By Liberty Girl · March 4th, 2010
The Nooz is funny this morning.
Dubai police appealed for an international manhunt Tuesday after releasing names and photos of an alleged 11-member hit squad accused of stalking and killing a Hamas commander last month in a plot that mixed cold precision with spy caper disguises such as fake beards and wigs.
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Hamas has accused Israel’s Mossad secret service of masterminding the slaying and has vowed revenge.
Dubai’s police chief, Lt. Gen. Dahi Khalfan Tamim, did not directly implicate Israel at a news conference Monday to announce new details about al-Mabhouh’s death. But he noted the possibility that “leaders of certain countries gave orders to their intelligence agents to kill” al-Mabhouh, one of the founders of Hamas’ military wing.
Does it make anyone else LOL, this thought of the Mossad using 11 whole people to take out one Hamas dirtbag?
HoDo the Yarrrghhing One says Republicans are stewpid. Um, again.
“One of the most disturbing things about the Republican Party over the last couple of decades is that just they don’t believe in science any more. And that is not an approach that is likely to generate any kind of creative thinking,” Dean said.
Well of course they don’t believe in science…you pussified liberals have completely excised the teaching of it from schools. Ipso facto, dipshit.
Well, you can all relax now, South Carolina has it figured out:
Terrorists who want to overthrow the United States government must now register with South Carolina’s Secretary of State and declare their intentions — or face a $25,000 fine and up to 10 years in prison.
The state’s “Subversive Activities Registration Act,” passed last year and now officially on the books, states that “every member of a subversive organization, or an organization subject to foreign control, every foreign agent and every person who advocates, teaches, advises or practices the duty, necessity or propriety of controlling, conducting, seizing or overthrowing the government of the United States … shall register with the Secretary of State.”
I sincerely hope the good citizens of South Carolina take a look at the nard who sponsored this stinking waste of taxpayer dollars, and unelect them posthaste.
I wonder if I remember how to do this snark thing…
The level of hysteria Sarah Palin is capable of generating still makes me LOL. It just slays me that those who have their frilly pinks in a bunch over Palin writing speech notes on her hand are the same who don’t mind their dear leader’s seeming inability to memorize his own speeches.
The parallel that can be drawn between liberal and conservative spending habits is just a delicious bonus.
Come on, we all knew they believed it. They’re just now getting around to talking about it.
Funny how a grown-up man – much less an alleged professional journalist – hasn’t the capability to be embarrassed by the drivel coming out of his piehole.
(Via this guy.)
Oh noess. Everybody panic nao.
The wind, a favorite power source of the green energy movement, seems to be dying down across the United States. And the cause, ironically, may be global warming — the very problem wind power seeks to address.
The idea that winds may be slowing is still a speculative one, and scientists disagree whether that is happening. But a first-of-its-kind study suggests that average and peak wind speeds have been noticeably slowing since 1973, especially in the Midwest and the East.
Remember the days when scientists would publish FACTS?
Yeah, me either.
A large LG thank you to those of you who’ve emailed your approbation over the past couple of weeks. I’d apologize for the general lack of content around here these days but until we invent some new words for “cocksucking traitorous motherfucking apologist dickbiter” I’m kind of tapped out.
Busy in the garden and the kids are out of school, too, yeah.
I’m sure you’ve heard the Commander-in-Thief took his woman out on a date the other night…
The fact that this son of a whore didn’t pay for that bullshit himself tells you everything you need to know about him.*
*To the inevitable comment from the Faithful: Yes, I realize other Presidents have probably done similar…but not after bleating so very publicly that “we’re all going to have to make some sacrifices.” Fucking hypocrite can officially blow it out his ass.
