Ok, I know I wrote about this the other day (yesterday? whatever) sans viewing, and then you all came along and told me to go read Iowahawk’s transcript.  Once I started reading that I had to go watch the fucking thing, because, well, you just have to know who “Another emo music d-bag in a jaunty thrift shop straw chapeau” is, because the pool of potentials matching that description is just HUGE.  

So I watched the fucking thing.  And while I’m très tempted to haul out the special message I’ve already passed along to these delightful, if somewhat retarded, children, I think this totally rates a new one:

Dunno about you, but I’m enjoying the new Brietbart Big Hollywood.  An entire site devoted to snarking about the cluelessness that emanates from the Asshole of America like some giant chili-fart…color me there.  Joanie and I are having fun in the comments, you all should join in…apparently the other readers hunger for same, commenting last night was worth a goodly number of visitors overnight.

Annnnyway, I’m also glad to have someone else view the videos that I Just Won’t Watch, like this knob-slobbing abasement, A “Presidential Pledge” to President Barack Obama.

Just the title causes reverse peristalsis, so you can imagine what an actual viewing does, but reading the article and the comments kind of crystallized for me the WHY of the lower-intestine infection that is Hollywood, as I commented over there:

Sometimes I spend a nanosecond or two wondering how these self-involved genetic lottery-winners come by their leftward leanings, and I think I’ve figured it out… For the ones capable of actual thought processes, ie. the bosses, conflict on a national level cuts down on the disposable cash of the average American, ergo less movie-viewing, DVD-buying. And we can’t have that. For the ones less acquainted with cogitation, ie. the pretty ones, it’s more of a herd/survival instinct. Soooo much easier – and success-making! – to parrot the “party” line than actually spend valuable spa-time pondering the issues and formulating their own opinion. Besides, that might make WRINKLES!!!

There.  Mystery solved.