I suppose it was the new project, Simon-Jester.org, that really got me thinking about this…  I run this site under a pseudonym, hurling invective and choice bits from my storehouse of carefully gathered curse words at those who would slash and burn our Constitution, our capitalist way of life, our future ability to live, work, love and die unfettered.  And maybe you could make the case for continued anonymity, particularly with all the bullshit laws coming down the pike, but you know, when you start advocating taking a stand, you pretty much have to start at home.

Hi, I’m Stacy Tabb.  Some of you will remember me from Blogatelle.com.  (It’s a pr0n site, now, I don’t recommend surfing on over there.)  Others will know me from here, though the biz is somewhat slow right now.  Still others will know me from here, where cooking, photography and gardening are the main subjects.  And yet others will know me from here, but as Hazel Stone.  

All those people are me and yet LG is me, too.  I’m a venter…I get torqued, curse like a sailor and then move on.  LG.org, along with my backyard garden, has kept me sane these past few months, what with my country going to hell and my kid trying to fail 6th grade (that last part is still up in the air, btw).  It’s been adding to the stress, keeping all these pseudonyms straight, so there…that’s one less thing right there.

So, erm…nice to meet you all!  You know, again.

Too busy today for actual snark (well, until later, when we will discuss precisely how fucked up you are as a culture when you offer your CHILD to a fuckbag whose only claim to fame is chucking a shoe at somebody), so here’s a meme instead.

Do you remember your first favorite song? If so, what was it?

Not at all.  I do remember coming back from overseas and my schoolmates being aghast that I’d never heard of Devo.  Good times.

What do you refuse to eat?

Boiled anything.  Most things have a nice flavor if you cook them correctly.

Have you ever injected any kind of drug before? 

I volunteered at the Humane Society one summer when I was 15, and did the Parvo/Rabies vaccinations on the new acquisitions.  

Oh, into myself??  Just insulin when I had gestational diabetes while preggers with Liberty Daughter.  No large deal.

Do amusement park rides make you sick? 

Just the teacup ride.  The spinning, oh the spinning.  

Who is your favorite Star Wars character? 

Han Solo, of course.  I married the nearest analog…no doubt why he’s been trying to get me into a metal bikini all these years.

What kind of cheese do you put on your sandwiches? 

Provolone, preferrably melty.

What was the first thing you ever learned how to cook?

I was trying chocolate mousse and divinity candy when I was a kid.  The kitchen holds no mystery for me.

Did you ever collect beanie babies?

Oh FUCK no.  And I was properly contemptuous of my friends who did.

When was the last time you got a haircut? 

Erm, months ago.  Been in Florida for nearly 8 years now, haven’t yet found a regular haircutter.  Untrustworthy fucks.

Have you ever been to a bachelor/bachelorette party? 

Not a decent one.  Apparently everyone I know is boring.

Where are you most ticklish on your body?

Feet.  I curse the day my kids found this out.

Have you ever bailed anyone out of jail? 

Yes. 

What’s the last board game you played?

Sorry, with the kids.  Cutthroat little bastards.

Do you still own any VHS tapes?

Nope.  We’re big believers in decluttering.  Except our garage, oy.

Do you shop at JC Penney’s ever? 

Only in the past because we had credit there.  Now that we’ve eschewed credit, never.

If there was a real Jurassic Park, would you visit it? 

Sure, as long as I could bring along the appropriate accessories.

Do you ever read the newspaper? 

Surely you jest.  The last time I bought a newspaper it was to use as weed block under my landscaping mulch.

Do you eat your mac & cheese with a fork or a spoon? 

Spoon.  Must scoop up cheesy goodness.  *licks plate*

Is there any medicine/pill you take every day? 

Afrin, up the schnozz.  Fuckin’ Florida is trying to kill me.

How many 20 dollar bills do you have on you right now? 

Zero.  I never carry cash.  Ever.

Would you do meth if it was legalized? 

Not only no but FUCK no.  #1, there’s less disgusting ways to get high.  #2, I don’t go for substances that include a loss of control as a feature not a bug.  And #3, EW.

Do you think Obama will be assassinated? 

Nope.  I think the proles are going to be happy with the State Handouts and he’ll be “elected” President-for-Life by March ’09.

Have you ever made out with someone and then never saw them again?

More times than I care to remember.

Do you drink egg nog?

Nom.

What are you wearing? 

Jeans, a black t-shirt, black/white Adidas slides.  This is as good as it gets most days.

Well, that was fun.  Zzzzz…..

Via Parkway Rest Stop

A woman.

A wife.

A mother.

An artist.

A patriot.

A voter who is so very tired of chosing between the lesser of evils.

A citizen who despairs at what the current political candidates have done, and wish to do, to my beloved country.

A human being who believes in liberty:  the freedom to succeed or fail on my own capabilities, to act as I see fit within the law, to believe or not believe as I like, and to live as I choose without governmental interference.

NOTICE:  I curse like a sailor when I’m pissed off, so if blue language offends, get the fuck over it, because there is So Very Much to be pissed off over these days.