I wonder if I remember how to do this snark thing…

The level of hysteria Sarah Palin is capable of generating still makes me LOL.  It just slays me that those who have their frilly pinks in a bunch over Palin writing speech notes on her hand are the same who don’t mind their dear leader’s seeming inability to memorize his own speeches.

The parallel that can be drawn between liberal and conservative spending habits is just a delicious bonus.

Come on, we all knew they believed it.  They’re just now getting around to talking about it.

Funny how a grown-up man – much less an alleged professional journalist – hasn’t the capability to be embarrassed by the drivel coming out of his piehole.

(Via this guy.)

Oh noess. Everybody panic nao.

The wind, a favorite power source of the green energy movement, seems to be dying down across the United States. And the cause, ironically, may be global warming — the very problem wind power seeks to address.

The idea that winds may be slowing is still a speculative one, and scientists disagree whether that is happening. But a first-of-its-kind study suggests that average and peak wind speeds have been noticeably slowing since 1973, especially in the Midwest and the East.

Remember the days when scientists would publish FACTS?

Yeah, me either.

And you might too…

(Via this guy.)

A large LG thank you to those of you who’ve emailed your approbation over the past couple of weeks.  I’d apologize for the general lack of content around here these days but until we invent some new words for “cocksucking traitorous motherfucking apologist dickbiter” I’m kind of tapped out.

Busy in the garden and the kids are out of school, too, yeah.

I’m sure you’ve heard the Commander-in-Thief took his woman out on a date the other night…

The fact that this son of a whore didn’t pay for that bullshit himself tells you everything you need to know about him.*

*To the inevitable comment from the Faithful:  Yes, I realize other Presidents have probably done similar…but not after bleating so very publicly that “we’re all going to have to make some sacrifices.”  Fucking hypocrite can officially blow it out his ass.

Hey, long time no bitch, eh?  Well, we can fix that right up here today…

Debbie McLucas is one of four hospital supervisors at Kindred Hospital in Mansfield. Last week, she hung a three-by-five foot American flag in the office she shares with the other supervisors.

When McLucas came to work Friday, her boss told her another supervisor had found her flag offensive. “I was just totally speechless. I was like, ‘You’re kidding me,’” McLucas said.

McLucas’ husband and sons are former military men. Her daughter is currently serving in Iraq as a combat medic.

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McLucas said the supervisor who complained has been in the United States for 14 years and is formerly from Africa. McLucas said the supervisor took down Debbie’s flag herself.

I just have one question:  is the African supervisor in question an actual American citizen?

If no:  have a nice big cup of go fuck yourself.  Oh, and I’ll take that green card, kthx.

If yes:  pistols at dawn.

Subject:  Veto SB 2600

Apparently emboldened by the mass thievery going on at the national level, I see our Florida legislature has taken the policies of our Dear Leader to heart and started grabbing for cash with both greedy little hands.  I am referring, of course, to SB 2600 in which $6 million dollars from the Division of Licensing Concealed Weapons and Firearm Trust Fund has been raided in a move that would make Vikings, Mongols and Tuskens quite proud. 

I am the kind of voter who insists on research, and ordinarily I would quadruple-check anything disseminated by the NRA, however, I am most irritatingly required to rely on the their report of this misappropriation due to the myfloridahouse.gov website’s pitiful coding, which prompts me to download the ASP file that should instead be displaying the full text of the bill. 

I sincerely hope this isn’t by design.  That’s the sort of thing that could cause people to start filing lawsuits.

As a Citizen of this country, as a CCW holder in the state of Florida, I urge you to put an end to this foolishness.  Line-item veto this misappropriation, line-item veto the threat to our state’s education budget if their trust fund theft is circumvented, and shine the light of publicity on the cockroaches that conceived the entire scheme.  Prove to us that you’re different, that you’re not the typical politician, that you deserve your Governorship and a future Senate seat.

In a stunning display of oneupmanship, I’ve taken Tam’s jalapeno/feta cheese notion and kicked it the hell up a notch….

Half and gut the peppers, coat the halves in bread crumbs, stuff with sundried tomatoes, and top with feta cheese.  Bake until golden/bubbly and serve with fresh lime-spritzed avocado slices.

Oh, and please remind me to never touch anything/anyone for the next five to seven days.  (Sorry MLG!)

Stacy: happy Odd Day!

Husband: Scusi?

Stacy: It is 5/7/9

Husband: Haha
So, how do we celebrate?

Stacy: ha i’ve no idea
beating the fuck out of a hippie might be a good start

Husband: Woohoo, I like this holiday already