The Goggles, They Do Nothing

By  ·  December 23rd, 2008   

You know, if I have to see this sonofabitch topless one more time I might just gouge out my own eyes with a spork and cleanse the resulting cavities with a mixture of bleach, lighter fluid, and hydrochloric acid.

Keep your moobies to yourself, freak.

Merry Whatever to my 69 loyal readers.  See you all on the flip side.

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12 Responses to “The Goggles, They Do Nothing”

  1. Merry christmas happy hannakah and may god bless everybody and god keep blessing the usa. Also borat obama and hairplug man fuck you and hope santa give you a turd.

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    Brad essex UNITED STATES

  2. Merry Christmas from The Garden State, the state with the dumbest voters in the nation, with possible exception of Massachusetts and Illinois.

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    Jim - PRS

  3. Moobies??!!

    *spits coffee all over keyboard, laughing…*

    A very merry Christmas to all from Kentucky. May God bless us all, because I think we’re going to need it next year…

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    D.W. UNITED STATES

  4. Oh, and thanks for the “Non” Tootsie Roll recipe link. The missus and I are going to whip up some of those today.

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    D.W. UNITED STATES

  5. Concur about the moobs. ewww.

    And the waxed chest? Totally porno.

    Merry Christmas. We still have our guns!

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    Joan of Argghh! UNITED STATES

  6. Merry Christmas … and hopes for a obambam-free 2009 … I’m hopeful he can selfdestruct in just 3 more short weeks … heh

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    pete in Midland UNITED STATES

  7. I guess I’m old, but the idea that he’s vain enough to be waxing tells me all I need to know about him. Can you imagine the fun they’d make of GWB if he spent time WAXING????

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    5kidsnadog UNITED STATES

  8. Are we sure about the chest waxing, because just DAMN.

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    Liberty Girl UNITED STATES

  9. Looks like he could use a bit of testosterone.

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    BobG UNITED STATES

  10. He’s got those pot boobies, don’t he? LOL

    Merry Christmas to you and yours!!

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    LauraB UNITED STATES

  11. Maybe I’m old-fashioned, but I really don’t want to see the Leader of the Free World parading around half-dressed.

    It almost seems like he’s completely unaware of the fact that the office of President requires some respect… not just from We, the People, but from the person who (in this case, UNFORTUNATELY) holds the post.

    Just. Ugh.

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    jana UNITED STATES

  12. I agree with Jana. Do not need to see. It’s just not right. It’s undignified. I guess it’s supposed to show “he’s really just like us” but the fact is he isn’t like us at all. There’s no glossing over that fact, Moob Man.

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    dogette UNITED STATES

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