Conundrum

By  ·  March 24th, 2009   

It isn’t law yet, but I swear to fuck, just reading about the Fucktard-in-Chief’s Hitler Youth ambitions is enough to make me run out and join the nearest militia.  

But therein lies a huge problem:  I am, to say the least, a rugged individualist, as is MLG.  Neither of us can see subjugating ourselves to anyone, much less the kind of folks a militia tends to attract.  I’m not going to bend my knee when anyone says so, not for any god, not for any idealogy.

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7 Responses to “Conundrum”

  1. Hell, join the Sharp as a Marble Militia. Everyone’s a General and there’s no long term contracts to sign. It’s BYOG though…

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    Robb Allen UNITED STATES

  2. sort of the old “I’d never join any organization that would have me as a member” quandry, huh?

    I’ll just opt for the ad-hoc militia … they come marching in their pretty red suits with their shiny gold buttons, and their Bambi attendance medals … I’ll be one of the guys dressed in busckskin behind a tree … heh.

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    pete in Midland UNITED STATES

  3. @pete in Midland:

    With my favorite, weathered, well-loved .30-30, yep.

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    Liberty Girl UNITED STATES

  4. Time to start loading up some rock salt for the Mossberg…

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    BobG UNITED STATES

  5. Jeebus. Surely the lame-ass Republicans can block this?

    Please?

    We have *got* to do some serious housecleaning in 2010 and completely take over in 2012.

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    jana UNITED STATES

  6. I am my own unorganized-militia. I answer to no man,no god,nobody but myself and those I choose to answer to.

    Which at this time is limited to the Constitution.

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    Michael

  7. The woman and I form a two person militia. Beyond this, the problem comes down to individualism. We’re too damn individualistic to join anything larger than our little two-person unit. I suppose the bright side is that mobs make easier targets than individuals.

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    J Foster UNITED STATES

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