Stacy: happy Odd Day!
Husband: Scusi?
Stacy: It is 5/7/9
Husband: Haha
So, how do we celebrate?
Stacy: ha i’ve no idea
beating the fuck out of a hippie might be a good start
Husband: Woohoo, I like this holiday already
By Liberty Girl · May 7th, 2009
I’ll bring the video camera.
And a sock full of quarters.
Robb Allen
May 7th, 2009
A sock full of oranges might work better. If they can get squished a little during, the nice citrusy scent will help offset the patchouli smell.
LeeAnn
May 7th, 2009
Oh GOD, patchouli. The foulest of the foul. I scream when I get a whiff of that shit. I really do. Sock of quarters, yes, and a can of Febreeze.
dogette
May 7th, 2009
I lubs you all, my bloodthirsty intarwebz frens.
Liberty Girl
May 7th, 2009
Full face hepa filtered respirators and hooded Tyvek coveralls. You don’t want to get your nice clothes bloody and just in case the citrus doesn’t quite cut the patchouli stench.
top of the chain
May 7th, 2009
But what if you do that everyday? Guess I could change it up and bath a hippie,that would be oringinal.
Michael
May 7th, 2009
@Michael:
With a firehose??
Gregg
May 7th, 2009
I don’t find patchouli offensive at all. It’s the stench of unwashed hippie that the patchouli doesn’t cover up which offends me.
B Smith
May 7th, 2009