Busy in the garden and the kids are out of school, too, yeah.

Well, after a trip to the beach this weekend.  Suckit Yankees!

Hi, I’m Stacy Tabb.  Some of you will remember me from Blogatelle.com.  (It’s a pr0n site, now, I don’t recommend surfing on over there.)  Others will know me from here, though the biz is somewhat slow right now.  Still others will know me from here, where cooking, photography and gardening are the main subjects.  And yet others will know me from here, but as Hazel Stone.  

All those people are me and yet LG is me, too.  I’m a venter…I get torqued, curse like a sailor and then move on.  LG.org, along with my backyard garden, has kept me sane these past few months, what with my country going to hell and my kid trying to fail 6th grade (that last part is still up in the air, btw).  It’s been adding to the stress, keeping all these pseudonyms straight, so there…that’s one less thing right there.

So, erm…nice to meet you all!  You know, again.

Snark will return when I can force this blade out of my hand.

UPDATE:  Here, amuse yourselves watching Liberty Dog trying to capture the Evil Red Dot.  No sound because I’m too stupid to figure out how to make this goddamned microphone work.

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And we can’t have Liberty Cat #5 feeling left out:

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The kids are out of school tomorrow, so I think we’ll bake cookies and bread instead of watching anything on TV, or reading anything on the ‘net.  We’ll turn on the Pandora station – which features nothing at all resembling a frothing talk radio host, or inane DJ – and we’ll make with the flour, sugar and yeast.  Then MLG will have the pleasure of coming home from his unfortunately left-leaning office to a haven of fresh bread, cookies, and people who are the exact opposite of incurably stupid.

See you all on the other side.

And yes, that of course means I’m “Hazel,” also of TLIH.  Hi!

What can I say, I needed an outlet where I could freely drop the F-bomb, a place I could REALLY cut loose, and Liberty Girl has been just that.  The catharsis I gain from my daily postings here pretty much ensures one of my neighbors gets to live another day.

I’m telling you this now because Ted/MLG still posts over on TLIH, particularly when he’s all het up – like he is today – and I’m going to be cross-posting them here since our audiences are so different.  I just didn’t want you all to think I’m stepping out on MLG, ‘cos them’s kick-a-bitch words.

So, er, enjoy!

Finding the plugin was the easy part.  Except, oops, widget-only, and this piece de shite theme (on the backend anyway) has never been widget-aware.  Fuckit, I said, I’m widgetizing this bitch.

Eight fucking hours later – having stomped around and cursed for a bit, then finally tearing down the asshole theme and rebuilding it with decent fucking code – it looks a little different, but the fucking thing is now widget-fucking-aware. 

Only to find the blogroll plugin adds something on the order of TWO HUNDRED ERRORS to my validation check.

*pours tequila*

Not that I generally give a rat’s ass about standards-validation.  There are just too many operating systems and browsers out there to worry about pleasing them all.  This bitch looks its regular smokin’ self in Google Chrome and Mozilla Firefox.  It looks like it’s having a grand mal seizure in IE but you shouldn’t be using that pissant browser anyway.

Now, onward.

The post-holiday malaise is still well upon me, and the kids are off visiting the grandparents until this weekend, so I predict posting will remain light this week.  This is the last bit of college football we get until this fall, as well, so we must watch games we would not ordinarily give the time of day.  

So, please continue to enjoy your families/down-time/what-have-you, and I’ll be around-ish later-ish.

Keep your moobies to yourself, freak.

Merry Whatever to my 69 loyal readers.  See you all on the flip side.