Posts Tagged ‘you’re on my List’

If You’re Not Pissed Off…

By Liberty Girl  ·  June 30th, 2010   

…then you’re not paying attention.   Choice nuggets:

  • Meanwhile, the president of Mexico recently blasted Arizonans from the White House Rose Garden, no less, apparently counting on the president of the United States to go along with this demonization of one of his own states.
  • But then she goes on to explicitly include workers who are not documented and to promise them confidentiality, i.e., de facto federal protection for their illegality: “Every worker has a right to be paid fairly, whether documented or not.”
  • Each voter was given six votes, and the explicit hope was that Hispanics would give all their votes to Hispanic candidates, voting on the basis of race rather than policy.
  • Instead, this administration promises to “kick ass” and put a “boot on their necks” until BP coughs up, say, $20 billion in reparations.
  • Instead of putting a moratorium on the sort of deep-drilling procedure and pipe fittings that BP used, the Obama administration simply issued a blanket ban on all offshore drilling — as if the real intent was not to allow the crisis of an oil spill to go to waste in the larger environmental effort to reduce carbon emissions.

If your lip is not already curling, your fists not clenching, then you need to wake the fuck up.

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Yawn

By Liberty Girl  ·  June 10th, 2009   

Come on, we all knew they believed it.  They’re just now getting around to talking about it.

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Funny how a grown-up man – much less an alleged professional journalist – hasn’t the capability to be embarrassed by the drivel coming out of his piehole.

(Via this guy.)

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Disgraceful Hypocrite #4

By Liberty Girl  ·  November 21st, 2008   

Via Speak, Dog! Speak! we have another honoree for the Disgraceful Hypocrite List, Ms. Gillian Anderson:

A source close to the 40-year-old star revealed to Britain’s Daily Express newspaper: “Gillian has enjoyed living in London in recent years but made it clear she’d consider moving back to the US if Obama won. 

“Now that Obama’s heading for the White House, she feels she could bring up her children in the kind of America she wants them to experience, rather than a country run by current President George Bush.”

Don’t you all just hate how Dubya has come to your homes and personally turned your children into jack-booted, M-16 waving, GOP party-line spouting thugs?  Xst, I really HATE IT when a President does that.  It’s just rude.

Seriously…Hollywood?  ENTERTAIN ME, then shut the entire fuck up.

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O Sweet, Stupid Youth

By Liberty Girl  ·  November 20th, 2008   

Well, I see they’re all just lining up to get on my Disgraceful Hypocrite List.

…we found out what Nikki Reed’s wardrobe will be when she heads off to Europe on Monday to promote “Twilight.”

“It’s been difficult being an actress and going to other countries and representing your country and just being embarrassed, embarrassed all the time,” the 20-year-old said in regards to her not-so stimulated American Pride prior to Obama’s election. “But now I’m leaving for Europe on Monday to do press for “Twilight” and I’m wearing a big Obama sticker on my back.”

Good for you, honey!  You’re not only the proud owner of the #3 slot on the DH list, but you also have abysmal fashion sense!  We’ll check in with you in about 15 years when you’ve had a chance to live, grow, and have your head extracted from your ass.

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List Making

By Liberty Girl  ·  November 19th, 2008   

We all have our Lists.  For instance, I have a I Will Pop You In The Face Eventually List.  The bowling-ball headed, courageous-only-when-drunk husband of our next-door neighbor is right there at the top most days.  Other days it is whatever cell-phone-wielding cow is weaving all over the road in front of me in an impossible-to-see-around minivan.  I’m sure Dogette has at least ONE list, which surely has the Pole People atop it.  Joan HAS to have a list, populated no doubt by RINOs, Republicans and other Utter Failures.

Today I find myself in need of a new List, and I shall call it The Disgraceful Hypocrite List.  Ms. Julianne Malveaux, a “writer” with the Philly Trib, has the honor of the second spot on the DH list, the first belonging to the shouldn’t-be-allowed-to-speak-in-public Michelle Obama, for her proclamation early on in the election that she was only just then proud to be an American. 

Translation: your country sucks until it does something for you.  

Ms. Malveaux further recieves the Derivative Asshole Asterisk affixed next to her List entry for being a big stupid copycat of the aforementioned first place holder’s previously published idiocy.  Not only is she derivative, folks…she’s SLOW. 

Let’s all give our new List honorees a big round of applause.

(Via Cassy Fiano)

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