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Scuse Me, Your Pissed-Offedness Is Showing

By Liberty Girl  ·  May 7th, 2009   

Stacy: happy Odd Day!

Husband: Scusi?

Stacy: It is 5/7/9

Husband: Haha
So, how do we celebrate?

Stacy: ha i’ve no idea
beating the fuck out of a hippie might be a good start

Husband: Woohoo, I like this holiday already

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8 Responses to “Scuse Me, Your Pissed-Offedness Is Showing”

  1. I’ll bring the video camera.

    And a sock full of quarters.

    Robb Allen UNITED STATES Reply to this comment May 7th, 2009

  2. A sock full of oranges might work better. If they can get squished a little during, the nice citrusy scent will help offset the patchouli smell.

    LeeAnn UNITED STATES Reply to this comment May 7th, 2009

  3. Oh GOD, patchouli. The foulest of the foul. I scream when I get a whiff of that shit. I really do. Sock of quarters, yes, and a can of Febreeze.

    dogette UNITED STATES Reply to this comment May 7th, 2009

  4. I lubs you all, my bloodthirsty intarwebz frens.

    Liberty Girl UNITED STATES Reply to this comment May 7th, 2009

  5. Full face hepa filtered respirators and hooded Tyvek coveralls. You don’t want to get your nice clothes bloody and just in case the citrus doesn’t quite cut the patchouli stench.

    top of the chain UNITED STATES Reply to this comment May 7th, 2009

  6. But what if you do that everyday? Guess I could change it up and bath a hippie,that would be oringinal.

    Michael UNITED STATES Reply to this comment May 7th, 2009

  7. @Michael:
    With a firehose??

    Gregg UNITED STATES Reply to this comment May 7th, 2009

  8. I don’t find patchouli offensive at all. It’s the stench of unwashed hippie that the patchouli doesn’t cover up which offends me.

    B Smith UNITED STATES Reply to this comment May 7th, 2009

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