”?? They teach you that shit at Harvard, boy? I don’t want INSTINCTS, I want fuckin’ FACTS! Now git your ass out of my sight!
Or maybe that’s just how it would work at Liberty Girl Enterprises.
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the only saving grace, LG, is that these dicks no longer have a monopoly … and they’re becoming less relevant by the second. Yesterday the Detroit newspapers announced they’re only going to deliver papers 2 days a week … ’cause few of us rely on, or believe, anything they have to say.
pete in Midland
December 17th, 2008
Wasn’t that the most ridiculous clip you’ve ever seen?
They said they investigated Palin’s trash pile because she was “unknown, a new face”. That we already knew all about Obama.
But, then, he couldn’t even answer a basic question about Obama. One that didn’t even require any in-depth research on the part of the media.
Pathetic.
jana
December 17th, 2008