Dear Elitist Pricks (that’s YOU!):
Thanks so much for continuing to confirm that when you say, “We all have to sacrifice,” what you really mean is, “YOU all have to sacrifice. Me, I’m having custom fucking pizza, bitches.”
Look, I realize you fucking amateurs are totally new to this game, so here’s a free hint: If you’re going to indulge in conspicuous consumption then maybe you’d better shut the entire fuck up about everyone else’s.
As MLG says, “You want skin in the game? You can have the skin of my fucking nutsack.”
Love,
People Who Hate You More and More Each Day
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the more I read your blog the more I appreciate you. Preach it, sister!
Danimal
April 10th, 2009
3.14=PIE? WTF??
Who in the fuck in St. Louis serves deep dish pizza? Unless you’re some bass ackwards transplant, go native… thin crust all the way.
LAZARUS LONG
April 10th, 2009
Do you know why they serve deep dish pizza in Chicago?
All that grease from the pork barrel projects has to go somewhere….
LAZARUS LONG
April 10th, 2009
Well…. I guess we should be happy that he didn’t fire up Air Force One (AGAIN), and haul everybody and their fucking dog to St. Louis for pizza… Like he did when he took Michelle to Chicago for a “date” on Valentines Day.
So, maybe he was actually trying (in his piss-poor clueless way) to save some taxpayer money.
FAIL.
jana
April 10th, 2009
And the cook guy isn’t even Italian!!!
ZZMike
April 10th, 2009
Hell, they are using my tax money to pay other people’s mortgages, bail out failing companies and institutions, and pay back the Chicago Machine, what’s one little pizza in the grand scheme of things?
Add me to the list of folks who “Hate Them More and More Each Day”.
JR
April 10th, 2009
Back in my active duty Air Force days I witnessed the dismissal of my squadron commander for, among other things, sending a C-12 aircraft from Germany to Italy to pick up a $800 espresso machine (that was purchased with Air Force funds). Back then we called it “Fraud, Waste, and Abuse”. Today we call it “stimulus”. Just another reason to believe that the fall is near.
D.W.
April 11th, 2009