You know, if I have to see this sonofabitch topless one more time I might just gouge out my own eyes with a spork and cleanse the resulting cavities with a mixture of bleach, lighter fluid, and hydrochloric acid.
Keep your moobies to yourself, freak.

Merry Whatever to my 69 loyal readers. See you all on the flip side.







Merry christmas happy hannakah and may god bless everybody and god keep blessing the usa. Also borat obama and hairplug man fuck you and hope santa give you a turd.
Brad essex
December 24th, 2008
Merry Christmas from The Garden State, the state with the dumbest voters in the nation, with possible exception of Massachusetts and Illinois.
Jim - PRS December 24th, 2008
Moobies??!!
*spits coffee all over keyboard, laughing…*
A very merry Christmas to all from Kentucky. May God bless us all, because I think we’re going to need it next year…
D.W.
December 24th, 2008
Oh, and thanks for the “Non” Tootsie Roll recipe link. The missus and I are going to whip up some of those today.
D.W.
December 24th, 2008
Concur about the moobs. ewww.
And the waxed chest? Totally porno.
Merry Christmas. We still have our guns!
Joan of Argghh!
December 24th, 2008
Merry Christmas … and hopes for a obambam-free 2009 … I’m hopeful he can selfdestruct in just 3 more short weeks … heh
pete in Midland
December 24th, 2008
I guess I’m old, but the idea that he’s vain enough to be waxing tells me all I need to know about him. Can you imagine the fun they’d make of GWB if he spent time WAXING????
5kidsnadog
December 24th, 2008
Are we sure about the chest waxing, because just DAMN.
Liberty Girl
December 24th, 2008
Looks like he could use a bit of testosterone.
BobG
December 24th, 2008
He’s got those pot boobies, don’t he? LOL
Merry Christmas to you and yours!!
LauraB
December 24th, 2008
Maybe I’m old-fashioned, but I really don’t want to see the Leader of the Free World parading around half-dressed.
It almost seems like he’s completely unaware of the fact that the office of President requires some respect… not just from We, the People, but from the person who (in this case, UNFORTUNATELY) holds the post.
Just. Ugh.
jana
December 25th, 2008
I agree with Jana. Do not need to see. It’s just not right. It’s undignified. I guess it’s supposed to show “he’s really just like us” but the fact is he isn’t like us at all. There’s no glossing over that fact, Moob Man.
dogette
December 26th, 2008