Posts Tagged ‘Palin Derangement Syndrome’

Caribou Barbie*

By Liberty Girl  ·  October 22nd, 2008   

Well, this latest evil perpetrated by The Demon Sarah Palin is truly epic in its maleficience…

Financial records show that the Republican National Committee appears to have spent more than 150,000 dollars on clothes for vice presidential pick Sarah Palin, Politico reported.

The Republicans’ main campaign and fundraising organ spent tens of thousands at high-end stores, such as Saks Fifth Avenue in St. Louis and New York (49,425 dollars) and Neiman Marcus in Minneapolis (75,062 dollars), the Politico website said.

The RNC also spent 4,716 dollars on hair and makeup through September, Politico said.

You must be kidding me.  The RNC spent actual money on a candidate and her family in order to make them look good for television appearances?  Of all the nerve.

I bet they don’t ask Joey B. how much his suits cost.  Or The Messiah, nossir, we don’t think for a moment that he’s using campaign money to buy some new threads.

This is easily the dumbest whinge about Palin I’ve heard in the last, oh, five minutes or so.  And, as much as I hate to drag this out, it’s fucking sexist.  As above, no one is asking McCain and the others how much they’re spending on suits and, yes, makeup and hair.  Just the chick gets that inquiry.  

It’s not a double-standard, it’s a Möbius strip standard.  These people no longer know which way is up, and surely don’t care as long as it allows them to take yet another cheap shot at Palin.

*One of the few things from the Leftards that’s actually funny.

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Palin-mania

By Liberty Girl  ·  October 15th, 2008   

I confess I don’t quite understand the depth of vitriol displayed by those suffering from Palin Derangement Syndrome.  The malice with which Sarah Palin is attacked is breathtaking in its scope…these C U Next Tuesday shirts are a prime example.  

Does anyone remember…did Geraldine Ferraro have to put up with this bullshit?  I recall she and her running mate Mondale labeled as “Fritz and Tits,” but always behind upraised palm, and never above a snickering whisper.  Besides, everyone loves a rhyme.

Did anyone call Hillary a cunt while she was on the campaign trail?  Unlikely, says I, lest ye be added to the body count.   (Plus I think she has a <airquotes>laser</airquotes> where her left eye should be.  Someone needs to check on that.)

What makes Palin more special than these two cankle-bearers, her predecessors in the jungle-carving way to the Big Chair?  

I wish I knew.  I go to work every day and bear witness to my employer’s increasingly vitriolic rants, all seemingly spurred on by Palin’s actual existence on this planet.  Is it because she’s cute?  Unapologetic about said cuteness?  Young yet conservative, when today’s fashionable youth are decidedly left-leaning?    

I support Palin, by the way, solely because she is NOT an old white man.  Some might say the same case could be made for Obama.  But that would only make me sock you in your eye.

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