Seriously.  You could light up a fucking room with my current level of Pissed The Fuck Off.

The hundreds who massed at the University of California campus here on election night responded to Barack Obama’s victory by heading off on a route that has been for a generation the sacred way for the activist left: out the campus gates, through Sproul Plaza, and down Telegraph Avenue toward People’s Park.

By the time they arrived at the intersection of Telegraph and Durant avenues, where a tie-dye vendor occupies one corner, it became clear they did not come to challenge the system now preparing to consecrate a new regime in Washington. At one point, a man scaled a lamppost and unfurled the Stars and Stripes. The crowd broke out in the national anthem.

“People finally felt like our generation had reclaimed patriotism,” said Haley Fagan, 24, a Berkeley paralegal who got stuck in a car trying to cross the street as the crowd surged. “It was a moment that we felt comfortable with it.”

 

Dear Puling Pantywaist Leftwing Pissbags:

You ARE a patriot, or you ARE FUCKING NOT, you cunts.

Worship whoever you want, but you’d better watch your fucking mouth.

Nine Muslim passengers were kicked off a flight from Washington, D.C., to Florida after other passengers reported hearing a suspicious remark about airplane security.

AirTran Airways spokesman Tad Hutcheson called the incident on the New Year’s Day flight from Reagan National Airport to Orlando, Fla., a misunderstanding, but defended the company’s response. He said the airline followed federal rules and did nothing wrong.

One of the Muslim passengers, Kashif Irfan, told The Washington Postthe confusion began when his brother was talking about the safest place to sit on an airplane.

“My brother and his wife were discussing some aspect of airport security,” Irfan said. “The only thing my brother said was, ‘Wow, the jets are right next to my window.’”

Irfan told the newspaper he thought he and the others were profiled because of their appearance. The men had beards and the women wore headscarves, traditional Muslim attire.

Newsflash:  I COMPLETELY SUPPORT racial profiling.  It worked just fine for years, neatly snaring criminal assholes of ALL shades, until the Fucking Hippies decided it was MEAN, and we Evil Whities shouldn’t do that anymore.  *petulant foot stomp*  

Newsflash the Second:  To whomever might be thinking of premiering 9/11: The Sequel, listen to your Aunt Liberty Girl here…that thing’s going to bomb like an angst-filled Palestinian teenager with manipulative lifetime-membership-in-Hamas parents.  Your audience is much less gullible these days, much more ready to gang-tackle your nihilistic ass, then spend the time before landing inventing interesting things to do with a seatbelt and your left testicle.  So, just take the studio’s money and head for some place populated by camel spiders and scorpions.  It’ll be healthier.

…and I think it’s just about time we had one!

Opponents of a proposal that would allow city officials to enter homes and businesses they they don’t think are up to snuff are expected to descend on the City Council tonight.

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For council members, the proposal is necessary to bring Kenneth City’s appearance up to snuff. They and their supporters say the town has deteriorated in recent years and it’s getting worse every day. They blame homes abandoned from foreclosure, lazy property owners and renters who fail to maintain their homes. The result: falling property values in this city of 4,400 people.

The ordinance would set minimum standards for all property owners. But what has property owners ticked off is the provision allowing city officials to enter any home or business to inspect the interior. And they can seek a court order to force an owner to comply.

Kenneth City is a tiny little enclave – sure as fuck does not rate the label of “city” – out on the St. Pete penninsula here in Florida.  It is a widely acknowledged truth – or at least a firmly held preconception – that everyone on that benighted swath of land is utterly bugfuck crazy.

A plan by the sodding City Council to INVADE PEOPLE’S HOMES?!??!!  What the entire fuck do they think the’re doing?  Who the entire fuck do they think they are???  This is not a clever plan to increase property values, this is some tinpot tiny-dicked tyrant’s way of attempting a power grab…and the fact that it’s in KENNETH CITY, FLORIDA illustrates exactly the mind-numbing stupidity of this pseudo-person.  

I am very glad to see reports that the council meetings have been packed with opponents since the announcement of this fly-covered horseshit.  Don’t back down, you fucking idiots, or I’ll have to come over there with my cheese grater.

You know, if this bullshit occurred anywhere other than Canuckistan, I might be an eensy bit more pissed off than I am right now…

The Carleton University Students’ Association has voted to drop a cystic fibrosis charity as the beneficiary of its annual Shinearama fundraiser, supporting a motion that argued the disease is not “inclusive” enough.

Cystic fibrosis “has been recently revealed to only affect white people, and primarily men” said the motion read Monday night to student councillors, who voted almost unanimously in favour of it.

Hey kids?  Go fuck yourselves.  Because honestly, if I find out you’ve been fucking other people, thus risking the passing along of your clearly deficient genes, I’m going to come up there with my cheese grater and put an end to that nonsense.

I’m not big on the whole “fisking” thing, who has that kind of time, really?  But Paglia’s Salon article on the end of the election offers something for everyone.  

Eat dirt, you sour Clintons, who said Obama was “unelectable.” 

Whoops, you probably made the Clinton Death List there, sweetie.  

And the formidable Michelle Obama, with her electric combo of brains and style, is already rewriting first ladyhood. 

Maybe.  But let us not forget she has never previously been proud to be an American.  

McCain’s brusque treatment of his long-suffering wife, Cindy, was also off-putting — nowhere more so than after his concession speech, when he barely remembered to give her a perfunctory hug. Probably no one is more relieved by McCain’s defeat than Cindy, who seemed too frail and tightly wound for the demanding role of first lady. Now she can slip away once more into blessed privacy.

This is ENTIRELY CP’s perception, and as we all have been rather rudely reminded, media perception = obedience in the American people.  

In the closing weeks of the election, however, I became increasingly disturbed by the mainstream media’s avoidance of forthright dealing with several controversies that had been dogging Obama — even as every flimsy rumor about Sarah Palin was being trumpeted as if it were engraved in stone on Mount Sinai.

I…  Um…can someone get me a portable defibrillator?  Quickly?!?

For example, I had thought for many months that the flap over Obama’s birth certificate was a tempest in a teapot. But simple questions about the certificate were never resolved to my satisfaction. Thanks to their own blathering, fanatical overkill, of course, the right-wing challenges to the birth certificate never gained traction.

*blink*  

But Obama could have ended the entire matter months ago by publicly requesting Hawaii to issue a fresh, long-form, stamped certificate and inviting a few high-profile reporters in to examine the document and photograph it. (The campaign did make the “short-form” certificate available to Factcheck.org, a project of the Annenberg Public Policy Center at the University of Pennsylvania.) And why has Obama not made his university records or thesis work widely available? The passivity of the press toward Bush administration propaganda about weapons of mass destruction led the nation into the costly blunder of the Iraq war. We don’t need another presidency that finds it all too easy to rely on evasion or stonewalling. I deeply admire Obama, but as a voter I don’t like feeling gamed or played.

But you voted for him anyway, eh?  

Hence my concern about Ayers has been very slow in developing. The mainstream media should have fully explored the subject early this year and not allowed it to simmer and boil until it flared up ferociously in the last month of the campaign. Obama may not in recent years have been “pallin’ around” with Ayers, in Sarah Palin’s memorable line, but his past connections with Ayers do seem to have been more frequent and substantive than he has claimed. Blame for the failure of this issue to take hold must also accrue to the conservative talk shows, which use the scare term “radical” with simplistic sensationalism, blanketing everyone under the sun from scraggly ex-hippies to lipstick-chic Nancy Pelosi.

There it is…the blame for not fully investigating the President-Elect’s ties with fucking Domestic Terrorists is all Rush’s fault.

You know, I don’t have time for this.  Nor do I have the patience for members of the Mainstream Media (yes, Camille, fucking Salon counts) to start dragging out the, “well, I was worried about X…” or “I had unresolved questions…”  You’re all fucking full of shit.  YOU bought this election with your constant partisan fellatio of the Obaminator, and now YOU get to reap the rewards.  I genuinely look forward to the collapse of your readership and businesses as people realize the Hoodwinking you’ve perpetrated.  McDonald’s is ALWAYS hiring, you bitches.

P.S. She says a nice thing or two about Palin, but she’s still an intellectually dishonest cunt.