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“Clean coal is a dirty lie,” says environmentalist Robert F. Kennedy Jr., who calls President Barack Obama and other politicians who commit taxpayer money to develop it “indentured servants” of the coal industry.

Yanno…I might have had a wee smidge of respect for him had he had the actual sack to use the word “slave” instead of the thinly-veiled euphemism “indentured servant.”   But he’s a [D] and a K, so any chance of showing actual backbone falls somewhere between “I’m converting to Judaism” and “what do you mean you can’t swim??”

I’m sure none of my 342 regular readers is at all surprised to hear this:

Nevertheless, about that “surprise visit”.

It wasn’t. The visit was communicated a full 24 hours in advance and a small contingent of soldiers – not screaming hoards – were rustled into a meeting place at Camp Victory.

Got this email from a sergeant that was there.

“We were pre-screened, asked by officials “Who voted for Obama?”, and then those who raised their hands were shuffled to the front of the receiving line. They even handed out digital cameras and asked them to hold them up.”

Take a look at the picture at AP and notice all the cameras are the same models? Coincidence? I think not.

I’m SHOCKED, I tell you.  *yawn*

(Via Transterrestrial Musings)

Hey cockbiters…put me on your list, mmkay?  Right there at the top.  Because I am not just Anti-Obama, I am also Anti-Fucktard, and you fellas are all fucktarded up.

(Via AoS)

O British Press, how do I love thee?  Let me count the ways…

Dear Elitist Pricks (that’s YOU!):

Thanks so much for continuing to confirm that when you say, “We all have to sacrifice,” what you really mean is, “YOU all have to sacrifice.  Me, I’m having custom fucking pizza, bitches.”  

Look, I realize you fucking amateurs are totally new to this game, so here’s a free hint:  If you’re going to indulge in conspicuous consumption then maybe you’d better shut the entire fuck up about everyone else’s.

As MLG says, “You want skin in the game?  You can have the skin of my fucking nutsack.”

Love,
People Who Hate You More and More Each Day

What the entire fuck happened to, “We don’t negotiate with terrorists”??  

The American ship captain being held hostage by pirates on a lifeboat off Somalia tried to escape from his captors by jumping overboard, a U.S. official said today. Richard Phillips was recaptured and is thought to be unharmed, the official said. Phillips was believed to be trying to swim to the USS Bainbridge, a naval warship sent to the scene after Phillips’ cargo ship was attacked by the pirates on Wednesday.

The man had to try and rescue his ownself for fuck’s sake!

I’m so glad we have a complete pussy in office, aren’t you?

Solidifying the power base.  That’s what this is.   Grant unearned citizenship to every wetback in the joint and you (or at least your shitwhale party) is guaranteed ascendancy.

Yeah?  Well, only if the fuckers actually stop raping our children and murdering everyone around them to actually get out and vote, eh?

I have days where I can merrily sling snark at this toilet bowl of an administration and then I have days where I’m SERIOUSLY disappointed that Iran hasn’t yet figured out how to nuke D.C.

Oh no, not SHOVED!@!!!@#

A man who collapsed and died near last week’s protests at the G-20 summit was shoved to the ground by police shortly before the collapse, according to a video of the incident posted on the Web site of the British daily The Guardian.

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An autopsy revealed that a heart attack caused Tomlinson’s death, according to the police complaints commission.

Dude, if you have a heart condition, perhaps a RIOT isn’t the best place for you.  However, this being Britain, all the officers involved will be summarily fired, and forced to undergo psychiatric evaluation for the rest of their lives.

You, who was a leading voice for INSANITY during Dubya’s 8 years, DO NOT GET TO LECTURE ME ON PATRIOTISM.

“You can root for the opposition party to fail and not be unpatriotic,” Maher added. “He should be given the benefit of the doubt. I would say he scares me the way so many other right-wingers scare me. I don’t know when they’re more scary: when they’re in power or out of power? Out of power, the paranoia goes through the roof. Glenn Beck talks about a totalitarian nation. They pull this out of the air. Democrats have never said boo about guns since Al Gore lost Tennessee in 2000.”

You should be frightened, little man.  Because if I ever have the misfortune to breathe the same air as you, then you can bet your last dollar that sharp stabby pain you’ll be feeling is me kicking you in the nuts.

*Guess the movie.  Yes, again.

Sorry for the dead air over here lately…  Wait, why am I apologizing…you know where I’ve been, you can hie your asses on over there and read shit just as easily as here.  It won’t have quite so many colorful metaphors as here, of course.  GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN!!!

There, I needed that.

Ennyway, by show of hands, who out there doesn’t think this is a Very Bad Idea:

The Pentagon’s 18-year ban on media covering the return of fallen U.S. service members ended with a solemn ceremony for the arrival of a flag-draped casket of an airman felled in Afghanistan.

After receiving permission from family members, the military openedDover Air Force Base in Delaware to the media Sunday night for the return of the body of Air Force Staff Sgt. Phillip Myers of Hopewell, Va.

The 30-year-old airman was killed April 4 near Helmand province, Afghanistan, when he was hit with an improvised explosive device, theDepartment of Defense said.

Myers’ family was the first to be asked under a new Pentagon policy whether it wished to have media coverage of the arrival of a loved one at the Dover base mortuary, the entry point for service personnel killed overseas. The family agreed, but declined to be interviewed or photographed.

Not only NO, but HELLS NO.

Why, you ask?  Gee, hmm, let me think…  Are the thumbless proto-simians who colluded with the most unqualified candidate in decades to snake the highest office in the land going to show anything resembling respect or decency when covering an end-result of a war their slimy little pre-brains firmly believe to be illegal and immoral?

Not only NO, but HELLS NO.  Ergo, Very Bad Idea.