Good Luck With That

By  ·  February 7th, 2009   

You fucking people are INSANE, and I sincerely expect you to wind up hopelessly ensared by the complexity of your own shoelaces, found near-starvation and covered in your own feces a week later.

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16 Responses to “Good Luck With That”

  1. Jesus, I couldn’t even read the whole thing.

    Can they lose their grip on reality? Why, yes. Yes, they CAN!!!

    Holy fucking God… what in the hell is happening to this country??

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    jana UNITED STATES

  2. I couldn’t finish reading it either. INSANE is right. What the hell??? Seriously. That is some fucked up shit right there. They need professional help.

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    dogette UNITED STATES

  3. Calling them insane was too kind, bat-shit crazy is closer. These folks need serious help. Now excuse me while I go bleach my brain…can’t be running around with that crap in my head all day.

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    RightTurnClyde UNITED STATES

  4. “There was a dream, sent from Minneapolis, about buying Barack the perfect sandwich, and a dream from Westport, Conn., about inviting Michelle and the girls over for lunch and a play date…”

    I figure that someone must be putting some weird shit into the water supply.

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    Jim - PRS

  5. Reading this has left me profoundly disturbed. I feel like I should go clean a gun and then have a stiff drink to calm my nerves…

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    D.W. UNITED STATES

  6. “Many women — not too surprisingly — were dreaming about sex with the president.”

    Well, to be fair about it, he IS going to be fucking us for the next 4 years…

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    garrards@earthlink.net UNITED STATES

  7. Is it too much to ask for goddamned dinner first?

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    Liberty Girl UNITED STATES

  8. Oh, you’ll be getting your dinner, missy.

    They’re preparing a big, tasty crap sandwich for you to enjoy while you’re being robbed and violated.

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    jana UNITED STATES

  9. The crap sandwich will be our own after Obama finishes reaming our assholes with his Hope! & Change! Want that on white or wheat?

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    OrangeNeckInNY UNITED STATES

  10. Oh my. Why don’t I get any of this? Why do I feel like the whole world is having an acid party and didn’t invite me? Where is the next bus stop? I couldn’t finish. Truely. Could. not. finish. that. article. I think I’m living in an alternate universe that apparently does not taint my water supply. Are you kidding me? Although… I did dream that Michelle actually acted out the black widow spider dress from election night and consumed him after mating …..So, on second thought, I guess I am finding them a bit dreamy after all….

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    5kidsnadog UNITED STATES

  11. 5kids: I wouldn’t call that a “dream” so much as “wishful” thinking…

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    jana UNITED STATES

  12. Is there anyone who DID actually finish reading that?

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    B Smith UNITED STATES

  13. Well isn’t that just precious!

    B Smith: “Is there anyone who DID actually finish reading that?”

    I couldn’t say. I only made it through the first 2 or 3 paragraphs before I had to resort to a large shot of red-eye.

    It does explain a bit why the Times’ readership is way down.

    There’s an “appreciation” of Warner’s work at

    JUDITH WARNER’S DREAM! How bad is the work of the Times’ “liberal” pundits?

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    ZZMike UNITED STATES

  14. ZZMike UNITED STATES

  15. Ok, NOW you can edit your own comments (plugin reinstalled).

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    Liberty Girl UNITED STATES

  16. It was in the NY Slimes, what could you expect.

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    Glenn B UNITED STATES

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