This past week you suspended a 6 year old for making the shape of a gun with his pudgy little pitters, claiming it “made other students uncomfortable.”

As the mother of a previously-6 year old, I shall now elucidate for you exactly what engenders a state of uncomfortableness for a child of that age:

• Having to go pee pee.
• Having to go doo doo.
• Being kissed on the cheek by Susie.
• Being kissed on the cheek by Grandma.

Pretty much everything else is met with 100mph enthusiasm and the same lack of worry exhibited by a 3 month old Labrador Retriever.

I know at least some of you have to be parents, have observed the same relative unconcern and resiliency in your own young children, so kindly do us all a favor and stop “showing your asses” as my mother would say.  A kindergartener is not going to set off the next Columbine, you astonishing pack of morons.

bdomenech

#tweetoftheday on Edwards comeback possibilities: RT @RobGeorge: @pwire Yeah — after a “pregnant pause.”

My reply:

sekimori

@bdomenech Oh?? Is he going to support that pause after it’s born or have a staffer do it?

Dubai police appealed for an international manhunt Tuesday after releasing names and photos of an alleged 11-member hit squad accused of stalking and killing a Hamas commander last month in a plot that mixed cold precision with spy caper disguises such as fake beards and wigs.

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Hamas has accused Israel’s Mossad secret service of masterminding the slaying and has vowed revenge.

Dubai’s police chief, Lt. Gen. Dahi Khalfan Tamim, did not directly implicate Israel at a news conference Monday to announce new details about al-Mabhouh’s death. But he noted the possibility that “leaders of certain countries gave orders to their intelligence agents to kill” al-Mabhouh, one of the founders of Hamas’ military wing.

Does it make anyone else LOL, this thought of the Mossad using 11 whole people to take out one Hamas dirtbag?

“One of the most disturbing things about the Republican Party over the last couple of decades is that just they don’t believe in science any more. And that is not an approach that is likely to generate any kind of creative thinking,” Dean said.

Well of course they don’t believe in science…you pussified liberals have completely excised the teaching of it from schools.  Ipso facto, dipshit.

Terrorists who want to overthrow the United States government must now register with South Carolina’s Secretary of State and declare their intentions — or face a $25,000 fine and up to 10 years in prison.

The state’s “Subversive Activities Registration Act,” passed last year and now officially on the books, states that “every member of a subversive organization, or an organization subject to foreign control, every foreign agent and every person who advocates, teaches, advises or practices the duty, necessity or propriety of controlling, conducting, seizing or overthrowing the government of the United States … shall register with the Secretary of State.”

I sincerely hope the good citizens of South Carolina take a look at the nard who sponsored this stinking waste of taxpayer dollars, and unelect them posthaste.

The level of hysteria Sarah Palin is capable of generating still makes me LOL.  It just slays me that those who have their frilly pinks in a bunch over Palin writing speech notes on her hand are the same who don’t mind their dear leader’s seeming inability to memorize his own speeches.

The parallel that can be drawn between liberal and conservative spending habits is just a delicious bonus.

Funny how a grown-up man – much less an alleged professional journalist – hasn’t the capability to be embarrassed by the drivel coming out of his piehole.

(Via this guy.)

The wind, a favorite power source of the green energy movement, seems to be dying down across the United States. And the cause, ironically, may be global warming — the very problem wind power seeks to address.

The idea that winds may be slowing is still a speculative one, and scientists disagree whether that is happening. But a first-of-its-kind study suggests that average and peak wind speeds have been noticeably slowing since 1973, especially in the Midwest and the East.

Remember the days when scientists would publish FACTS?

Yeah, me either.

(Via this guy.)

Busy in the garden and the kids are out of school, too, yeah.