In the Omnibus Public Land Management Act of 2009, which passed the Senate (S. 22) in January and is up for a vote in the House as early as this Wednesday, a “forfeiture” provision would let the government confiscate “all vehicles and equipment of any person” who disturbs a rock or a bone from federal land that meets the bill’s broad definition of “paleontological resource.” The seizures could take place even before a person and even if the person didn’t know they were taking or digging up a “paleontological resource.” And the bill specifically allows the “transfer of seized resources” to “federal or non-federal” institutions, giving the government and some private actors great incentive to egg on the takings.

Hey kids, guess which party’s Senator sponsored this vague bullshit?  

Democrat, you say?  

On the nosey!

So, I just gotta ask…at what point can we make it illegal to be a fucking Democrat?

*An oxyfuckingmoron if there ever were one.