Posts Tagged ‘conversations’

Scuse Me, Your Pissed-Offedness Is Showing

By Liberty Girl  ·  May 7th, 2009   

Stacy: happy Odd Day!

Husband: Scusi?

Stacy: It is 5/7/9

Husband: Haha
So, how do we celebrate?

Stacy: ha i’ve no idea
beating the fuck out of a hippie might be a good start

Husband: Woohoo, I like this holiday already

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Conversation With MLG (Updated)

By Liberty Girl  ·  April 8th, 2009   

LG: Reports: US warships and air assets being dispatched to Maersk Alabama. Captain held hostage in a lifeboat nearby.

MLG: Yup

LG:  christ on a donkey
cant he kill them with his dick or something?

MLG: The bainbridge, right?

LG: or is HE not an American?

MLG:  He’s dutch I think

LG:  well, that explains it

MLG:  Isn’t that veirrrrd?

LG:  haha
blogging this

UPDATE:  The Captain *is* American, so yes, he can kill the pirates with his dick.

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Conversation With Mister Liberty Girl #2

By Liberty Girl  ·  March 5th, 2009   

Mister Liberty Girl:  Less than two months in and 44 is already grey.  Hahahahahaha.

Liberty Girl:  More likely some advisor told the vain piece of shit to stop using Grecian Formula.

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