You fucking people, you shitbrained moron 52s, just Do Not Get It.  

You inbred, forebrain-rotted, goat-fucking Congressional assmonkeys just Do Not Get It.

Let me spell it the fuck out for you:

YOU

DO

NOT

TELL

ME

WHAT

TO

DO

You try it, and see what it gets you.  

You try it on MY KIDS, and just SEE what the fuck it gets you.

This could just be the black despair talking, but I disagree with Gateway Pundit when he (she?) says,  ”If true this news could severely damage The New York Times who supported Obama last year.”

No, it won’t.  No one cares.  No one will do anything about it.  The Kool-Aid Drinkers are still swilling it down by the gallon, still whinging “Leave my Obammy alone!” with yesterday’s mascara trailing down their tear-streaked little faces.

The blue pill has cheerfully been swallowed and the Matrix is still tube-feeding the gruel.  The 52s are  nothing more than copper-tops to me at this point.  I SO look forward to the day when they finally figure that out.

I have to ask those of my 152 loyal readers who might be somewhat older than my own 39 years…have you ever seen any-fucking-thing like this?

White House and GM sources had told CNN Sunday that Wagoner would resign as part of the federal government’s bailout strategy for the troubled automaker.

“On Friday I was in Washington for a meeting with Administration officials. In the course of that meeting, they requested that I ‘step aside’ as CEO of GM, and so I have,” Wagoner said in a statement posted to the GM Web site.

I mean, of course, in a NON-communist country?

Not that I live in Texas, but you won’t have to worry about me if this sort of bullshit becomes commonplace:

A disorderly conduct charge brought by an assistant fire marshal against a woman who dropped the F-bomb at Wal-Mart has been dropped, the city’s interim manager said Wednesday.

When reached by phone, Kathryn Fridge, 29, of Texas City, said she was elated to hear the news and felt vindicated.

Alfred A. Decker IV, La Marque assistant fire marshal, cited Fridge on Aug. 4 when he overheard her utter the granddaddy of all expletives. Fridge, who was shopping for batteries with her mother and 2-year-old daughter ahead of Tropical Storm Edouard’s landfall, said “They don’t have any f—— more.”

Decker took Fridge to his car, handcuffed her and wrote her a citation. City Prosecutor Jay Brown dropped the charge March 19, said interim City Manager Eric Gage.

No “disorderly conduct” charge for me, nossir.  One “cockpunch with extreme prejudice” will do me just fine in that situation.

As Joanie (only took me like 8 hours to remember to link this…schwa!) pointed out in email the other day, things have been kinda quiet around here.  I could say that the kids’ schoolwork is to blame, or tons of work to do in the garden – and those things would be true – but the real reason is I’m just fucking pissed off…and there’s only so much freedom I can give to the Pissed Off-ness before it takes the bit between its teeth and bell-towers up.

MLG and I are not what you’d call “radical.”  Not by a long stretch.  Our views are more centrist than strictly Republican, more libertarian (please note the small “l”) than conservative.  For instance, we don’t give a shit what kind of god you worship, or what you do with your own body, as long as it doesn’t harm anyone else.  Yes, the latter makes abortion a HUGE grey area, but only for US.  No one has the right to tell anyone else what they will do with their body, or something growing therein, because really, that’s just another form of slavery.

I say again, we are not radicals.  We don’t have a huge stockpile of food/water/supplies in the garage.  We have guns because we enjoy shooting, both for enjoyment and to be able to protect our family/property should the need arise, but we surely don’t sit in darkened rooms, cleaning our rifles and fuming over the current pack of Washington imbeciles pissing all over our Constitution.  But don’t think because we’re not radicals that we’re not angry.  And don’t think even for a second that we’re not paying attention.  Don’t think we haven’t noticed that everything done since Jan. 20 is nothing more than a power grab.  Yes, the economy has issues – all of which would have sorted themselves out had bad mortgages properly foreclosed, weak banks/investment houses been allowed to fail, etc. etc. ad nauseum – but the hysteria being whipped up by our elected officials can trace its origins directly to the effluvia from the posterior of a male bovine.  

We. Are. Being. Scammed. 

From the demonization of Wall Street, to the reverse-elitism directed at AIG, our Dear Leaders are using false information and manufactured fear to further erode our Constitutional rights, solidify their power bases, and ensure that future generations never question any of it.  Well, as the man says, we will not obey.  And now you’ve REALLY gone and screwed up…you’ve motivated us to actually ACT.

We will be attending the nearest Tax Day Tea Party on April 15th.  We’ll be expressing our displeasure, and most importantly, meeting those of like mind who are doing the same.  

Find a tea party in your area, get out and get heard.

MLG’s been brainstorming lately, resulting in our Simon Jester t-shirts (and our Simon Jester site, in progress).  We’re keeping the prices low because we’re more interested in getting the message out than turning a profit.

For the Firefly fans out there, those of us who want nothin’ to do with the gorram Alliance.

Yet more versions on the way.

UPDATE:  Here’s all the tshirt designs (black t-shirts coming in all stores, only done right now for “I Aim to Misbehave.”):

It isn’t law yet, but I swear to fuck, just reading about the Fucktard-in-Chief’s Hitler Youth ambitions is enough to make me run out and join the nearest militia.  

But therein lies a huge problem:  I am, to say the least, a rugged individualist, as is MLG.  Neither of us can see subjugating ourselves to anyone, much less the kind of folks a militia tends to attract.  I’m not going to bend my knee when anyone says so, not for any god, not for any idealogy.

Guess the city:

A North Side high school has been evacuated as a precaution after a chemical was found in the school Monday morning.

A Level 1 HazMat situation was called about 10:45 a.m. at Senn High School at 5900 N. Glenwood Ave., according to Fire Media Affairs spokesman Quention Curtis.

The school was evacuated as a precaution after a chemical believed to be chlorine was found near the pool, Curtis said.

Chicago, you damn betcha.  The same city of unicorn farts and extra special hopeychange that gave us our current International Embarrassment, now gives us a school that’s panicked by the presence of CHLORINE near a fucking POOL.  

Weep for the fucking future, people.

If I may quote from one of the best/worst movies of all time:

Fuck you, Jobu….I do eet myself.*

Thanks to the increasingly intrusive and stepping-outside-their-constitutional-limits government, MLG is now rolling his own:

I’ll let him pop in later with the details.

*You have to wonder if Haysbert looks back at this and wants to kill himself.

You know what this tells me?  That we can control this sonofabitch.

Because I just know my comment on CNN’s site in response to this utter horseshit will be one of those not posted due to “volume of comments we receive,” I’m posting it here, for the enjoyment of all:

“President Obama has done more in eight weeks than George W. Bush did in eight years — unless you include starting a couple of wars.”

Right you are. He’s put our country into debt into the next four generations. He’s alienated our closest allies, mortally offended every man and woman who ever wore a uniform and sacrificed in defense of our country, and repeatedly exhibited his contempt for our Constitution. But as long as he gets to be interviewed on Leno, throw Hollywood glitterazzi parties, and get regular tongue baths from third-rate “journalists,” well, that must make it all just hunky dory.

Beautiful work, Cafferty, keep it up! Oh, and wipe your chin, there’s something on it.

These idiots aren’t even useful.