If this does not turn out to be an exceptionally lame prank, the folks at BK need to have their frickin’ heads examined:
In another example of advertising prowess, Burger King Holdings launched a new men’s body spray with a strong scent of “seduction” and a hint of “flame-broiled meat.”
Doesn’t that just make you horny nauseous? ’Where’s the Beef?’ was a rhetorical question, you nards.
hahahahahahaha
“Hey baby, don’t I make you HUNGRY?”
MLG
December 19th, 2008
oooooo-kay… I’m just going to back away slowly… the flinch-inducing puns must. be. denied.
jana
December 19th, 2008
jana, you gotta let it out…
MLG
December 19th, 2008
I’m picturing a bunch of twenty-somethings sitting around at an ad agency in NY smoking weed…
“How about we make up a spray that smells like meat? People will be, like, hungry all the time! …Where are the cheetos, man?” *puffs on a large doob*
If their advertising is as good as their bottom line, then I’m pretty sure that BK will soon declare bankruptcy…oh, wait. They’re too big to fail, so they’ll be bailed out, too.
D.W.
December 19th, 2008
“Have it your way…”
BobG
December 20th, 2008
The obvious problem with this product (well, one of MANY problems) is that if you leave the house, you’ll be followed by every dog within a 50-mile radius.
If you try to take a stroll in the park, you’ll look like the freakin’ Pied Piper…
jana
December 20th, 2008