Dunno about you, but I’m enjoying the new Brietbart Big Hollywood. An entire site devoted to snarking about the cluelessness that emanates from the Asshole of America like some giant chili-fart…color me there. Joanie and I are having fun in the comments, you all should join in…apparently the other readers hunger for same, commenting last night was worth a goodly number of visitors overnight.
Annnnyway, I’m also glad to have someone else view the videos that I Just Won’t Watch, like this knob-slobbing abasement, A “Presidential Pledge” to President Barack Obama.
Just the title causes reverse peristalsis, so you can imagine what an actual viewing does, but reading the article and the comments kind of crystallized for me the WHY of the lower-intestine infection that is Hollywood, as I commented over there:
Sometimes I spend a nanosecond or two wondering how these self-involved genetic lottery-winners come by their leftward leanings, and I think I’ve figured it out… For the ones capable of actual thought processes, ie. the bosses, conflict on a national level cuts down on the disposable cash of the average American, ergo less movie-viewing, DVD-buying. And we can’t have that. For the ones less acquainted with cogitation, ie. the pretty ones, it’s more of a herd/survival instinct. Soooo much easier – and success-making! – to parrot the “party” line than actually spend valuable spa-time pondering the issues and formulating their own opinion. Besides, that might make WRINKLES!!!
There. Mystery solved.
zOMG! You have to watch the video (even though it’s cringe-inducing), then go to Iowahawk and read his “transcript”. I laughed and laughed until I cried.
And I was crying for the good reason, this time…
jana
January 21st, 2009
I still can’t bring myself to watch it. I’d have to gouge out my mind’s eye.
Dave Burge took a BIG HIT for the team, and I thank him.
Joan of Argghh!
January 21st, 2009
Uh, Andrew did,too, but did you see Iowahawk’s smack down as well? Incredibly fun.
Like this place!
Joan of Argghh!
January 21st, 2009
Amazing how these waste of carbon think so highly of themselves. When halve of them can’t get through the day with out an assistant to tie their shoes.
Michael
January 21st, 2009
I think I sussed it quite some years ago. The ratio of working hard for your money vs your political inclinations is pretty standard … the harder you work to earn a buck, the more conservative you are … while the inverse is exactly correct … the easier the money comes, the more clueless (or left wing) you are.
pete in Midland
January 21st, 2009
I think Pete nails it. The genetics lottery winners, on the whole, have it easy.
Iowahawk’s send up is, per usual, hilarious. He nails their vacuity.
Obstreperous Infidel
January 21st, 2009
The grown-up Punky Brewster was in that stupid video. I guess they couldn’t get hold of Gary Coleman.
Cripes Suzette
January 23rd, 2009
Gary Coleman is a Republican.
jana
January 23rd, 2009
Iowahawk is one of my favorites (right up there with you, LG, but for different reasons).
Big Hollywood is great, and you’ve got to check out Steven Crowder’s youtube videos. He puts a new one out about once a week on a variety of topics — abortion, the Koran, etc. He does it in a funny way, but generally makes a point, and he’s great at impersonations. Don’t know if he’ll ever get another job in Hollywood, though…..
5kidsnadog
March 7th, 2009