You fucking people are INSANE, and I sincerely expect you to wind up hopelessly ensared by the complexity of your own shoelaces, found near-starvation and covered in your own feces a week later.
You fucking people are INSANE, and I sincerely expect you to wind up hopelessly ensared by the complexity of your own shoelaces, found near-starvation and covered in your own feces a week later.
Jesus, I couldn’t even read the whole thing.
Can they lose their grip on reality? Why, yes. Yes, they CAN!!!
Holy fucking God… what in the hell is happening to this country??
jana
February 7th, 2009
I couldn’t finish reading it either. INSANE is right. What the hell??? Seriously. That is some fucked up shit right there. They need professional help.
dogette
February 7th, 2009
Calling them insane was too kind, bat-shit crazy is closer. These folks need serious help. Now excuse me while I go bleach my brain…can’t be running around with that crap in my head all day.
RightTurnClyde
February 7th, 2009
“There was a dream, sent from Minneapolis, about buying Barack the perfect sandwich, and a dream from Westport, Conn., about inviting Michelle and the girls over for lunch and a play date…”
I figure that someone must be putting some weird shit into the water supply.
Jim - PRS February 7th, 2009
Reading this has left me profoundly disturbed. I feel like I should go clean a gun and then have a stiff drink to calm my nerves…
D.W.
February 7th, 2009
“Many women — not too surprisingly — were dreaming about sex with the president.”
Well, to be fair about it, he IS going to be fucking us for the next 4 years…
garrards@earthlink.net
February 7th, 2009
Is it too much to ask for goddamned dinner first?
Liberty Girl
February 7th, 2009
Oh, you’ll be getting your dinner, missy.
They’re preparing a big, tasty crap sandwich for you to enjoy while you’re being robbed and violated.
jana
February 7th, 2009
The crap sandwich will be our own after Obama finishes reaming our assholes with his Hope! & Change! Want that on white or wheat?
OrangeNeckInNY
February 7th, 2009
Oh my. Why don’t I get any of this? Why do I feel like the whole world is having an acid party and didn’t invite me? Where is the next bus stop? I couldn’t finish. Truely. Could. not. finish. that. article. I think I’m living in an alternate universe that apparently does not taint my water supply. Are you kidding me? Although… I did dream that Michelle actually acted out the black widow spider dress from election night and consumed him after mating …..So, on second thought, I guess I am finding them a bit dreamy after all….
5kidsnadog
February 8th, 2009
5kids: I wouldn’t call that a “dream” so much as “wishful” thinking…
jana
February 8th, 2009
Is there anyone who DID actually finish reading that?
B Smith
February 9th, 2009
Well isn’t that just precious!
B Smith: “Is there anyone who DID actually finish reading that?”
I couldn’t say. I only made it through the first 2 or 3 paragraphs before I had to resort to a large shot of red-eye.
It does explain a bit why the Times’ readership is way down.
There’s an “appreciation” of Warner’s work at
JUDITH WARNER’S DREAM! How bad is the work of the Times’ “liberal” pundits?
ZZMike
February 9th, 2009
Ooops. The URL is
http://www.dailyhowler.com/dh020909.html
ZZMike
February 9th, 2009
Ok, NOW you can edit your own comments (plugin reinstalled).
Liberty Girl
February 10th, 2009
It was in the NY Slimes, what could you expect.
Glenn B
February 17th, 2009