You know, I don’t sit around and constantly think of liberals progressives as limp-wristed, cheese-and-wine-consuming, tweed-wearing, polysyllabic, manicure-having, pretentious twats, so it would be ever so nice if liberals progressives could at least make a small effort to not sit around and constantly think of Republicans conservatives as tobacco-chewing, gun-owning, pickup-truck-driving, monosyllabic, violence-prone, uncouth and unwashed.
Just because I want you to spend less of my money does not mean I’m too stupid to know what you want to do with it, nor does it mean my first impulse is to grab the nearest gun and shoot you in the ass, even as fun as that sounds right this second. Ever so much more fun to excoriate you in a distinctly sesquipedalian fashion.
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