• Meanwhile, the president of Mexico recently blasted Arizonans from the White House Rose Garden, no less, apparently counting on the president of the United States to go along with this demonization of one of his own states.
• But then she goes on to explicitly include workers who are not documented and to promise them confidentiality, i.e., de facto federal protection for their illegality: “Every worker has a right to be paid fairly, whether documented or not.”
• Each voter was given six votes, and the explicit hope was that Hispanics would give all their votes to Hispanic candidates, voting on the basis of race rather than policy.
• Instead, this administration promises to “kick ass” and put a “boot on their necks” until BP coughs up, say, $20 billion in reparations.
• Instead of putting a moratorium on the sort of deep-drilling procedure and pipe fittings that BP used, the Obama administration simply issued a blanket ban on all offshore drilling — as if the real intent was not to allow the crisis of an oil spill to go to waste in the larger environmental effort to reduce carbon emissions.

If your lip is not already curling, your fists not clenching, then you need to wake the fuck up.

“One of the most disturbing things about the Republican Party over the last couple of decades is that just they don’t believe in science any more. And that is not an approach that is likely to generate any kind of creative thinking,” Dean said.

Well of course they don’t believe in science…you pussified liberals have completely excised the teaching of it from schools.  Ipso facto, dipshit.

The level of hysteria Sarah Palin is capable of generating still makes me LOL.  It just slays me that those who have their frilly pinks in a bunch over Palin writing speech notes on her hand are the same who don’t mind their dear leader’s seeming inability to memorize his own speeches.

The parallel that can be drawn between liberal and conservative spending habits is just a delicious bonus.

Click here to view the embedded video.

Funny how a grown-up man – much less an alleged professional journalist – hasn’t the capability to be embarrassed by the drivel coming out of his piehole.

(Via this guy.)

The fact that this son of a whore didn’t pay for that bullshit himself tells you everything you need to know about him.*

*To the inevitable comment from the Faithful:  Yes, I realize other Presidents have probably done similar…but not after bleating so very publicly that “we’re all going to have to make some sacrifices.”  Fucking hypocrite can officially blow it out his ass.

Thanks so much for continuing to confirm that when you say, “We all have to sacrifice,” what you really mean is, “YOU all have to sacrifice.  Me, I’m having custom fucking pizza, bitches.”  

Look, I realize you fucking amateurs are totally new to this game, so here’s a free hint:  If you’re going to indulge in conspicuous consumption then maybe you’d better shut the entire fuck up about everyone else’s.

As MLG says, “You want skin in the game?  You can have the skin of my fucking nutsack.”

Love,
People Who Hate You More and More Each Day

Annnnyway, I’m also glad to have someone else view the videos that I Just Won’t Watch, like this knob-slobbing abasement, A “Presidential Pledge” to President Barack Obama.

Just the title causes reverse peristalsis, so you can imagine what an actual viewing does, but reading the article and the comments kind of crystallized for me the WHY of the lower-intestine infection that is Hollywood, as I commented over there:

Sometimes I spend a nanosecond or two wondering how these self-involved genetic lottery-winners come by their leftward leanings, and I think I’ve figured it out… For the ones capable of actual thought processes, ie. the bosses, conflict on a national level cuts down on the disposable cash of the average American, ergo less movie-viewing, DVD-buying. And we can’t have that. For the ones less acquainted with cogitation, ie. the pretty ones, it’s more of a herd/survival instinct. Soooo much easier – and success-making! – to parrot the “party” line than actually spend valuable spa-time pondering the issues and formulating their own opinion. Besides, that might make WRINKLES!!!

There.  Mystery solved.

Pam posted something that at first blush, literally made me see red, caused my blood pressure to spike, gave me tunnel vision, sent tingles of anger and hatred up my scalp, and took away my power of speech.  See it here.

After my first explosive reaction, I started to rant to Hazel.  While I was ranting I realized something: the same Constitution that allows these sycophantic idiots to do what they have done is the same one that I do NOT wish to have an amendment attached to forbidding burning or desecration of the Flag.

Freedom of speech.

The single most powerful and important right enumerated by the Bill of Rights.

That these idiots can actually not see the irony involved in plastering 44’s name and picture on the symbol of our country, the same flag that has been burned and pissed on by protesters who are strangely allowed to continue breathing because the United States doesn’t shoot protesters, is not lost on ME, however.  These sub-literate mouth breathers seem to think that the United States hasn’t done anything for them.  They don’t understand that just by being here, they are given a chance that no other subject or citizen of any other country is given.  They have given over their sense to a cult of personality led by an empty suit.  They have false expectations that will not be met, sad little Liberal agendas that will not unfold according to plan, and oddly enough, no idea that the rest of world ISN’T suddenly going to love us all and put down arms.  But they have the right to be that stupid.

As for agendas, mine has become simplified greatly: protect my family from the vandals-including the ones that run our school systems who are trying to brainwash our kids, call these people out publicly on their idiocy at every opportunity, make sure I only give my dollars to politicians or companies who have the same sensibilities I do, and to await the day when the first crack in the ice appears.

They are already putting 44’s face on our flag; how much longer until they put it on giant banners hanging from government buildings?  And when they start, I’m pretty sure us bitter clingers will have something to say about it.

Meanwhile, if anyone can figure out who printed those flags, please let me know so we can hold THEM up ridicule.

Rangel is the sleazebag currently under investigation for ethics violations, and is also the moron who keeps reintroducing mandatory draft legislation.  Now, I grant you, this source article is definitely written with a slant, but regardless, Rangel’s contempt for his constituency – and anyone who would voluntarily join the military – shines right on through.

A decorated Korean War veteran and a member of the Out of Iraq Caucus, Rangel argues that the burden of fighting wars falls disproportionately on low-income people and that cost should be borne more broadly.

That’s right, only poor people join the military.  And only then because they Have No Other Choice.  No one actually WANTS to join, to help defend their country, and learn a job they can take to the private sector – at a profit, thankyew – some time down the road.  

But Rangel told The Hill that he recently heard talk about rewarding mandatory service with two years of college credit.

“That doesn’t make sense,” he said. “People shouldn’t have to join the military to get an education.”

Ew, of course not.  Much better to matriculate in an environment where discipline and honor are concepts worthy of contempt, and where patriotism is debunked for the ignorant-populace controlling tool that it really is.  Pride in your country is such a bourgeois concept.

So, let’s institute a draft, because when rich people have to send their kids off to war, there will be no more wars!

If a draft had been in place in 2002 when members were making the decision on whether to support the war in Iraq, Rangel has said, Congress never would have approved the war resolution, because the pressure from constituents would have been too great.

No, CHAS, there will always be patriots, and their blood sacrifice will always be what keeps puling ingrates like yourself free from opression, be it foreign or domestic.

Reading the news this morning has my blood pressure up, and that little vein in my temple throbbing, so in sheer self defense, I hereby create Kick in the Ass Day.  It seems like the kind of thing you might have once a year, but nooooo, I think we need to have it once a week instead, seeing as how there are So Very Many people who are So Very Deserving of a kick in the ass.  Ergo, every Wednesday hereforth is Kick in the Ass Day.  Here, I’ll start:

1. French President Nicolas Sarkozy, a man I would not trust to find his own dick without a GPS fix:  ”…went so far as to say, revoltingly, that Israel had hurt the cause of peace in the Mideast by sending ground troops into Gaza.”
2. Egyptian President Mubarak, a man who knows neither jack nor shit about ‘humanitarianism:’  ”…called the humanitarian crisis in Gaza “intolerable,” and demanded an immediate ceasefire and the opening of a humanitarian corridor into Gaza.  Mr. Mubarak blamed the deteriorating situation in Gaza on Israel’s military operations and said it is leading to an increase in tensions and instability in the Mideast.”
3. Annie Lennox, singer and drooling moron:  ”A few days after Christmas I came downstairs, put the television on and saw smoke pyres emanating from buildings and it shook me to the core. I was thinking, as a mother and as a human being, how was this going to be a solution to peace? It’s a question of human rights, human values that goes beyond Jewish, Muslim, nothing to do with any of that. There has to be a place ultimately where people come to the table”. “

With the exception of the dancing monkey there in the #3 slot, these people, one can assume, are reasonably intelligent to rise to the top leadership position in their respective countries – or at least cunning as fuck – so how does one explain their apparent position that it’s hunky dory for the terrorists to lob over 3000 missiles (in 2008) at Israeli civilians, but it’s not so peachy keen for the IDF to wade in and kick some fucking ass to make it stop?   That’s not logic, that’s self-fucking-delusion.  

Congratulations to all the honorees in the First Weekly Kick in the Ass Day.  You may download the following image and display it proudly on your MySpace page, Facebook profile, and/or personal scrapbook.

And let that be a lesson to you.