You fucking people, you shitbrained moron 52s, just Do Not Get It.  

You inbred, forebrain-rotted, goat-fucking Congressional assmonkeys just Do Not Get It.

Let me spell it the fuck out for you:

YOU

DO

NOT

TELL

ME

WHAT

TO

DO

You try it, and see what it gets you.  

You try it on MY KIDS, and just SEE what the fuck it gets you.

It isn’t law yet, but I swear to fuck, just reading about the Fucktard-in-Chief’s Hitler Youth ambitions is enough to make me run out and join the nearest militia.  

But therein lies a huge problem:  I am, to say the least, a rugged individualist, as is MLG.  Neither of us can see subjugating ourselves to anyone, much less the kind of folks a militia tends to attract.  I’m not going to bend my knee when anyone says so, not for any god, not for any idealogy.

Told you I’d eventually lose interest…   But this bitch needs her kick in the ass.

A professor in Connecticut reported one of her students to the police after he gave a class presentation on why students and teachers should be allowed to carry concealed weapons on campus. Now, free speech activists say the professor’s actions are what really need to be investigated.

Last October, John Wahlberg and two classmates at Central Connecticut State University gave an oral presentation for a communications class taught by Professor Paula Anderson. The assignment was to discuss a “relevant issue in the media,” and the students presented their view that the death toll in the April 2007 Virginia Tech shooting massacre would have been lower if professors and students had been carrying guns.

That night, police called Wahlberg, a 23-year-old senior, and asked him to come to the station. When he arrived, they they read off a list of firearms that were registered in his name and asked where he kept them. Guns are strictly prohibited on the CCSU campus and residence halls, but Wahlberg says he lives 20 miles off-campus and keeps his gun collection locked up in a safe. No further action was taken by police or administrators.

Makes you just want to catch her in a dark hallway and yell BOO, doesn’t it.  Stupid cow.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…

“Upon arrival, Fort Bend County deputies found an unidentified male lying in the street, the victim of an apparent fatal gunshot wound.”

The sheriff’s office didn’t name the homeowner or reveal details of the shooting incident.

But the law enforcement source familiar with the investigation said the dead man and one or more companions had approached the homeowner’s house and tried to enter, because one of his children was having a party there.

But the dead man and his companions were told to leave, and initially did so, the law enforcement source said. But then they came back.

“One of them approached the man” who owned the house “and threatened him.”

Both the homeowner and the alleged gang member were armed with handguns, the source said. At least one shot was fired, and the man who tried to crash the party was killed.

…the average sleazebag who will accost you, or kick in your front door, doesn’t spend a lot of time at the range.

You hear about citizens exercising their Second Amendment rights all the time (my primary source of said entertainment is here), but it’s rarely that you get to see them play out in full-color, high-def thanks to a proactive citizen’s investment in home security cameras.

Amazing video of an attempted home invasion in Tucson. Investigators say the victim fought back by shooting at a group of armed men trying to break into his house. This all happened Thursday afternoon near Cardinal and Irvington on the southwest side.

The is video from a surveillance system overlooking the driveway of the victim’s home. It shows the suspects pull up in a car and jump out. One of the would-be home invaders fires a shot as he runs into the garage. Within seconds several more shots ring out. Investigators say those came from the man inside the home.

Let’s see if we can get the video to embed…

All I have to say is “nice grouping.”

I gots me the shakes REAL bad…

Exhibit A:

MP34 Steyr Solothurn parts kit 1929-1940 WWII

And Exhibit B:

MP34 Steyr-Solothurn Sub-MachineGun 80% receiver

Um, buy me something??

Just finished watching Hot Fuzz for the nth time, and MLG was drooling over Simon Pegg’s silver and black carry piece, so I Googled it, not expecting much…  Imagine my surprise – NAY, my joy! – at discovering the Internet Movie Firearms Database, and a full and complete listing of the weapons utilized in that movie…this movie, hell, even this movie!

The gun in question, btw, was a Taurus PT92.  Shiny.

So, as I said, I am in love.  Don’t expect to hear from me for some time.

That’s Zombie Steve on the left, filled with holes from my Marlin .30-.30, and Zombie bin Laden on the right, perforated courtesy of MLG’s SKS.   (Click for hugenormous size.) 

I’d say you’re safe with us.

This is the only reason I sometimes fret over carrying a Walther PPK as my personal carry piece:

The suspects ran across the street, and police said they found one man hiding behind a dumpster. The man had been shot in the leg but didn’t know it.

But that’s why I plan on shooting the fucker in the FACE instead.

Via Gun Defense Blog

Updated to add:  Sent MLG out on his lunch break to acquire his pleasure in hydrashocks.  Yes, something we should have done already.

By show of hands, who thinks the impetus for this article has more to do with the author’s NFL fandom than an actual grasp of the Constitution, legal system, and/or logic?

New York Giants star receiver Plaxico Burress is facing a mandatory 3½ years in prison and the end of his football career. His crime? Not having a license, which New York City never would have issued him, for the exercise of his constitutional right to bear arms.

To be sure, Mr. Burress got caught because of what appears to have been stupid and irresponsible behavior connected with the handgun. But he does not face prison for shooting himself. His impending mandatory sentence highlights the unfairness and unconstitutionality of New York City’s draconian gun laws.

Feel a tiny tear trickle down your cheek at the thought of a football player – traditionally the most over-priveleged group in modern society – losing his “career” due to his inability to grasp the fact that laws apply to EVERYONE, not just the “little people.”  

More quotes from this piece the WSJ is very careful to place under the OPINION section are surely in order…

It appears that he put the unholstered gun in the waistband of his sweatpants, and when it slipped, he grabbed for it, accidentally hitting the trigger. To make matters worse, according to press accounts, he was seen drinking and may have been consuming alcohol — which all firearms safety training (including the class he would have been required to take for his Florida permit) absolutely forbids for people handling guns. And of course Mr. Burress’s handgun should have been holstered to prevent unintentional movement of the trigger. Fortunately, his negligent discharge did not harm anyone else.

Anyone who has ever concealed carried is right now saying, “Jesus Fucking Christ On A Monkey!” at the image of someone carring a gun WITHOUT a holster, in the waistband of SWEATPANTS.  I mean, godDAMN, even Glocks are fairly heavy, and not wearing a belt to keep the pants up, and secure the holster, officially means you’re too fucking stupid to carry the thing, licensed or not.

Mr. Burress’s behavior was bad. However, Mr. Burress is not facing prosecution for carelessness, but simply for carrying a weapon. This is unjust and perhaps unconstitutional. 

Oh joy, another half-asser who fancies himself a Constitutional Scholar.  The basis for this idiotic comment is D.C. v. Heller, which as you all know, overturned D.C.’s fuckstupid handgun ban, thereby disappointing many nascent fascists.  However, the “logic” applied is, well, nonexistent:

The Heller decision did not say that requiring a license to carry a gun was unconstitutional. But in New York State, nonresidents cannot even apply for the licenses to possess or carry a handgun. Unlike most other states, New York refuses to honor carry permits issued by sister states. Most observers believe that the Supreme Court will eventually make state and local governments obey the Second Amendment. If it does, New York’s discrimination against nonresidents will probably be ruled unconstitutional.

Bloody hell.  You know, I am absolutely in favor of every law-abiding citizen having the means to protect themselves, and I’m super excited about it being done by a sexy piece of hardware capable of throwing a projectile in excess of 800 feet per second, but things still work exactly like they used to – if you don’t like a law, GET IT CHANGED, either by voting out the clownshoes wot proposed it, or petitioning the like-minded to call for a popular vote to overturn it.  You can’t just stomp your widdle foot and say, “not fair!” and expect things to Harry Potter themselves around to just the way you like them.  

Yes, NY’s lack of reciprocation for the properly-licensed sucks, but you can’t just IGNORE it and expect to walk, regardless of how many touchdowns you score.   You ain’t special, son.

*Yes, that was indeed a Dallas Cowboy slam, kthx.