Dear Gun Ban Afficionados:

Here’s some fucking perspective for you.

Hugs and Really Wet Tongue Kisses,

LG

(Via Maggie’s Farm)

You know, I just don’t trust anything from these motherfuckers that includes the word “Omnibus.”

In the Omnibus Public Land Management Act of 2009, which passed the Senate (S. 22) in January and is up for a vote in the House as early as this Wednesday, a “forfeiture” provision would let the government confiscate “all vehicles and equipment of any person” who disturbs a rock or a bone from federal land that meets the bill’s broad definition of “paleontological resource.” The seizures could take place even before a person and even if the person didn’t know they were taking or digging up a “paleontological resource.” And the bill specifically allows the “transfer of seized resources” to “federal or non-federal” institutions, giving the government and some private actors great incentive to egg on the takings.

Hey kids, guess which party’s Senator sponsored this vague bullshit?  

Democrat, you say?  

On the nosey!

So, I just gotta ask…at what point can we make it illegal to be a fucking Democrat?

*An oxyfuckingmoron if there ever were one.

MLG routinely complains I never let him have any fun.  ’Course, the “fun” he’s talking about could result on the appending of the words “Master Criminal” after his name on the Wanted posters, so yeah, I sometimes put my foot down.  That said, had this joker tried this stunt on him, I’d have told MLG to wait until I got the camera before he started pounding the piss out of him.

Whoever he is, this litterbug vigilante doesn’t like to see people flicking cigarette butts from their car windows. Police are looking for a man who posed as a state trooper and stopped a woman in Gardiner who allegedly tossed a spent cigarette from her car window.

Police said the man was driving a red pickup truck with a dash-mounted flashing blue light when he stopped the woman and told her he was an off-duty state trooper.

Police said the impersonator never threatened the woman. He told the woman he had stopped her because she threw a cigarette butt out the window in Augusta. He neither asked for nor showed any identification.

People, you don’t stop for a fucking PICKUP TRUCK with a light on it.  Also, BEATDOWN.