Should I be fortunate enough in the future to resume attendance of musical performances, operas, and the like (ie. post-children), I hereby vow to put boot (or stylish-yet-comfortable flats) to ass the very first time someone purportedly in existence to entertain me decides to interrupt said entertainment in order to interject their un-asked-for, un-wanted, and un-intelligent political opinion into the proceedings.  

In other words, shut the fuck up and amuse me, as you’ve been paid to do.

Dear New York Times:  Consider these facts, if you will.  A) You suck.  B) You suck so hard you have to sell ads on your previously “pristine” front page.  C) You suck so very, VERY hard, that you decide a funereal editorial on the entire situation is a) interesting to your readership, b) possessing of any shred of dignity whatsoever, and c) at all news.

Let me spell it out for you, I’ll even use small(ish) words:

WE ARE TIRED OF YOUR PARTISAN HACKERY.  DIE NOW PLEASE, KTHX.

And finally…  Dick-tater Chavez has “suspended”  his “charitable” contributions of heating oil to poor US households.  

GOOD.  Take your “charitable” contributions, Chavy, shove them up your ass, then follow immediately with a lit match.

And does the name of that Yet-Another-Fucking-Kennedy(what are they, rabbits??)’s “charitable” organization give anyone else the socialist-wiggins?  Citizen’s Energy Corporation: Don’t Worry, YOU Don’t Have to Work for It – Some Other Fool Does

A white social studies teacher attempted to enliven a seventh-grade discussion of slavery by binding the hands and feet of two black girls, prompting outrage from one girl’s mother and the local chapter of the NAACP.

Now why is it you think this stupid fucking cow only bound the hands and feet of the black girls and not EVERYONE’S hands and feet?  Because she’s a sadistic bitch, yes.

If you wanted to deliver a truly effective lesson on slavery, then you tie everyone up…but you’d STILL be a sadistic bitch.  

Honestly, in what kind of echo chamber are these people being trained that she had not one thought, not even the tiniest inkling, that this might be A Bad Idea?  Sure, kids that age are basically higher-functioning animals with abysmal taste, but you just don’t do something like that.  

Speaking of bitches, their Queen here needs to take the fuckin’ hint and maybe actually sew her mouth shut.

 

Natalie Maines, the lead singer of the Dixie Chicks, is being sued for defamation for statements she made at a rally in 2007 about the murders of three young boys.

A complaint was filed November 25 by Terry Hobbs, the stepfather of one of three 8-year old boys murdered in 1993.

His complaint says Maines wrongfully made a “false and reckless claim that [Hobbs] committed the murders of the three boys.”

…

Damien Echols, Jessie Misskelley and Jason Baldwin were convicted of the murders in 1994.

 

Oops.  I guess you aren’t really all that misunderstood at all, are you.  

Here’s the video slideshow, with bonus not-used-to-speaking-in-public news conference voiceover, for the arrest of that sack of ass rampaging through Plant City yesterday.  I have to say, I’m very disappointed this didn’t end in the discharge of about 250 peace officer sidearms.

One of my favorite sites, though kind of quiet lately, has the Veteran’s Day post to end all Veteran’s Day posts.

Regardless of how these governments came to power, via whatever form of cultural evolution or chicanery, divine right or logical thought, they all failed for one simple reason:

They broke faith with their populations.

They stopped listening to the people who had entrusted them with power. These governments failed to notice that they were no longer giving to their populations protections from predation, stability of commerce, or even an orderly progression of events that allowed them, the people, to raise their families without fear.

And now it is happening again.

Read, as they say, the entire thing.

Deleted – people who get their panties in a twist over the word “fuck.”  Kiss my ENTIRE ass.

You, my faithful 20 (woot, up 16!) readers, if you have any suggestions for some good reads, slap ‘em on up in the comments.  That includes you lurker-types, too, don’t hesitate to pimp your own spots even if you’ve never commented before.

UPDATE:  I just have to add…there are a number of – let’s call ‘em newbies – in the blogoverse, who don’t seem to get how this thing works.  You blog, you have open comments, ergo you invite comment on your writings.  When someone comments they are engaging you in conversation, it is customary to actually respond, or acknowledge, or something.  But these newbies, they instead seem to view comments as slugs on their porches.  Hm, should I step on it?  No, best ignore it and it’ll go away.  The ignoring works, btw.  Those commenters will sod right of, because hey, there’s something like a million blogs being created every day in the world, there’s plenty of other people to read/talk to.  

Oh, and when someone emails you, compliments you on your fucking site/writing, it’s customary – courteous even – to FUCKING RESPOND.

Disclaimer: None of this has to do with libertygirl.org, the commenters thereon, those to whom I currently link, or my faithful audience of 15 (!).  It’s just a rant that I’ve had building up for a while based on some really shitty behavior observed on blogs who shall remain nameless.

Whoever taped these flyers to mailboxes in Wausau, Wisconsin needs their gonads sheared off.  I said it before and I’ll say it again, I have never seen such racism as I’ve seen in this fucking joke of an election.  Fuck all y’all, as we say back home.

“They Both Suck ’08″ signs in Jacksonville.  It’s a pity they couldn’t have spent a few bucks for some colored markers.  Oh wait, does saying the word “colored” make me a racist??? 

I dare you to read this without a few tears leaking out.  I hate and despise the general populace…passengers on airplanes doubly so…but you have to appreciate humanity sometimes.

And finally, the stupid bitch we all thought was lying her ass off yesterday, was indeed lying her ass off.  Actually, this one has me quite infuriated, I might actually come back to this.  In the meantime, heap your scorn thereon.