Via Hot Air…anyone who is, or has EVER been, a member of PETA is cordially invited to step into oncoming traffic.
When you think cute, playful, and snuggly in animals, the logical choice of pet is … trout? That’s what PETA thinks, anyway, in its new campaign to propagandize children into avoiding meat. They now want to call fish “sea kittens”, because then no one would ever think of eating a kitten — right?
Well, there’s only one way to respond to that:
*drool*
Sashimi plz.
Citizen Grim
January 9th, 2009
I’ve had the misfortune to see behind the curtain with Peta, HSUS, and SPCA… while there are lots of good folks there, the nut ratio is REALLY high.
The hypocrisy is what makes me want to vomit. You don’t have to look very hard to find it either. You can start with PETA euthanizing the VAST majority of the animals it “rescues” – while looking down its nose at te efforts of local shelters.
PETA actually contact the city in which I work and suggested we enact (and fund) a “catch and release” program to humanely deal with rats and mice that infest some of the housing developments…
f-ing RATS?…. gimme a break!
Paladin
January 9th, 2009
It takes a lot of kittens to make a good meal, but it’s worth the work. I’d like a combo, please.
folly
January 9th, 2009
HAHAHA, Paladin!
Long story short…I went to a town hall meeting and one of the items on the agenda, was the coyote problem that ranchers were having.
The local SPCA was there to argue against, uh, “termination”. She suggested that the coyotes be trapped in live, humane traps and then be nutured, and released back into the wild.
One elderly gentlman rancher stood with his hat over his heart and said, ” With all due respect Ma’am..the coyotes don’t wish to FUCK our livestock, they wish to kill and eat ‘em.”
Yes, he actually said that! Cracked me the hell up as the entire town hall erupted into laughter and SPCA lady bolted from the room in embarassment!
JW
January 9th, 2009
Hey, there’s more white meat on a puppy.
smiles
DarLy
January 9th, 2009
Mmmm… I’m headed to the pub. Stu’ll have a Guinness, I’ll have a Shiraz, and we’re each gonna order up a big ol’ helpin’ of kittens ‘n chips. With malt vinegar!
And, tomorrow for lunch… I don’t know… maybe a kitten salad sandwich with a cup of tomato soup? Oooh, or maybe kitten sticks with mac’n'cheese? That one takes me right back to my childhood.
Sigh. Morons make my head ache. I’m should buy stock in Advil.
jana
January 9th, 2009
“Like shooting kittens in a barrel.”
Works for me.
And while we’re at it, can we rename tofu “plant puss”, because then no one would ever think of eating puss — right?
clifford
January 10th, 2009
Kitten stix! MeOW!
LauraB
January 10th, 2009
I once was confronted by a guy wearing a giant trout suit while trying to get into Bass Pro in Springfield.
PETA was protesting teaching kids how to fish. I noticed as well a girl handing out PETA brochures was wearing a “my body my choice” button.
I was tempted to ask her why it’s bad to kill fish, but not unborn babies, but I didn’t figure she’d see the irony in that.
Brigid
January 10th, 2009
Kitten and chips?
BobG
January 10th, 2009
Mmmm, good idea, Folly. I’ll have the combo as well, please.
B Smith
January 10th, 2009
I think of sushi as a raw deal. I’ll have mine fried.
Joseph Hertzlinger
January 10th, 2009
Heh…Kittens & chips… Have you had the “chicken” at your local chinese fast food joint?? LOL!!
OrangeNeckInNY
January 11th, 2009
PETA claims we’re barbarians for eating meat, yet those cultists eat defenseless living organisms, usually while still alive, or worse yet the unborn offspring of those living organisms.
How are they any different?
Tom
January 11th, 2009
So, if you’re Catholic… you have to eat pussy every Friday?
clifford
January 12th, 2009