Sooo, you might have noticed I’ve changed my tagline.  Yeah, I’m not going to be so graceful as all the others about this.  Oh there will still be “Happy Fun Anger” but there’s going to be a lot more “Fuck Obama,” so hold on to your knickers.

If there’s one thing we proto-conservatives should take away from this experience, it is a very healthy hatred for the traditional media outlets and their blatant left-wing pandering.  I’m sorry, NY Times…did you say it was raining outside?  Well, let me just go check because I no longer believe anything your corrupt partisan ass has to say.  

For you who actually voted for the Empty Suit, I do recall the sense of hope a younger candidate can bring, I did after all vote for Bill Clinton.  Then he slapped together an unrealistic health care package as a sop to campaign promises (which was promptly defeated), and retired to the Oval Office for knobbers from the staff.  I’m not saying younger candidates are necessarily worse, I’m saying their track record is somewhat against them.  *coff*Kennedy*coff* 

It would have helped had the [R] party not nominated a man pretty much universally politically despised, by actual Republicans and RINOs alike.  It is my personal theory that the RNC had already decided there was no way in Hades they were winning this election, regardless of who they fielded, and it was McCain’s turn anyway.  So, despite the enormous expenditure of cash, it was all for show.   Bread and Circuses was already on the menu.

I would ask Obama voters why they voted (I have my own theory), but I don’t think I could restrain myself from punching them dead in the face before they could answer.  

At any rate the next four years of the Jughead and Gaffe-boy Sshow should provide arseloads of blog material.  That’s something, I suppose.

Think we’ll just update this one post as we go along here.  Stepping out in a few minutes to take the kids to school then do my civic duty.  Really not thrilled to see this story before I go:

Kenyans in Barack Obama’s ancestral homeland prayed for victory Tuesday and relatives prepared to roast a bull in celebration if he becomes the first African-American president of the United States.

Just as long as you fuckers don’t think you’re getting all up on this should the worst happen.

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Voted.  Even with the line it only took about ten minutes thanks to the usually-efficient poll workers.  I did not get to punch anyone, unfortunately, but I did give the fuck-eye to an apparently impaired individual who was invading my personal space.

Some days you take what you can get.

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I’m slowly expanding my reading list here, and just started reading Protein Wisdom again (even though Goldstein is fucking irritating as hell), and just saw this nugget:

Hans Bader informs us that Harvard law professor Charles Ogletree, “Obama’s top advisor on race issues, explains that since Obama is ‘biracial,’ his election won’t prove that racism has receded. White America won’t vote for blacks, Ogletree argues, and Obama’s election is possible only because he’s partly white.”

Original article here.

That’s a HARVARD law professor, thank yew.  Allegedly a bastion of knowledge and learning since before we were a fucking country, it now is just like every other university in the U.S. – a haven for ex-hippies who desperately miss the “good old days” of the 60s, with an extra heaping helping of batshit crazy.  

It is small wonder we’re standing on the precipice of electing a fucking socialist Marxist as the (Dear) Leader of our country, what with the last 30 years of students filtering through the shit-stained gravel of this aquarium of goldfish-brains.  

I swear I am homeschooling my kids through college.  They want an engineering degree?  Fine, I’ll do the coursework right along with them, staying one step ahead just so I can teach it to them outside these insane asylums.

According to The Messiah if we don’t bend that knee to the government, and let IT decide who is the neediest, then that’s exactly what we are.  

“The point is, though, that — and it’s not just charity, it’s not just that I want to help the middle class and working people who are trying to get in the middle class — it’s that when we actually make sure that everybody’s got a shot – when young people can all go to college, when everybody’s got decent health care, when everybody’s got a little more money at the end of the month – then guess what? Everybody starts spending that money, they decide maybe I can afford a new car, maybe I can afford a computer for my child. They can buy the products and services that businesses are selling and everybody is better off. All boats rise. That’s what happened in the 1990s, that’s what we need to restore. And that’s what I’m gonna do as president of the United States of America.

“John McCain and Sarah Palin they call this socialistic,” Obama continued. “You know I don’t know when, when they decided they wanted to make a virtue out of selfishness.”

You know, in my 20+ voting years, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a politician treat his constituency with this much contempt.  Sure we talk about them all being dishonest cash-grabbers, but you gotta give this boy credit, he’s making his intentions VERY CLEAR from the outset, and yet still has actual followers.  

All you who vote for him…I’m telling you right now that this is on you.  For every liberty this lifelong-government-teat-suckler steps on, I am holding YOU personally responsible.  

Just letting you know.

I love articles like this, big, long, chewy things.  The writer takes time to introduce you to both the atmosphere and the subject, and does it in a bloody goddamned IMPARTIAL fashion somehow.  But while it is interesting indeed to read about Limbaugh’s “Southern Command,” his performance art, even his wardrobe, this right here is the money shot:

The liberal media see this Obama candidacy as historic because race is a big deal to them. They think this country committed Original Sin. I actually believe that most of their support for Obama is that they are creaming in their jeans about the historical nature of the campaign. They want to be a part of it.They want to make it happen. They want a stake in it. They want to be able to say they did it if Obama wins.’

Nailed it.  On the nosey.  I’ve watched friends, previous friends, and total strangers both go absolutely apeshit over this poser, this non-entity, this “empty suit”, with increasing dismay and utter confusion.  Can they be truly so excited about increased taxation?  Or is it the thought of “sharing the wealth” that makes their jeans a little tighter?

No, as much as it pains me to say it, Limbaugh has it absolutely right…it’s the weight and heft of history that sings to many of them.  America committed a sin by starting causing participating in slavery, and…since we won’t apologize in some financial fashion…we must atone by electing a black mulatto President.  And the excitement of being part of such a thing…SWOON.  

Hey kids, I used my finger to make an utterly unqualified radical with light brown skin our nation’s leader, aren’t I the shiznit??

Um no, Dad, you’re not.  Thanks to you, and all your bamboozled counterparts, I now have to do mandatory unpaid community service and will only take home about 40% of my paycheck from my actual paying job.  I can go ask for a handout any time though, so even though I have zero self-respect, and no pride whatsoever, I know I’ll always have someone there to wipe my ass.

The mind, she boggles:
 

A few days ago, Jong, the author and self-described feminist, gave an interview to the Italian daily Corriere della Sera, the choicest bits of which were brought to my attention by the reliably sharp-eyed Christian Rocca, the U.S. correspondent of Il Foglio, who published excerpts on his Camillo blog. Basically, Jong says her fear that Obama might lose the election has developed into an “obsession. A paralyzing terror. An anxious fever that keeps you awake at night.” She also says that her friends Jane Fonda and Naomi Wolf are extremely worried that Obama will be sabotaged by Republican dirty tricks, and that if an Obama loss indeed comes to pass, the result will be a second American Civil War.

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“If Obama loses it will spark the second American Civil War. Blood will run in the streets, believe me. And it’s not a coincidence that President Bush recalled soldiers from Iraq for Dick Cheney to lead against American citizens in the streets.”

Does this cow even know how OLD Cheney is?  Last I heard Dick Cheney was the Vice President of a bad heart, he ain’t leading anything but the charge to the glycerin pills.

Sweartagad, I feel like I’m taking crazy pills.  Have these people always been this bugfuck insane, or is this year special in some way?  

In the car this morning I had the thought that the idealogies of the two political parties in this country have seriously become so very opposed that maybe it’s just time for two separate countries.  Really, the Leftards can have the Pacific coast, New England and fucking Colorado.  Texas will, of course, take this opportunity to break off completely.  The rest belongs to us non-crazy people, goddammit.  Fuck with us at your peril.

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Oh ho…”Real” Women Respond to Sarah Palin, do they (scare quotes mine)?

It all started with a letter written by two women (Lyra and Quinn) that they emailed to 40 of their friends.“We are writing to you,” wrote Lyra and Quinn, “because of the fury and dread we have felt since the announcement of Sarah Palin as the Vice-Presidential candidate for the Republican Party.. She does not represent us.”

Within one week 100,000 women responded with their own impassioned stories and statements about why Sarah Palin should not be Vice President.

“Fury and dread…”  One word:  

WAH

Dear gods the whinging.  It positively boggles the mind the hatred this woman engenders in the average liberal woman.

Listen up, sweeties…just because SHE has a vagina, and YOU have a vagina, does not automatically mean SISTERSSSS (eeee!!!), with slumber parties, pillow fights, and doing each others’ hair.  I swear to xst, it’s like you’ve all turned into guys and it’s the women’s lib movement all over again.  OMGWTFFRILLYAPRON she’s broken out of the niche into which we expect her to stay, she’s an embarrassment to all women everywhere, aieeee!!!!1!

Get a GRIP on yourselves, ladies.  She’s not the first CONSERVATIVE to be pro-life (imagine that), you just think she’s betraying everyone with tits because she IS.  HELLLEAUX!!  That whole anti-abortion thing is kind of one of the cornerstones of the Republican party, you might even call it a major goddamned 2×4 in the platform of their idealogy.  So what’s with all the freaking out when a Republican candidate is indeed anti-abortion?

Just because she has girl-parts she should automatically think as you do re: baby removal?  Bah.  *I* have girl-parts, and I think whatever an INDIVIDUAL wants to do with their body is pretty fuckin’ much up to them.  

Like Michele said this morning, you chose your candidate for whatever reason is important to you.  (Hopefully there’s more than just the ONE reason.)  It’d just be nice to see a little rationality from these feeling-oh-so-betrayed femmes on the subject of Sarah Palin.

This is easily the dumbest thing I’ve read in the past…hour.

This point is so hard to explain to right-wing work friends. Taxation *with* representation will always be wealth redistribution.

~Some Fuckstupid Twitter User

Just WOW.  I’m seriously starting to believe a percentage of the populace is severely brain damaged.  

Taxation WITH representation means WE get to say what is done with the money, via our “hirelings,” those assbags we send to Washington.  Where we are failing, as employers, is in keeping those pricks in line, preventing them from doing what THEY want with the cash, and instead making them do what WE want.  That’s how this shit is supposed to work, people.

Instead most of us are complacent.  Elect the person that talks the best game, then let them go to DC and do whatever the fuck they want.  And then treat them like they’re the boss.  They’re in government so they must be in charge, right?

WRONG

Calling taxation “wealth redistribution” is simply your way, Mister Fuckstupid Twitter User, of rationalizing the stated intentions of your candidate, to make them a bit more palatable.  Oh, we’re already paying taxes, what’s a little more?  Besides, it won’t be US paying, it’ll be teh Evul Rich Corporations.  Idiot.

As much as I dread The Messiah’s Ascension, a perverse part of me looks forward to sitting back and watching the ensuing carnage, and laughing my entire ass off when these very same proponents start howling for his blood because he’s taxing THEM.  Or, you know, not making with the handouts fast enough.

“Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… mass hysteria!”

~Dr. Peter Venkman

There’s no other explanation for anyone from Hollywood making statements like this:

In a room full of television industry executives, no one seemed inclined to defend MSNBC on Monday for what some were calling its lopsidedly liberal coverage of the presidential election.

The cable news channel is “completely out of control,” said writer-producer Linda Bloodworth-Thomason, a self-proclaimed liberal Democrat.

She added that she would prefer a lunch date with right-leaning Fox News star Sean Hannity over left-leaning MSNBC star Keith Olbermann.

Well, yeah.  Olby would get spittle…possibly even chunks of lung…all up in your salad niçoise.

Ugh, I have Election Malaise so hard that even chocolate and the shooting range are having a very hard time perking me up.  I was watering the veg garden yesterday…a typically CALMING experience…and just started ranting at the Husband (and the veg) about the Obamatrons and how they all secretly WANT a fucking handout, they WANT to be taken care of by the government, and this is why they will turn out in droves to vote for his socialist ass.

Yes, I’m going to continue to call him “socialist” even though he has (thusfar) not actually said anything (on tape) about nationalizing industry.

Well, any further than the fuckboats currently in office have ALREADY done. 

Did any of my four readers watch SNL last weekend?  Ha, neither did we.  In flipping through channels looking for That 70s Show reruns we did stop there for about five minutes and caught the end of the Obama Variety Hour sketch, and I have but one question:  did they truly think that was insightful political satire?  Because it instead came across as an affectionate ass-lathing perpetrated by partisan hacks with a leftward bent that would make Ron Jeremy green with envy.

No, they don’t have to be fair about their lampooning, they’re a private concern after all, but just think of the material they’re missing out on.  And Fred Armisen SO PERFECT in the jug-ear makeup.

Xst, I should never rant pre-coffee.  Someone cheer me up, STAT!

Fridays are usually busy around here, and the cumulative shit-sandwich of the preceding week cries out to be washed down with alcohol, so I think we’ll make Friday Link Dump Day.  Here’s some shit I’ve noticed today, but have no time to expound upon:

Whoever taped these flyers to mailboxes in Wausau, Wisconsin needs their gonads sheared off.  I said it before and I’ll say it again, I have never seen such racism as I’ve seen in this fucking joke of an election.  Fuck all y’all, as we say back home.

“They Both Suck ‘08″ signs in Jacksonville.  It’s a pity they couldn’t have spent a few bucks for some colored markers.  Oh wait, does saying the word “colored” make me a racist??? 

I dare you to read this without a few tears leaking out.  I hate and despise the general populace…passengers on airplanes doubly so…but you have to appreciate humanity sometimes.

And finally, the stupid bitch we all thought was lying her ass off yesterday, was indeed lying her ass off.  Actually, this one has me quite infuriated, I might actually come back to this.  In the meantime, heap your scorn thereon.