Comments on: Snarl

By: Brad essex

Brad essex — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 11:26:21 +0000

I failed the sixth grade but did so well in 7th grade i’ve skip a grade. He might be under a lot of stress. He learning new things and trying to fit in. Don’t get too stressed out just be there for him.

By: ZZMike

ZZMike — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 20:02:06 +0000

You’re probably not going to believe this, but some clever fool actually got a US Patent on that laser thing:

Title: Method of exercising a cat
Document Type and Number:
United States Patent 5443036

Abstract:
A method for inducing cats to exercise consists of directing a beam of invisible light produced by a hand-held laser apparatus onto the floor or wall or other opaque surface in the vicinity of the cat, then moving the laser so as to cause the bright pattern of light to move in an irregular way fascinating to cats, and to any other animal with a chase instinct.

So you owe somebody a nickel.

Back to teenagers: By the time they reach 20 or so, they will be amazed at how wise you’ve become.

By: dogette

dogette — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 13:32:25 +0000

I just went to the GOA alert area and sent the pre-written emails to my reps. Probably the most productive thing I’ll do all day. All week. All month. Thanks for the reminder.

By: 5kidsnadog

5kidsnadog — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 13:15:04 +0000

Hey LG, sorry to hear about your sixth grader. Welcome to my world — I’ve got a very bright Sophomore who considers it his patriotic duty to drive me to drinking before I can open his damned report cards. I’m literally at the point of just handing it over to his father and asking to PLEASE be exempted from viewing.

Just know that there are millions of moms all over the country who have come to the conclusion along with you that the reason why God gives you babies is that if he gave you teenagers, you’d drive them out into the woods first thing and leave them there. Without a map. As it is, babies are so darned cute, by the time you realize what you’ve done, it’s way too late!