No, not that kind. Pervs.
Should I be fortunate enough in the future to resume attendance of musical performances, operas, and the like (ie. post-children), I hereby vow to put boot (or stylish-yet-comfortable flats) to ass the very first time someone purportedly in existence to entertain me decides to interrupt said entertainment in order to interject their un-asked-for, un-wanted, and un-intelligent political opinion into the proceedings.
In other words, shut the fuck up and amuse me, as you’ve been paid to do.
Dear New York Times: Consider these facts, if you will. A) You suck. B) You suck so hard you have to sell ads on your previously “pristine” front page. C) You suck so very, VERY hard, that you decide a funereal editorial on the entire situation is a) interesting to your readership, b) possessing of any shred of dignity whatsoever, and c) at all news.
Let me spell it out for you, I’ll even use small(ish) words:
WE ARE TIRED OF YOUR PARTISAN HACKERY. DIE NOW PLEASE, KTHX.
And finally… Dick-tater Chavez has “suspended” his “charitable” contributions of heating oil to poor US households.
GOOD. Take your “charitable” contributions, Chavy, shove them up your ass, then follow immediately with a lit match.
And does the name of that Yet-Another-Fucking-Kennedy(what are they, rabbits??)’s “charitable” organization give anyone else the socialist-wiggins? Citizen’s Energy Corporation: Don’t Worry, YOU Don’t Have to Work for It – Some Other Fool Does
“no, not that kind. Pervs.”
Damn.
On the first item, I believe the only proper response is to get up and leave. Not furtively, nor in a loud, ostentatious huff. Neither plod nor scurry, but leave in a manner that says you believe the entertainment to be OVER. Do not respond to any jeering or queries directed at you, it only encourages. Conversely, your silent and stern exit says all that needs to be said, and nothing infuriates a libtard more than someone who will not sink to its level.
If this shit occurs sufficiently early in the performance, I’d say a stop by the ticket counter to ask for a refund wouldn’t be out of line. At very least, it would serve to let them know that your dollars aren’t going to be supporting this kind of garbage.
B Smith
January 7th, 2009