Show your love for the former USSR during training time in this adidas Marx A-Flex Russia cap, featuring a six-panel low-crown fit, deep pre-curved brim, an Always Cool™ sweatband to wick away the moisture, and a hammer-and-sickle graphic.
May I ask which member of your clearly brain-damaged artistic team came up with this winner? Five bucks says his/her mother was near-naked, filthy, covered in patchouli, and fucking anything that moved/possessed THC-bearing products 30 years ago.
And the copy: ”Show your love for the former USSR…” I’m just going to assume you fucktards are all about seventeen years old – and products of our AMAZING public school system to boot – ergo have never even heard of Communism, Lenin, Stalin, or the millions of people who DIED under their disgusting “ideals.”
But don’t worry, I’m sure it’s been long enough. Surely only crazy old gun-clingers remember all that crap.
(Via Conservative Punk)
UPDATE: Alert reader Kristopher tells us Adidas has come to its senses and and removed the USSR hat. A quick perusal of their site shows a fucking CUBA hat to which we can easily redirect our ire.
Show your love for the Republic of Cuba in this adidas Marx A-Flex Cuba cap, featuring a six-panel low-crown fit, deep pre-curved brim, an Always Cool™ sweatband to wick away the moisture and a star graphic on the front.
Adidas, you pack of unwashed retards, there’s not a person on that bloody island who could tell you the definition of the word “Republic,” (they’re too busy starving to gain a classical education, you see) so why don’t you knock off the lefty theatrics, eh?
UPDATE THE SECOND: The Cuba hat is now toast. Power to the people!
Just sent this out to the usual suspects in my address book. Not sure how many of them go “Oh, it’s her again. DELETE.” Also sent a letter to Adidas asking them WTF (only in a nicer way). I know an Adidas sales rep through one of my kids’ preschool, so I’ll ask him if they’ve lost their minds over there…..
5kidsnadog
March 4th, 2009
Looks like Adidas deleted it.
‘Tards.
Kristopher
March 4th, 2009
You should protest all adidas product. They sponsor Russia, Cuba, China, North Korea, and Iraq. Call them the axis of evil brand! Of course, most everything you own is made in China, so maybe you should look at yourself before throwing stones…
Jack
March 5th, 2009
@Jack: So, Jackie-boy, tell us…are you an actual Commie or just a self-righteous prick, hmm?
Liberty Girl
March 5th, 2009
Both.
5kidsnadog
March 5th, 2009
Both of these lovely fashion items have
“This product is temporarily out of stock.”
… on the web page.
Not “404 not found”, or “Sorry, we realize now that we’ve been clueless morons, so we’re not carrying it any more”. Just “out of stock”.
Maybe all those people who own several “Che” tShirts bought them all up.
If you want to see it, here’s a link to an eBay page:
http://tinyurl.com/ak2o9y
Black baseball cap, hammer and sickle tastefully embroidered on the front, “CCCP” and star on the back. $22 plus shipping. It’s from a store in North Carolina.
Wear one of those to an “anti-war” rally and you’d be safe. Way under cover.
ZZMike
March 5th, 2009