No, no, no, no, NO.

The Florida Senate has passed a measure that toughens the state’s seat belt law.

The Senate voted 33-4 Tuesday to pass the Dori Slosberg and Katie Marchetti Safety Belt Law named in the memory of two young women killed in accidents while not wearing seat belts.

It has been my contention since I was a teenager (ergo possessing of a barely-functional forebrain) that the government has zero say in a person’s method of self-destruction, and in 20+ years of driving (and a few car accidents, some my fault and some not), that stance hasn’t changed one bit.  If people are not capable of connecting the lack of a seatbelt to near-certain death in an automobile accident, then no one, least of all the sodding GOVERNMENT, has a say in that.  

At the risk of dispelling the fuzzy-bunny illusions of some, we are not doing our species any favors by working so very hard to preserve those incapable of preserving themselves.  

But we have higher brain functions!  We’re not animals!  Every human life is PRECIOUSSSSS!!!!

Yeah?  And how’s that working out for us, eh?

Hey cockbiters…put me on your list, mmkay?  Right there at the top.  Because I am not just Anti-Obama, I am also Anti-Fucktard, and you fellas are all fucktarded up.

(Via AoS)

It isn’t law yet, but I swear to fuck, just reading about the Fucktard-in-Chief’s Hitler Youth ambitions is enough to make me run out and join the nearest militia.  

But therein lies a huge problem:  I am, to say the least, a rugged individualist, as is MLG.  Neither of us can see subjugating ourselves to anyone, much less the kind of folks a militia tends to attract.  I’m not going to bend my knee when anyone says so, not for any god, not for any idealogy.

Oh isn’t this just the DEAREST THING EVAR:

End war, forever. Make the planet greener. Please help my dad find work. Make it rain candy!

Thousands of kids detailed their hopes and expectations for President Obama in letters and drawings as part of a “Dear Mr. President” project, with 150 chosen for publication in a free e-book being released today, on Presidents Day.

And the next generation of liberal wussies is well on their way.

We told Liberty Son and Liberty Daughter that the Messiah had just indebted them into their dotage, and I swear, if the bastard could see the resulting look in LD’s eye, he’d immediately pack up his black widow wife, spawn, and exeunt the country for more hospitable climes.  Belgium might be nice.  LD is SCARY when she’s pissed.  And baby, she is PISSED.

You’re fucking morons.

I would dearly love to sit down and parse through this bullshit with a fine-toothed hand grenade…

512 Obama Voters 11/13/08-11/15/08 MOE +/- 4.4 points

97.1% High School Graduate or higher, 55% College Graduates

Results to 12 simple Multiple Choice Questions

57.4% could NOT correctly say which party controls congress (50/50 shot just by guessing)

81.8% could NOT correctly say Joe Biden quit a previous campaign because of plagiarism (25% chance by guessing)

82.6% could NOT correctly say that Barack Obama won his first election by getting opponents kicked off the ballot (25% chance by guessing)

88.4% could NOT correctly say that Obama said his policies would likely bankrupt the coal industry and make energy rates skyrocket (25% chance by guessing)

56.1% could NOT correctly say Obama started his political career at the home of two former members of the Weather Underground (25% chance by guessing).

And yet…..

Only 13.7% failed to identify Sarah Palin as the person on which their party spent $150,000 in clothes

Only 6.2% failed to identify Palin as the one with a pregnant teenage daughter

And 86.9 % thought that Palin said that she could see Russia from her “house,” even though that was Tina Fey who said that!!

Only 2.4% got at least 11 correct.

Only .5% got all of them correct. (And we “gave” one answer that was technically not Palin, but actually Tina Fey)

…but I’ve got kids to pick up from school, new eyeglasses to buy for the 11 year old, and the 8 year old’s soccer practice to attend.  

The mind, she boggles.

Sooo, you might have noticed I’ve changed my tagline.  Yeah, I’m not going to be so graceful as all the others about this.  Oh there will still be “Happy Fun Anger” but there’s going to be a lot more “Fuck Obama,” so hold on to your knickers.

If there’s one thing we proto-conservatives should take away from this experience, it is a very healthy hatred for the traditional media outlets and their blatant left-wing pandering.  I’m sorry, NY Times…did you say it was raining outside?  Well, let me just go check because I no longer believe anything your corrupt partisan ass has to say.  

For you who actually voted for the Empty Suit, I do recall the sense of hope a younger candidate can bring, I did after all vote for Bill Clinton.  Then he slapped together an unrealistic health care package as a sop to campaign promises (which was promptly defeated), and retired to the Oval Office for knobbers from the staff.  I’m not saying younger candidates are necessarily worse, I’m saying their track record is somewhat against them.  *coff*Kennedy*coff* 

It would have helped had the [R] party not nominated a man pretty much universally politically despised, by actual Republicans and RINOs alike.  It is my personal theory that the RNC had already decided there was no way in Hades they were winning this election, regardless of who they fielded, and it was McCain’s turn anyway.  So, despite the enormous expenditure of cash, it was all for show.   Bread and Circuses was already on the menu.

I would ask Obama voters why they voted (I have my own theory), but I don’t think I could restrain myself from punching them dead in the face before they could answer.  

At any rate the next four years of the Jughead and Gaffe-boy Sshow should provide arseloads of blog material.  That’s something, I suppose.

According to The Messiah if we don’t bend that knee to the government, and let IT decide who is the neediest, then that’s exactly what we are.  

“The point is, though, that — and it’s not just charity, it’s not just that I want to help the middle class and working people who are trying to get in the middle class — it’s that when we actually make sure that everybody’s got a shot – when young people can all go to college, when everybody’s got decent health care, when everybody’s got a little more money at the end of the month – then guess what? Everybody starts spending that money, they decide maybe I can afford a new car, maybe I can afford a computer for my child. They can buy the products and services that businesses are selling and everybody is better off. All boats rise. That’s what happened in the 1990s, that’s what we need to restore. And that’s what I’m gonna do as president of the United States of America.

“John McCain and Sarah Palin they call this socialistic,” Obama continued. “You know I don’t know when, when they decided they wanted to make a virtue out of selfishness.”

You know, in my 20+ voting years, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a politician treat his constituency with this much contempt.  Sure we talk about them all being dishonest cash-grabbers, but you gotta give this boy credit, he’s making his intentions VERY CLEAR from the outset, and yet still has actual followers.  

All you who vote for him…I’m telling you right now that this is on you.  For every liberty this lifelong-government-teat-suckler steps on, I am holding YOU personally responsible.  

Just letting you know.

I love articles like this, big, long, chewy things.  The writer takes time to introduce you to both the atmosphere and the subject, and does it in a bloody goddamned IMPARTIAL fashion somehow.  But while it is interesting indeed to read about Limbaugh’s “Southern Command,” his performance art, even his wardrobe, this right here is the money shot:

The liberal media see this Obama candidacy as historic because race is a big deal to them. They think this country committed Original Sin. I actually believe that most of their support for Obama is that they are creaming in their jeans about the historical nature of the campaign. They want to be a part of it.They want to make it happen. They want a stake in it. They want to be able to say they did it if Obama wins.’

Nailed it.  On the nosey.  I’ve watched friends, previous friends, and total strangers both go absolutely apeshit over this poser, this non-entity, this “empty suit”, with increasing dismay and utter confusion.  Can they be truly so excited about increased taxation?  Or is it the thought of “sharing the wealth” that makes their jeans a little tighter?

No, as much as it pains me to say it, Limbaugh has it absolutely right…it’s the weight and heft of history that sings to many of them.  America committed a sin by starting causing participating in slavery, and…since we won’t apologize in some financial fashion…we must atone by electing a black mulatto President.  And the excitement of being part of such a thing…SWOON.  

Hey kids, I used my finger to make an utterly unqualified radical with light brown skin our nation’s leader, aren’t I the shiznit??

Um no, Dad, you’re not.  Thanks to you, and all your bamboozled counterparts, I now have to do mandatory unpaid community service and will only take home about 40% of my paycheck from my actual paying job.  I can go ask for a handout any time though, so even though I have zero self-respect, and no pride whatsoever, I know I’ll always have someone there to wipe my ass.

A McCain/Palin t-shirt-wearing 7th grader at a Florida elementary school has been deemed “racist” by her classmates.

“Some of the students were calling me racist because I was Caucasian,” she said. “I wanted the Caucasian man to win. And I told them that’s not true. It’s my freedom of speech, it’s my opinion.”

It is this sort of bullshit that makes me want to run around smacking people in the face.  Preferrably with scrap pieces of lumber.

If the Democratic candidate for president loses this election it will be for any number of things…yes, because he’s black will be a good enough reason for some people.  Questions about his religion will work for others.  His socialist ties and agenda will be quite sufficient for plenty more.

Regardless of the actual reasons, the insistence that it must have something to do with the quantity of melanin in his epidermis will endure, and every person who asks the question will do their part to ensure racism lives on in this country.

Me, I’ll be toting my 2×4…just HOPING someone will ask it of me.

This isn’t complicated…

Plumber to Obama: “Your new tax plan is going to tax me more. Isn’t it?”

Obama: “It’s not that I want to punish your success, I just want to make sure that everybody that is behind you, that they have a chance for success too. I think that when you spread the wealth around, it’s good for everybody.”

Look, I have no love for McCain, but how can you possibly justify voting for this Obama assclown?   Do you all just think he’s not possibly talking about YOUR money?  Surely it’s only the corporate CEOs who are going to get the Boot of Redistribution shoved up their cornholes, not Joe Plumber!  

Listen, I’m all about the fair…  (No, not that place with the cotton candy, decrepit ferris wheel, and dentally-challenged inbreds.  I mean equitable…just…sans bias.)  So when a Has a Whole Lot declares he’s going to take money from the Has Significantly Less and give it to the Has Very Little, well that just sets off my Not Fair Alarm.  

Charity begins at home, Barry.  Let’s see your profits from that ghostwritten piece of dreck donated directly to an aid organization.  We’ll even let you choose which one.  C’mon, impress me.

I suppose what bugs me the most about this pseudo-socialism bullshit is it rewards the weak and stupid for being weak and stupid.  For every one person who needs legitimate assistance there are even more who are milking the system for a “paycheck.”  If I wanted to be supporting dependents who weren’t actually issue of my loins, I’d have a fucking plantation.  

Obama is just another form of slaver, people, for all the color of his skin isn’t the usual shade.  All that’s left is for you to decide your own selling price.

Update:  The ever-entertaining Rachel Lucas is on this one as well.  And Joan of Arggh, getting all sassy with the font sizes.  And this chick, too!