Archive for the ‘Beatdown Authorized’ Category
By Liberty Girl · March 4th, 2010
The Nooz is funny this morning.
Dubai police appealed for an international manhunt Tuesday after releasing names and photos of an alleged 11-member hit squad accused of stalking and killing a Hamas commander last month in a plot that mixed cold precision with spy caper disguises such as fake beards and wigs.
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Hamas has accused Israel’s Mossad secret service of masterminding the slaying and has vowed revenge.
Dubai’s police chief, Lt. Gen. Dahi Khalfan Tamim, did not directly implicate Israel at a news conference Monday to announce new details about al-Mabhouh’s death. But he noted the possibility that “leaders of certain countries gave orders to their intelligence agents to kill” al-Mabhouh, one of the founders of Hamas’ military wing.
Does it make anyone else LOL, this thought of the Mossad using 11 whole people to take out one Hamas dirtbag?
HoDo the Yarrrghhing One says Republicans are stewpid. Um, again.
“One of the most disturbing things about the Republican Party over the last couple of decades is that just they don’t believe in science any more. And that is not an approach that is likely to generate any kind of creative thinking,” Dean said.
Well of course they don’t believe in science…you pussified liberals have completely excised the teaching of it from schools. Ipso facto, dipshit.
Oh noess. Everybody panic nao.
The wind, a favorite power source of the green energy movement, seems to be dying down across the United States. And the cause, ironically, may be global warming — the very problem wind power seeks to address.
The idea that winds may be slowing is still a speculative one, and scientists disagree whether that is happening. But a first-of-its-kind study suggests that average and peak wind speeds have been noticeably slowing since 1973, especially in the Midwest and the East.
Remember the days when scientists would publish FACTS?
Yeah, me either.
Hey, long time no bitch, eh? Well, we can fix that right up here today…
Debbie McLucas is one of four hospital supervisors at Kindred Hospital in Mansfield. Last week, she hung a three-by-five foot American flag in the office she shares with the other supervisors.
When McLucas came to work Friday, her boss told her another supervisor had found her flag offensive. “I was just totally speechless. I was like, ‘You’re kidding me,’” McLucas said.
McLucas’ husband and sons are former military men. Her daughter is currently serving in Iraq as a combat medic.
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McLucas said the supervisor who complained has been in the United States for 14 years and is formerly from Africa. McLucas said the supervisor took down Debbie’s flag herself.
I just have one question: is the African supervisor in question an actual American citizen?
If no: have a nice big cup of go fuck yourself. Oh, and I’ll take that green card, kthx.
If yes: pistols at dawn.
Subject: Veto SB 2600
Apparently emboldened by the mass thievery going on at the national level, I see our Florida legislature has taken the policies of our Dear Leader to heart and started grabbing for cash with both greedy little hands. I am referring, of course, to SB 2600 in which $6 million dollars from the Division of Licensing Concealed Weapons and Firearm Trust Fund has been raided in a move that would make Vikings, Mongols and Tuskens quite proud.
I am the kind of voter who insists on research, and ordinarily I would quadruple-check anything disseminated by the NRA, however, I am most irritatingly required to rely on the their report of this misappropriation due to the myfloridahouse.gov website’s pitiful coding, which prompts me to download the ASP file that should instead be displaying the full text of the bill.
I sincerely hope this isn’t by design. That’s the sort of thing that could cause people to start filing lawsuits.
As a Citizen of this country, as a CCW holder in the state of Florida, I urge you to put an end to this foolishness. Line-item veto this misappropriation, line-item veto the threat to our state’s education budget if their trust fund theft is circumvented, and shine the light of publicity on the cockroaches that conceived the entire scheme. Prove to us that you’re different, that you’re not the typical politician, that you deserve your Governorship and a future Senate seat.
Grammy-award winning musician Tony Bennett told CNSNews.com he “loves everything” Barack Obama has done in his first 100 days as president and thinks every American should “give him all-out support for anything he wants to do.”
Bennett further said that Americans should imitate the other countries of the world that support Obama. “I really hope that every citizen of the United States would imitate the rest of the world because they’re all for Obama,” said Bennett. “Every other country adores what happened – in our great country – to have him as president.”
One wonders how he’s survived this long being entirely incapable of independent thought.
Yes, I’m having a “I hate the fucking news” week again, GTFOI. Plus, I can’t breade out of by dose. Which just makes me grumpier.
So I’m out in the garden, making things grow. Pictures here.
Well, I’d dearly love to post something profound here regarding those bleating ninnies who claim today’s Tea Parties are A) staged, B) useless, and/or C) to be ignored, but I’m too busy fucking FUMING about the technological failure that is my desktop computer.
It has, in a word, lunched itself. The combination of errors reported indicate a memory failure, no doubt precipitated by the fucking plastic bag I found stuck up against the side of the tower, so I’ve got 4GB of memory inbound from Crucial, and we’ll be trying a superdisk repair later on, because Dell – those hamfisted fucktards – do not include recovery disks with their systems.
If all this funtime fails I’ll have to do a complete wipe/reinstall of Windows, which totallysucks since I’ll have to buy an all new copy of the fucking o/s, which we can ill afford at this juncture. Even better, my Photoshop CS2 copy is two releases behind current, it just never being a convenient time to shell out $200 for the upgrade, so I might have to buy that bitch all over again, as well.
I’m just sayin’, I know times suck, but I might be begging for some donations before this horseshit is through.
Stay safe at the Tea Parties, y’all, and remember: don’t punch a bitch unless you’re sure there are no cameras on you.
LG: Reports: US warships and air assets being dispatched to Maersk Alabama. Captain held hostage in a lifeboat nearby.
MLG: Yup
LG: christ on a donkey
cant he kill them with his dick or something?
MLG: The bainbridge, right?
LG: or is HE not an American?
MLG: He’s dutch I think
LG: well, that explains it
MLG: Isn’t that veirrrrd?
LG: haha
blogging this
UPDATE: The Captain *is* American, so yes, he can kill the pirates with his dick.
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