Today, and every Wednesday – well, at least until I lose interest – we honor those, um…people, yeah, who sincerely and humfeltly deserve a kick in the ass.  Through word or deed, they’ve distinguished themselves from The Herd in ways selfish, idiotic, and/or otherwise jam-packed with FAIL.  

Herein are today’s honorees, and, as always, no wagering:

1. The fucktards in charge of releasing terrorists from Gitmo, so they can charge right back out into the sandpit and resume shooting at our servicefolk.  Genuinely brilliant move there, people.  *insert slow, sarcastic clapping* Here’s a thought, fellas…when you catch the guys in the first place, why not just shoot them while they try to “escape.”  Seriously, easiest thing in the world to arrange – any podunk, backwoods sheriff can show you how.
2. This son of a whore who sold his 14 year old daughter to an 18 year old cockbiter for, and I fucking quote:  ”…$16,000…160 cases of beer, 100 cases of soda, 50 cases of Gatorade, two cases of wine, and six cases of meat…”  Look, Paco, that might be how things work back in the home country, but presumably you’ve come to Amereeeca to fucking better yourself and your family – that USED to be the goddamned reason, anyway – so how about eschewing some of the more Neolithic of your cultural baggage, eh?  
3. It seems The Messiah is inexorably drawn to kindred souls in his cabinet nominations, as evidenced by the apparent taxation and immigration indiscretions of treasury secretary nominee Tim Geithner.  Sleaze calls to sleaze, after all.

Congratulations to all the honorees in the Second Weekly Kick in the Ass Day.  You may download the following image and display it proudly on your MySpace page, Facebook profile, and/or personal scrapbook.

And a hearty Kick in the Ass to you all.

Well, it’s multimedia day apparently.  Pls to enjoy some Bob Hope:

That’s “zombies,” not Zombys.  Know the difference.

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One of my favorite sites, though kind of quiet lately, has the Veteran’s Day post to end all Veteran’s Day posts.

Regardless of how these governments came to power, via whatever form of cultural evolution or chicanery, divine right or logical thought, they all failed for one simple reason:

They broke faith with their populations.

They stopped listening to the people who had entrusted them with power. These governments failed to notice that they were no longer giving to their populations protections from predation, stability of commerce, or even an orderly progression of events that allowed them, the people, to raise their families without fear.

And now it is happening again.

Read, as they say, the entire thing.

You may have already read this…

And I detest you, and hold you in the deepest contempt. I resent having to breathe the same air as you. You and I are not brothers, friends, or countrymen – in fact, you’re not even the same species as me, you subhuman oxygen thieves. I wonder why there isn’t a bounty on you, but probably because to pay what you are worth wouldn’t cover the cost of the bullet it would take to put you out of respectable people’s misery, you immoral filth. If you were on fire, I would step around you rather than waste the time to piss on you and put it out, and I’d charge your relatives for the disposal of your body, as well as fine your estate because your screams of pain were noise pollution.

…but I think you’ll agree, it’s worth reading again.

Via Misha