It isn’t law yet, but I swear to fuck, just reading about the Fucktard-in-Chief’s Hitler Youth ambitions is enough to make me run out and join the nearest militia.
But therein lies a huge problem: I am, to say the least, a rugged individualist, as is MLG. Neither of us can see subjugating ourselves to anyone, much less the kind of folks a militia tends to attract. I’m not going to bend my knee when anyone says so, not for any god, not for any idealogy.







Hell, join the Sharp as a Marble Militia. Everyone’s a General and there’s no long term contracts to sign. It’s BYOG though…
Robb Allen
March 24th, 2009
sort of the old “I’d never join any organization that would have me as a member” quandry, huh?
I’ll just opt for the ad-hoc militia … they come marching in their pretty red suits with their shiny gold buttons, and their Bambi attendance medals … I’ll be one of the guys dressed in busckskin behind a tree … heh.
pete in Midland
March 24th, 2009
@pete in Midland:
With my favorite, weathered, well-loved .30-30, yep.
Liberty Girl
March 24th, 2009
Time to start loading up some rock salt for the Mossberg…
BobG
March 24th, 2009
Jeebus. Surely the lame-ass Republicans can block this?
Please?
We have *got* to do some serious housecleaning in 2010 and completely take over in 2012.
jana
March 24th, 2009
I am my own unorganized-militia. I answer to no man,no god,nobody but myself and those I choose to answer to.
Which at this time is limited to the Constitution.
Michael
March 25th, 2009
The woman and I form a two person militia. Beyond this, the problem comes down to individualism. We’re too damn individualistic to join anything larger than our little two-person unit. I suppose the bright side is that mobs make easier targets than individuals.
J Foster
March 27th, 2009