(Sorry, can’t stand looking at that jug-eared fuck anymore, so pushing this into “read more” territory.)

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Though I love, LOVE, “Presi-Jesus,” I think I’m going to give “The Christident” a try.

That is all.

I read stuff like this and I get my very own Leg Tingle^TM:

President Obama (spit) paid a surprise visit to members of the White House press corps Thursday evening when he walked through their working area of the West Wing, but he quickly became agitated when he was confronted with a question by one of the journalists. 

According to reports, when the Politico’s Jonathan Martin asked the president about his nominee for deputy secretary of defense, William Lynn, Obama refused to answer, saying he was not there to take questions.

“I came down here to visit. I didn’t come down here — this is what happens. I can’t end up visiting you guys and shaking hands if I am going to grilled every time I come down here,” the president said. 

If an unscheduled, un-prepared for question gets his panties in a twist, just imagine how this bitch is going to crack like a fucking EGG the first time a real crisis happens. 

Can’t. Fucking. Wait.

UPDATE:  Here’s the video…

How they keep from spitting directly in that fucktard’s eye, I have no idea.

Zog help me, I KNOW I said I wasn’t gonna say anything…   I’ve been watching Twitter while I work, taking the opportunity to dump some of the more clueless follows, and I swear to you, this was posted a few moments ago, absolutely devoid of irony:

Dang, the Dow just dropped 200 points. WTF? I thought BO was supposed to STOP stuff like that from happening.

This kid is SERIOUS,  y’all.  

We’re doomed.

UPDATE:  The stupidity on Twitter continues…

Cannot tell you how proud it makes me feel to be a part of a nation where a newly elected Black President can walk to his new house

What does that even mean??  The bus wouldn’t take him?  Scuse me, but doesn’t that count as backsliding, y’know, civil rights-wise?

Bush was escorted out of the Capitol by police and the new First Lady, and his passport was permanently revoked at the border.

Petty.  Still so very petty.

More to come, I’m sure.

Oh YEAH!

I too feel more powerful. Almost feel as if I have a job already. Yay for President Obama!

That’s some fucking POWER there, man.

Hitler, despite killing millions, total saint, totally deserve respect, as does Bush apparently. Fucking praise this club called humanity.

Dumb as a rock.

Hail to our new chief Obama for this day marks the beginning of a new era in our lifetime.

Sing it with me…”hail to the chief, he’s the chief and he needs hailing.”  No?  How about this:  ”Hail to the Chief if you don’t I’ll have to kill you, I am the chief so you had better watch your step, you bastards.”

tat·too re·gret

(noun)

1. to feel sorrow or remorse for marking the skin with indelible patterns

Exhibits A through ∞.

Mister Liberty Girl pinged from work with the news that a central Florida man has been arrested for making a threat against the Empty-Suit-Nearly-in-Chief.  Whilst Googling for more information (found it) I came across this gem from another case:

A Southern California man was charged Thursday with threatening a presidential candidate, for posting a racist note to a Yahoo message board in October expressing displeasure over Barack Obama’s candidacy, and predicting “he will have a 50 cal in the head soon.”

Walter Edward Bagdasarian, 47, was found with an arsenal of six weapons when Secret Service agents raided his La Mesa home in November, according to court records (.pdf). He had three handguns and three rifles, including a 30.06 with a telescopic sight and a Remington .50 caliber muzzle-loading rifle.

Now, one can surely not accuse those at Wired of actual journalism – much less knowing their asses from their elbows – but since fucking when is SIX whole guns an “arsenal”?  Well, if that’s the case then MLG and I must have a fucking resupply depot.

A 30.06, you fucktards, is a HUNTING rifle.  And the oh-so scary sounding “Remington .50 caliber muzzle-loading rifle”?  It’s a fucking CURIOSITY.  A black-powder muzzleloader.  Accurate, in my disctinctly modern-gun-skewed snob-opinion, at about 12 feet.  The other weapons were probably a S&W .38 cal, a .22 plinker for the kids, and assorted cowboy guns in various states of disrepair.  Just like the arsenal of every other bitter clinger.

If you’re going to scare the quivering rabbit-populace, Wired, at least stick to doing it on subjects with which you have at least a passing fucking acquaintance.

You know, Dubya was not perfect.  Exactly ZERO Presidents have been perfect, thankyew, primarily because that role is, ipso facto, typically played by a human being. 

However, his apparent desire to finish strong, as it were, in the approval rating category, is just kind of pathetic:

President Bush on Tuesday declared the District a federal emergency area, clearing the way for the city to receive federal money to help cover the overwhelming cost of providing security for official inauguration events.

Officials said it was the first time the designation had ever been used for anything other than a national disaster, such as a hurricane or widespread flooding.

Unless, of course, this is some D.C.-insider joke, a slam at the indubitably disastrous incoming regime.  Then it’s just fucking funny.

If I have to read one more entry about how well – or how poorly – someone is doing in the completely arbitrary utterly useless Weblog Awards voting then I will be forced to Take Action.

Does it come with a shiny trophy?  No?  A substantial (or even piddling) cash award?  No?  Then, I have to ask, WTF is all the excitement about? 

But, but LG, my hit counter has been through the roof!

That’s nice, poppet.  Do you get paid for those hits?  No?  It just increases your, um…prestige, yeah, among a group of people you’ve never met, some of whom you wouldn’t entertain in an outhouse? 

That’s nice, poppet.

Boy, it must just be the biggest confidence-booster EVER having your second-in-command constantly second guess you every time the press deigns to point a camera anywhere near his direction.

Biden told reporters in the Capitol that the Senate Intelligence Committee should have been consulted in advance of the Panetta nomination, which resulted in criticism from the panel’s top Democrats.

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“I’m still a Senate man. I always think this way. It’s always good to talk to the requisite members of Congress. I think it was just a mistake,” Biden said after being sworn in today for another Senate term (he will resign his seat in advance of the Jan. 20 inauguration).

Joey Boy is going to be the only thing that makes this entire farce even somewhat watchable.  It is still hard to believe this is what the 52s – those inbred carnival rejects – have wrought.

What???  The world doesn’t actually love the nicotine-lipped, moobie-sporting, backwards-assed-hat-wearing, coolest cat to ever wipe his Nikes on the West Wing carpet??

B-but…but, we were told electing The Messiah would make everyone love us!  WHY DON’T THEY LOVE US????