Posts Tagged ‘dishonest media’

The Moron Perspective

By Liberty Girl  ·  January 16th, 2009   

Mister Liberty Girl pinged from work with the news that a central Florida man has been arrested for making a threat against the Empty-Suit-Nearly-in-Chief.  Whilst Googling for more information (found it) I came across this gem from another case:

A Southern California man was charged Thursday with threatening a presidential candidate, for posting a racist note to a Yahoo message board in October expressing displeasure over Barack Obama’s candidacy, and predicting “he will have a 50 cal in the head soon.”

Walter Edward Bagdasarian, 47, was found with an arsenal of six weapons when Secret Service agents raided his La Mesa home in November, according to court records (.pdf). He had three handguns and three rifles, including a 30.06 with a telescopic sight and a Remington .50 caliber muzzle-loading rifle.

Now, one can surely not accuse those at Wired of actual journalism – much less knowing their asses from their elbows – but since fucking when is SIX whole guns an “arsenal”?  Well, if that’s the case then MLG and I must have a fucking resupply depot.

A 30.06, you fucktards, is a HUNTING rifle.  And the oh-so scary sounding “Remington .50 caliber muzzle-loading rifle”?  It’s a fucking CURIOSITY.  A black-powder muzzleloader.  Accurate, in my disctinctly modern-gun-skewed snob-opinion, at about 12 feet.  The other weapons were probably a S&W .38 cal, a .22 plinker for the kids, and assorted cowboy guns in various states of disrepair.  Just like the arsenal of every other bitter clinger.

If you’re going to scare the quivering rabbit-populace, Wired, at least stick to doing it on subjects with which you have at least a passing fucking acquaintance.

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Nevermind, Carry On

By Liberty Girl  ·  December 17th, 2008   

Oh sssssnap!  Hold on to your pantiessss, girlsssss!

…speaking about the exchange on MSNBC shortly after, NBC Washington bureau chief Mark Whitaker said that reporters have not been aggressive enough during Obama’s post-election pressers. 

“Our job is to hold him to account,” Whitaker said, adding that he thinks “we’re going to have to get tougher.”

You know that thing you do, when Aunt Flossie – in the middle of the family barbecue – remarks how nice Grandpa’s penis looks of a morning?  Yeah, that thing.  Jaw completely unhinged, hanging down into your lap, brain simply unable to process the information just received.  

Well, you might actually have that reaction were the quotes in question not loaded with textbook examples of  the passive-aggressive.  But, alas, they are, therefore no jaw-dropping, no unwanted penis visuals, nothing whatsoever changes, and just business as usual.

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Keep Your Hand on Your Wallet

By Liberty Girl  ·  December 15th, 2008   

Imagine, if you will, the largest television in the world.   This thing is huge, I’m telling you, bigger than the biggest movie theater screen, bigger than any outdoor drive-in screen.  It’s so large it has to be supported by dozens of telephone poles (the cast concrete ones, not the plain old wood), and you have to stand back several football field-lengths just to see the entire screen.

Are you imagining it?  Good.

Now imaging this enormous television turned on, volume cranked up to the max, and not tuned to any station.

There, that’s the very same sound this article makes.  

That’s the sound of Global WarmeningTM, people.  The sound of a worldwide con.

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Disturbing Thought of the Day

By Liberty Girl  ·  December 10th, 2008   

I just had a really disturbing thought (that’s #214 for the day, for those of you playing along at home)…  This NYT article makes some pretty strong statements implications about the mental stability of Illinois Thief-in-Chief Blagojevich, to wit:

Delusional, narcissistic, vengeful and profane, Mr. Blagojevich as portrayed by federal prosecutors shocked even his most ardent detractors.

And…

Mike Jacobs, a Democratic state senator and former friend of the governor, suggested that Mr. Blagojevich may have lost his grip on reality.

“I’m not sure he’s playing with a full deck anymore,” Mr. Jacobs said. “I think he brought a lot of this on himself. He’s so gifted, but so flawed in a number of fundamental areas. It’s like he dared the feds to come get him.”

And…

“The combination of arrogance and stupidity that would prompt him to continue in these types of behaviors is just stunning,” Dr. Redfield said. “There’s no feedback loop or reality check.”

Mr. Blagojevich had grown increasingly isolated in recent years, particularly from his own state’s Legislature and even from his father-in-law, Dick Mell, a powerful longtime Chicago alderman who showed him the political ropes as a younger man.

The governor was rarely seen around his offices in Chicago and Springfield, preferring instead to spend time at home on the North Side.

“I believe he became a prisoner of his own home,” Mr. Jacobs said.

We’re not trying to make the case that anything that comes out of this fool’s mouth is suspect because he’s mentally touched in the head, are we, fellas?  Because he might have some very interesting things to say about Obama’s past in Illinois, things Big MediaTM just hasn’t been interested in hearing.  

Until, maybe, like now.

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Exciting Times

By Liberty Girl  ·  December 10th, 2008   

In the words of the immortal Wayne Campbell: Exsqueeze me?

Well, my 46 readers, this is a Momentous Occasion…Big MediaTM is actually questioning Dear Leader.  And I don’t mean asking how many ciggies he’s smoked today, or what kind of mongrel will soon be pissing on the White House parquet…they’re actually questioning his association with the soon-to-be-ex-Governor of the state in which he paid his graft dues. 

Now, I grant you, they’re not questioning very hard.  See, please, the following compendium of passive-aggressive speak to be found in this hatchet feather job:

  1. “It was a bit of a muddle.”
  2. “It’s hard to know what to make of this.”
  3. “But Obama’s answer wasn’t terribly nourishing.”
  4. “…whiff of imprecision…”

Wow, that’s really taking it to him there, JD.  Gosh, I almost need to sit down after reading that.

I sure hope they don’t keep doing this sort of thing, I just don’t know if my heart can take it.

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Put That in Your Stovepipe and Smoke It

By Liberty Girl  ·  November 19th, 2008   

See, now this is the sort of thing that’s just going to make Mister Liberty Girl start all that stomping and cursing again.  

Both Abraham Lincoln and President-elect Barack Obama were not from Illinois but became two of the state’s top politicians.

They were both criticized for being too inexperienced to become president of the United States.

Both were raised by women other than their mothers (Lincoln by his stepmother and Obama by his grandmother) and later visited the women before their respective inaugurations. Both women died before the respective inauguration days.

You just. don’t. go. comparing Mister Liberty Girl’s Very Favorite President with a socialist buffoon who hoodwinked an already mentally-challenged populace into electing him.  Especially on such pathetically tenuous “connections,” and most particularly before the pretentious, elitist bastard HAS EVEN TAKEN OFFICE.

But that’s what you media halfwits have done from the beginning, used your dubious influence to ensure the guy who would sell the most papers won the Big Prize.  And now that you have your stalking horse almost in place it seems it’s a real struggle to come up with the required number of lines, hence these sorts of mind-boggling puff pieces.  I’d love to say that I really look forward to your collective comeuppance, but since this entire charade is all about the advertising dollars to come, you never really will get what you deserve. 

Well, at least until your industry collapses in ruins.  Ta!

(Via Weasel Zippers)

Update:  Ahh, the eloquent Ted from The Line is Here most effectively channels Mister Liberty Girl.  Yes, I keep linking to them…they’re brilliant and I want to grow up to be them someday.

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We’re Bumming Their High

By Liberty Girl  ·  November 15th, 2008   

With the lack of parity that has become the baseline for big media, USA Today publishes this whinge about racist incidents since the election of The One.  No mention, of course, of the increase in incidents where Obamessiah fans actually accuse others of being racists for failing to vote “correctly.”

Cross burnings. Schoolchildren chanting “Assassinate Obama.” Black figures hung from nooses. Racial epithets scrawled on homes and cars.

Incidents around the country referring to President-elect Barack Obama are dampening the postelection glow of racial progress and harmony, highlighting the stubborn racism that remains in America.

Wow, that Kool-Aid goes down smooth, doesn’t it?  Didn’t you all feel the postelection glow of racial progress and harmony?  Between the kids walking through our neighborhood chanting O-Ba-Ma, and the kids around my son’s school doing the same, I sure as fuck didn’t.

I must say, it comes as a complete shock to me that the election of the Messiah has NOT, in fact, put an end to racism as we know it.  I’m sure it’s all our fault for voting for the not-socialist candidate.

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Wherein I Both Hate and Sort-of-Like Camille Paglia

By Liberty Girl  ·  November 12th, 2008   

I’m not big on the whole “fisking” thing, who has that kind of time, really?  But Paglia’s Salon article on the end of the election offers something for everyone.  

Eat dirt, you sour Clintons, who said Obama was “unelectable.” 

Whoops, you probably made the Clinton Death List there, sweetie.  

And the formidable Michelle Obama, with her electric combo of brains and style, is already rewriting first ladyhood. 

Maybe.  But let us not forget she has never previously been proud to be an American.  

McCain’s brusque treatment of his long-suffering wife, Cindy, was also off-putting — nowhere more so than after his concession speech, when he barely remembered to give her a perfunctory hug. Probably no one is more relieved by McCain’s defeat than Cindy, who seemed too frail and tightly wound for the demanding role of first lady. Now she can slip away once more into blessed privacy.

This is ENTIRELY CP’s perception, and as we all have been rather rudely reminded, media perception = obedience in the American people.  

In the closing weeks of the election, however, I became increasingly disturbed by the mainstream media’s avoidance of forthright dealing with several controversies that had been dogging Obama — even as every flimsy rumor about Sarah Palin was being trumpeted as if it were engraved in stone on Mount Sinai.

I…  Um…can someone get me a portable defibrillator?  Quickly?!?

For example, I had thought for many months that the flap over Obama’s birth certificate was a tempest in a teapot. But simple questions about the certificate were never resolved to my satisfaction. Thanks to their own blathering, fanatical overkill, of course, the right-wing challenges to the birth certificate never gained traction.

*blink*  

But Obama could have ended the entire matter months ago by publicly requesting Hawaii to issue a fresh, long-form, stamped certificate and inviting a few high-profile reporters in to examine the document and photograph it. (The campaign did make the “short-form” certificate available to Factcheck.org, a project of the Annenberg Public Policy Center at the University of Pennsylvania.) And why has Obama not made his university records or thesis work widely available? The passivity of the press toward Bush administration propaganda about weapons of mass destruction led the nation into the costly blunder of the Iraq war. We don’t need another presidency that finds it all too easy to rely on evasion or stonewalling. I deeply admire Obama, but as a voter I don’t like feeling gamed or played.

But you voted for him anyway, eh?  

Hence my concern about Ayers has been very slow in developing. The mainstream media should have fully explored the subject early this year and not allowed it to simmer and boil until it flared up ferociously in the last month of the campaign. Obama may not in recent years have been “pallin’ around” with Ayers, in Sarah Palin’s memorable line, but his past connections with Ayers do seem to have been more frequent and substantive than he has claimed. Blame for the failure of this issue to take hold must also accrue to the conservative talk shows, which use the scare term “radical” with simplistic sensationalism, blanketing everyone under the sun from scraggly ex-hippies to lipstick-chic Nancy Pelosi.

There it is…the blame for not fully investigating the President-Elect’s ties with fucking Domestic Terrorists is all Rush’s fault.

You know, I don’t have time for this.  Nor do I have the patience for members of the Mainstream Media (yes, Camille, fucking Salon counts) to start dragging out the, “well, I was worried about X…” or “I had unresolved questions…”  You’re all fucking full of shit.  YOU bought this election with your constant partisan fellatio of the Obaminator, and now YOU get to reap the rewards.  I genuinely look forward to the collapse of your readership and businesses as people realize the Hoodwinking you’ve perpetrated.  McDonald’s is ALWAYS hiring, you bitches.

P.S. She says a nice thing or two about Palin, but she’s still an intellectually dishonest cunt.

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Somewhere, Perry White is Weeping

By Liberty Girl  ·  October 23rd, 2008   

In addition to being flaming racists if we don’t vote for the black man, we can apparently also expect riots in the streets if he doesn’t win…

Police departments in cities across the country are beefing up their ranks for Election Day, preparing for possible civil unrest and riots after the historic presidential contest.

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Sen. Obama (Ill.), the Democratic nominee for president, has seen his lead over rival Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) grow in recent weeks, prompting speculation that there could be a violent backlash if he loses unexpectedly.

And with all this ill-advised yammering you’ve just gone and suggested the populace do just that very fucking thing, now haven’t you.

Husband and I talk about this all the time…the 24 hour news cycle is the cause of some of the most egregious missteps in the history of mass media and the general absence of quality and impartiality that exemplifies Big Media.  Journalism in the 21st century is nothing more than partisan rumor-mongering.  There’s no fact-checking, there’s no impartiality.  There’s choose your side and put on your bib, because we’ve got some nice bullshit-flavored gruel to feed you!  

When I used to blog, er, elsewhere, our motto was “We’ll fact check your ass!”  But even with bloggers taking up the slack, there’s still bias.  To our detriment, the days of unbiased reporting are just over.

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“Journalist” is a Code Word for “Delusional Motherfucker”

By Liberty Girl  ·  October 22nd, 2008   

This election should be declared null and void right now.  Mulligan.  Do-over.

With participants are fucking moronic (and intellectually dishonest to boot) as this, how can the result, whatever it is, be valid?

The “socialist” label that Sen. John McCain and his GOP presidential running mate Sarah Palin are trying to attach to Sen. Barack Obama actually has long and very ugly historical roots.

J. Edgar Hoover, director of the FBI from 1924 to 1972, used the term liberally to describe African Americans who spent their lives fighting for equality.

No, you idiot, they’re calling him a fucking socialist because he has outright stated his fucking socialist agenda.  Were you not listening?  Do you not speak English?  Or maybe in your version of the language “spread the wealth around” doesn’t mean what it does in my version of the language.

I grew up in the South, with skin so pale as to be nearly transparent, and yet I’ve never in my life seen the racism that I’ve seen displayed during this election…by supporters of the candidate who happens to be black.  Apparently if I don’t vote for him, I’m racist.  If I support the white candidates against him, I’m racist.  And by calling a socialist a socialist, I’m racist.

It’s nothing more than passive-aggressive bullshit, and Mr. Lewis Diuguid seriously needs to consider seeing a therapist.  Or the ass-stick remover.

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