I tried for reason.

Now I’m just fucking pissed off.

So let’s break it down…

• You’re pants-shittingly terrified of guns, who knows why.  Maybe big noises just scare you.  More likely the thought of such power in your own inadequate hands simply terrifies you.  Self-control is HARD, as we concealed-carriers know all too well.  It is a struggle, I tell you, to keep from perforating everyone who irritates me on a daily basis.  (That’s SARCASM there, for the sarcasm-impaired.  The fact that I even have to type that sentence makes me look longingly at the cheese grater.)
• Your mommy and your daddy taught you that you Deserve Things, not through hard work or merit, but JUST BECAUSE.  And if you kick your widdle feet and yell loud enough for it, you’ll get it.  Somehow your kindergarten teacher failed to teach you the meaning of the word “fair,” so you made up your very own definition.  Usage example:  ”Whatever *I* want is fair.”

It’s not any more complicated than that.

And Sarah Palin, for fuck’s sake?  Leaving out completely that a simple bullseye graphic on a map has been used since time immemorial by Dems, Reps, hell, probably even Egyptians (“Ali!  I want to target this area for my next pyramid!”), it looks to us like poor Sarah just scares the hell out of you, because she can’t understand how STUPID you think she is and that you really really really want her to shut up.  Here’s a newsflash for you:

Most of us conservatives don’t particularly like her, wouldn’t vote for her as dogcatcher.

Shocking?  Not if you were paying attention.  Easier to sit behind your computers and spew your insane vitriol all over the internets.  As the man says:

If you begin any statement with a variation of “Sarah Palin/GOP/Rightwing didn’t pull the trigger BUT…” you start off in hole of idiocy.

It is time to be done, children.

Debbie McLucas is one of four hospital supervisors at Kindred Hospital in Mansfield. Last week, she hung a three-by-five foot American flag in the office she shares with the other supervisors.

When McLucas came to work Friday, her boss told her another supervisor had found her flag offensive. “I was just totally speechless. I was like, ‘You’re kidding me,’” McLucas said.

McLucas’ husband and sons are former military men. Her daughter is currently serving in Iraq as a combat medic.

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McLucas said the supervisor who complained has been in the United States for 14 years and is formerly from Africa. McLucas said the supervisor took down Debbie’s flag herself.

I just have one question:  is the African supervisor in question an actual American citizen?

If no:  have a nice big cup of go fuck yourself.  Oh, and I’ll take that green card, kthx.

If yes:  pistols at dawn.

Apparently emboldened by the mass thievery going on at the national level, I see our Florida legislature has taken the policies of our Dear Leader to heart and started grabbing for cash with both greedy little hands.  I am referring, of course, to SB 2600 in which $6 million dollars from the Division of Licensing Concealed Weapons and Firearm Trust Fund has been raided in a move that would make Vikings, Mongols and Tuskens quite proud. 

I am the kind of voter who insists on research, and ordinarily I would quadruple-check anything disseminated by the NRA, however, I am most irritatingly required to rely on the their report of this misappropriation due to the myfloridahouse.gov website’s pitiful coding, which prompts me to download the ASP file that should instead be displaying the full text of the bill. 

I sincerely hope this isn’t by design.  That’s the sort of thing that could cause people to start filing lawsuits.

As a Citizen of this country, as a CCW holder in the state of Florida, I urge you to put an end to this foolishness.  Line-item veto this misappropriation, line-item veto the threat to our state’s education budget if their trust fund theft is circumvented, and shine the light of publicity on the cockroaches that conceived the entire scheme.  Prove to us that you’re different, that you’re not the typical politician, that you deserve your Governorship and a future Senate seat.

It has, in a word, lunched itself.  The combination of errors reported indicate a memory failure, no doubt precipitated by the fucking plastic bag I found stuck up against the side of the tower, so I’ve got 4GB of memory inbound from Crucial, and we’ll be trying a superdisk repair later on, because Dell – those hamfisted fucktards – do not include recovery disks with their systems.  

If all this funtime fails I’ll have to do a complete wipe/reinstall of Windows, which totallysucks since I’ll have to buy an all new copy of the fucking o/s, which we can ill afford at this juncture.  Even better, my Photoshop CS2 copy is two releases behind current, it just never being a convenient time to shell out $200 for the upgrade, so I might have to buy that bitch all over again, as well.

I’m just sayin’, I know times suck, but I might be begging for some donations before this horseshit is through.

Stay safe at the Tea Parties, y’all, and remember: don’t punch a bitch unless you’re sure there are no cameras on you.

The American ship captain being held hostage by pirates on a lifeboat off Somalia tried to escape from his captors by jumping overboard, a U.S. official said today. Richard Phillips was recaptured and is thought to be unharmed, the official said. Phillips was believed to be trying to swim to the USS Bainbridge, a naval warship sent to the scene after Phillips’ cargo ship was attacked by the pirates on Wednesday.

The man had to try and rescue his ownself for fuck’s sake!

I’m so glad we have a complete pussy in office, aren’t you?

You inbred, forebrain-rotted, goat-fucking Congressional assmonkeys just Do Not Get It.

Let me spell it the fuck out for you:

YOU

DO

NOT

TELL

ME

WHAT

TO

DO

You try it, and see what it gets you.  

You try it on MY KIDS, and just SEE what the fuck it gets you.

Fuck you, Jobu….I do eet myself.*

Thanks to the increasingly intrusive and stepping-outside-their-constitutional-limits government, MLG is now rolling his own:

I’ll let him pop in later with the details.

*You have to wonder if Haysbert looks back at this and wants to kill himself.

What Rush doesn’t say it that there was more to that little fireside chat with Joe Scarborough.   ZB also mentioned that J. P. Morgan led the charge of the Rich in this country by essentially holding others of his ‘class’ in a locked library until almost 5AM one crisp morning in 1907 to fund “the banks” or they would all be reduced to mere millionaires instead of billionaires.  The Rich of that day were covering their own asses, hedging their bets, and trying to gain a little bit of control of the mechanics of government for themselves.

(Sound familiar? But that’s another show.)

So this dried up old failure from the Carter Era is trying to say it’s time that the Rich do this again, for their own good and for the good of the country?  And if they don’t, the Federal Government should do it to for them?  What the fuck?  I know that there are already “discussions” within our government to decide the feasibility of  nationalizing all of our 401K and IRA funds.  I know that the stimulus plan is going to shithammer the salaries and bonuses of private enterprises if they were stupid enough to believe the government when it said there were no strings attached to the TARP program. I know that GM and Chrysler are teetering on self-immolation due to interference from the Federal government and the immutability of the Mob’s the Union’s will.  I know that the Treasury is printing money, literally, like it has never been printed before to monetize the stimulus plan.  I even know that the Patriot Act has made US citizens liable for up to fifty fucking percent in taxes for any money they decide to put in an overseas bank, regardless of whether or not the citizen has already paid taxes on said money.   What I don’t know is what ZB thinks the government is going to do that it isn’t already doing to private citizens or corporations.  More importantly, what does he, as a former muckety-muck and current talking head, think the government should do? Raise taxes up to 90 percent for the richest of the rich? Or just make some electrons dance like Richard Pryor in “Superman III” and suck the money of the accounts of everyone who has more than million in the bank?  Maybe just pull a FDR and confiscate all the gold, after all,  surely only the Rich own gold, right?

As for the riots ZB predicts, I say this:  Let them come.

I know, I know, I can already hear it. “But MLG, surely you know how bad that would be for our country, don’t you?” Yes, I do. And don’t call me Shirley.  But exactly how in the hell can we, free citizens of a formerly free country, say that this is OUR country anymore when we allow horseshit like the stimulus bill, or any of that other shit up there, happen.  How can free men and women sell the future of our grandchildren like a mortgaged property in “Monopoly”?  Our grandchildren WON’T BE free men and women, goddammit!  They will be tax slaves, subjects under the rule of our governors.  So let the riots come.

We are allowing our freedoms to be sold at auction like Kunta Kinte.  We are giving away the power that our constitutional republic is supposed to be based upon. We are allowing our government to demand things OF us, rather than remind it that it is answerable TO us.  We write letters and emails and telegrams or call the bastards in DC on the phone just to get disconnected from voicemail boxes. They are not listening to our voices.  So let the riots come.

When the government tells an employer how much he has to pay his employees, or which doctor they can go see and get which medical treatment, the government then controls the workers. Let the riots come.

When they tell businesses what products they MUST produce, regardless of demand at the market, or which one they CAN’T produce, or who they are no longer allowed to import from or export to, the government then controls the very means of production. Let the riots come.

When the federal government owns or controls huge swathes of land and will not allow businesses to utilize that land for farms or livestock or mining or timber production, the government controls the food in our mouths and the ability for a private citizen to even build a home. Let the riots come.

These people in DC are trying to turn us into a socialist or communist state, shredding the Constitution in the process.  Let the riots come.

I was talking this out with Liberty Girl over the past few weeks.  We disagree on many aspects of the entire clusterfuck of a situation, but we are solid on this one: The system needs to be rebooted.

Let the mutherfucking riots come.

Let the snakes in DC see what happens when they decide that 535 of them know better than 300 million of us.  I want to see the fear in their eyes when they realize that they aren’t.  Let these 535 protazoa find out what happens when the host organism they are attacking from the inside finally call in the white blood cells to fight the infection.

These people are stealing our government, our way of life, and our future.

Let the riots come.

His own picture – and an advertisement, for fuck’s sake, for his crowning inauguration – on our nation’s flag.

Inviting the pilot of the USAir flight that glided his passengers to total safety in the Hudson last week, not to a meet-and-greet at the White House, but to be one of the million morons attending the crowning inauguration.

There are more, but it’s a Sunday night, dinner is almost ready, and then it’ll be time to play with the kids.  Look for the indicators, people.  Even you 52s – you glee-faced imbeciles – take note of exactly how much contempt he has for you, this country, and the office he is about to sleaze the fuck up.  Just take fucking note.

State authorities have removed Adolf Hilter Campbell and his two sisters from their parents’ home in Holland Township, township police Chief David Van Gilson said today.New Jersey’s Division of Youth and Family Services took the 3-year-old, as well as JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell, 1, and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell, who turns 1 in April, the chief said.

Yes, without question parents who would name their children thusly are fucking stupid – as I’ve already posted – but last I checked that wasn’t a procreation disqualifier, nor grounds to remove children from their fucking parents.  There had better be some good goddamned reason for this to which this reporter is not privy.  You know, like the usual horrific things Child Services usually utterly fails to notice until the child winds up dead and buried in the backyard.  

If not, I hope these fucking unwashed, illiterate hippies wind up owning half of New Jersey.