Come on, we all knew they believed it.  They’re just now getting around to talking about it.

Funny how a grown-up man – much less an alleged professional journalist – hasn’t the capability to be embarrassed by the drivel coming out of his piehole.

(Via this guy.)

Via Speak, Dog! Speak! we have another honoree for the Disgraceful Hypocrite List, Ms. Gillian Anderson:

A source close to the 40-year-old star revealed to Britain’s Daily Express newspaper: “Gillian has enjoyed living in London in recent years but made it clear she’d consider moving back to the US if Obama won. 

“Now that Obama’s heading for the White House, she feels she could bring up her children in the kind of America she wants them to experience, rather than a country run by current President George Bush.”

Don’t you all just hate how Dubya has come to your homes and personally turned your children into jack-booted, M-16 waving, GOP party-line spouting thugs?  Xst, I really HATE IT when a President does that.  It’s just rude.

Seriously…Hollywood?  ENTERTAIN ME, then shut the entire fuck up.

Well, I see they’re all just lining up to get on my Disgraceful Hypocrite List.

…we found out what Nikki Reed’s wardrobe will be when she heads off to Europe on Monday to promote “Twilight.”

“It’s been difficult being an actress and going to other countries and representing your country and just being embarrassed, embarrassed all the time,” the 20-year-old said in regards to her not-so stimulated American Pride prior to Obama’s election. “But now I’m leaving for Europe on Monday to do press for “Twilight” and I’m wearing a big Obama sticker on my back.”

Good for you, honey!  You’re not only the proud owner of the #3 slot on the DH list, but you also have abysmal fashion sense!  We’ll check in with you in about 15 years when you’ve had a chance to live, grow, and have your head extracted from your ass.

We all have our Lists.  For instance, I have a I Will Pop You In The Face Eventually List.  The bowling-ball headed, courageous-only-when-drunk husband of our next-door neighbor is right there at the top most days.  Other days it is whatever cell-phone-wielding cow is weaving all over the road in front of me in an impossible-to-see-around minivan.  I’m sure Dogette has at least ONE list, which surely has the Pole People atop it.  Joan HAS to have a list, populated no doubt by RINOs, Republicans and other Utter Failures.

Today I find myself in need of a new List, and I shall call it The Disgraceful Hypocrite List.  Ms. Julianne Malveaux, a “writer” with the Philly Trib, has the honor of the second spot on the DH list, the first belonging to the shouldn’t-be-allowed-to-speak-in-public Michelle Obama, for her proclamation early on in the election that she was only just then proud to be an American. 

Translation: your country sucks until it does something for you.  

Ms. Malveaux further recieves the Derivative Asshole Asterisk affixed next to her List entry for being a big stupid copycat of the aforementioned first place holder’s previously published idiocy.  Not only is she derivative, folks…she’s SLOW. 

Let’s all give our new List honorees a big round of applause.

(Via Cassy Fiano)