I know it’s early to be writing to you this year, but I just thought I’d get my list to you nice and early so you’d know that I really, really, really want these things, and they’re not just idle whims – like that saxophone-playing guy, REALLY sorry about that one. No, this list is the real deal, the whole enchilada, and I promise, if I get even just one of the presents on this list I will be the bestest girl forever and ever!
- A very, very, VERY public meltdown, including screaming, cursing, and maybe even frothing at the mouth.
- These two, in a boxing ring. Bikinis not even required.
- This thing, put into low-Earth orbit, where it can no longer frighten children and small animals.
And just for you Santa – instead of cookies and milk, because I know you’re watching your figure – I’d give you these pussies. How about we get our golf clubs and show ‘em what a REAL visit from Santa is like?
Thanks, Santa. Love to the reindeer!
LG
Yeah, love to the reindeer who are still alive cuz Palin has blasted those nasty wolves into submission. Heh.
Joan of Argghh!
February 5th, 2009
Palin and Judd: Gov. Palin ought to publicly respectfully decline, on the basis that, in a battle of wits, it would be unfair to go against an unarmed woman.
Gore: (from the article) “Incredibly, not a Senator on the Committee questioned — much less burst into outright laughter at — Gore’s absurd point.”
This is because our Senators know no more of science than Gore does. I really doubt they’d stand more than a round or two on “Are You Smarter than a 5-Year Old”.
But Gore in orbit … that’s a happy thought. He could keep an eye on Globular Worming.
ZZMike
February 5th, 2009
To all the douchebags who are “outraged” at the “hunting from helicopters” part: Did you ever consider HOW FUCKING HUGE the state of Alaska is? How the fuck else are you going to get to where the wolves are? That state is not crisscrossed with a fine grid of roads like Kalifornia or Florida. /rant off
xul
February 6th, 2009
Oh man I LOVE Victor Davis Hanson’s take on this.
dogette
February 6th, 2009