Oh MAH gad.  How can anyone ever THINK of having something as déclassé as a CHICKEN right in their very BACK YARD??

Dear Pseudo-Elitist Fucktard:

(I call you a “pseudo” elitist  because if you were truly elitist you wouldn’t be blogging for a living, eh?)  You pathetic, whingy infants make me ill, with your dirt-shall-never-touch-this-manicure sensibilities.  Just how do you suppose you reached your current ivory tower-esque height, little man….by springing forth from the forehead of a convenient deity?  No, your foregoers tilled the land, husbandried the animals, GREW THEIR OWN FUCKING FOOD.  

And they did it all, somehow, without being sneering, contemptuous asstards.  I’m sure they’re looking down on you from Valhalla right now, wondering why your parents failed to raise you with anything resembling respect for those who work so hard to provide everything you snap up weekly at your local Whole Foods.  Think all that just falls out of a gigantic horn of plenty, do you?  

Having chickens in the yard does not automatically mean “poor,” nor does it mean “survivalist nutbar.”  I would have chickens in a heartbeat if our lot size was large enough to meet the local livestock codes, because fresh eggs ROCK, you nard.  And – I know this is going to be a difficult concept for you to grasp – things you’ve grown yourself (seeds you’ve started, plants you’ve tended, fruits you’ve harvested, livestock you’ve nurtured) JUST TASTE BETTER.  It is partly because the results are “fresh off the vine,” and partly the intense satisfaction of having bygod done it yourself. 

But I can see how the latter would be a completely alien concept for you, seeing as how it requires getting all DIRTY and stuff.  

Signed With Hooting Derision,
Liberty Girl

I so don’t have time for this today…

Tam posted on this guy’s whinge that smoking should be Federally Banned^TM.  The guy replied in her comments with the typical liberal “I am a Victim, Hear Me Roar” bullshit.  This is my favorite:

There are thousands of federal laws that protect the public from daily hazards of living.

Let’s just grok that for a moment, shall we?  

Number one, he says that like it’s a good thing, instead of utterly fall-down laughable.

Number two, “protect the public from the daily hazards of living”??   That’s just an eye-wateringly stupid statement right there.  Are there T-Rexes on the loose?  No?  Sabretoothed tigers invading your swimming pools?  No?  Not even small irritated weasels gnawing at your doorjambs?

Unfortunately, we have reached a point where most people just cannot conceive of living without the Government’s help and supervision.  Self-reliance to them means carrying the trash to the curb, so Government services can whisk it away to La-La Land.  What happens before and after that is not really their concern, and they like it that way.

I just have one question, and it may as well just be rhetorical for all the intelligent response it will generate:  

Do you enjoy being a victim?

Oh, I’m sure you don’t feel like you’re a victim.  You probably feel nice and swaddled, like a cherished baby, secure in the protection of Grampa Government’s embrace.  You’re happy having the Hard Decisions made for you, by people whose main qualifications seem to be their ability to spend other people’s money in the most wasteful fashion possible.  

Well, the rest of us feel like actual Adults, son, and we’re getting pretty fucking sick and tired of Grampa Government’s attempts to stick us in Depends.

I could have sworn I wrote a scathing diatribe against this nobody actor who made the case over at the SnuffBlo that those of us who did not fall into line and vote for Dear Leader are fucking nuts or something.  Ah well, apparently I had more important things to do…like change the cat box, mop the kitchen floor, and/or sort our junkmail into color-coded/point-of-origin/cross-referenced-by-industry stacks.

Anyway, I’m reminded of his particular brand of crazy this morning whilst reading about another actor (probably best known for portraying the Sicilian in The Princess Bride)  who moans that President Dubya has just COMPLETELY RUINED his beauty sleep and ability to write.  

Please, allow me to answer the charges.  

I’m sorry, small hairless man, that you’re incapable of separating world events from your personal life, but I think laying the blame at the feet of a world leader is a little, hm…presumptuous on your part.  Maybe you just suck as a writer, have you thought of that?  Maybe you’re ever destined to be a Trivial Pursuit question, a “Hey, It’s That Guy,” or the answer to “the person most likely to have a drink accidentally set on their head at a party” question in Final Jeopardy.  

We can’t all be David Mamet, Wally.  Just let it go.

Oh goody, my first comment troll!

Grow the fuck up? Well, for one, that was very mature. Pitch that to McCains campaign. The reason why some people want to vote for Obama is because we do not agree with the policies of George Bush or John McCain. Before the debates, McCain was a war monger. He will do anything it takes and stay as long as he wants in Iraq because we can’t lose! OH NO! losing….. how can a country LOSE a war on TERRORISM?? It is a global issue and even if Iraq was magically turned into a working democratic state, we still would not have won against terrorism all-together. McCain just does not want to admit that the war is getting us NOWHERE. Also, on abortion, McCain wants to be able to tell me what to do with my baby and my body if I were to get pregnant. That is none of his business. What if someone is raped? McCain wants that person to carry their baby to term. This is not the kind of thinking that is going to help our country at all. These are just 2 of the many reasons that I cannot vote for John McCain. However, I bet no one will ever read this.. it will most likely get deleted. And if it does, you are just closing your minds to different possibilities.

Stephanie   21 October 2008 at 11am

And my response…

No, sweetie, we are not in the habit of deleting dissenting comments, leave that to your lefty buddies.

Now, look up at the top of the page, read the title again. Yes, it says LIBERTY GIRL. LIBERTIES are what rule here, not Party A’s platform, and not Party B’s platform.

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