Get Off My Lawn

By  ·  May 27th, 2009   

Hey, long time no bitch, eh?  Well, we can fix that right up here today…

Debbie McLucas is one of four hospital supervisors at Kindred Hospital in Mansfield. Last week, she hung a three-by-five foot American flag in the office she shares with the other supervisors.

When McLucas came to work Friday, her boss told her another supervisor had found her flag offensive. “I was just totally speechless. I was like, ‘You’re kidding me,’” McLucas said.

McLucas’ husband and sons are former military men. Her daughter is currently serving in Iraq as a combat medic.

McLucas said the supervisor who complained has been in the United States for 14 years and is formerly from Africa. McLucas said the supervisor took down Debbie’s flag herself.

I just have one question:  is the African supervisor in question an actual American citizen?

If no:  have a nice big cup of go fuck yourself.  Oh, and I’ll take that green card, kthx.

If yes:  pistols at dawn.

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9 Responses to “Get Off My Lawn”

  1. I’m tempted to dedicate a big steaming pile of dog shit to that supervisor and yes, I’ve just checked and my dog says she is willing, so yeah, it’s a go.

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    dogette UNITED STATES

  2. Yeah, and if she’d hung a 3×5′ flag of some shit-hole African nation (Somalia, perhaps), she’d have gotten a fucking award for cultural sensitivity or some such.
    The supervisory cunt took the damn thing down without asking or explaining, LAID THE FLAG ON THE FLOOR (which I personally find totally offensive, can I get a litiginous Amen, brothers & sisters?), and the parent company, no doubt folding under the wave of outraged e-mails and calls, wheedled that it was the SIZE of the flag that was found ‘offensive’…as if the problem was simply of scale, the woman being a bit TOO patriotic.
    Personally, I’d have replaced it with my 3×5′ Gadsden flag the very next day.

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    B Smith UNITED STATES

  3. So it was laying on the floor! Fuck pulling the fucktards greencard, pistols at dawn! YOU. DO. NOT. DO. THAT. TO. MY. COUNTRY’S. FLAG. EVER!!

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    Top of the Chain UNITED STATES

  4. I’m downtown with you…pistols at dawn!

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    Sam UNITED STATES

  5. pistols at dawn?
    What did that slab of worthless flesh do to deserve an equal chance? Firing Squad at Dawn!!!

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    pete in Midland UNITED STATES

  6. Someone has taken Texas and replaced it with a Pod Replicant Copy…

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    Tam UNITED STATES

  7. Pistols at dawn! I like the way you think.

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    RuthenianCowboy UNITED STATES

  8. Why was the supervisor in the USA in the first place? Curiosity that there even could be hospitals, doctors and medicine?

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    Cappy UNITED STATES

  9. If somebody’s “offended” by the Flag, then they’re in the wrong country, and there’s a simple remedy for that. Get the hell out.

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    ZZMike UNITED STATES

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