Those who know me can tell you I am the Very Last One to subscribe to a conspiracy theory, in fact am much more likely to sneer, throw a bottle at your head, and/or possibly call in an air strike on your position should you admit to being quite so gullible.
However.
All these gun-related incidents this year seem designed to stir up irrational fears in the sheeple out there, so as to perhaps make it easier for those fucking thieves in D.C. to move ahead with registration and/or an outright ban.
It’s enough to make a girl get out the metal file, I tell you.






